All the news and jokes you missed from the week of October 9.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of October 9.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
This video truly touched me. It’s beautiful!💚
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ReplyScalise is out for Speaker, Republican Speakers don’t last long in DC and Scalise can not afford to lose his Government Health Care like So Many Americans already have, 😞🇺🇲😞
ReplyFck Clarence Thomas.
ReplyHis blatant corruption and refusal to step down in the wake of it is a slap in the face of the American judicial system.
As a Brit who’s Burger King meal of choice is a side of fries and a side of onion rings, this is great news for me. But in the UK my onion rings never contain any rogue fries. Judging by the size of the laugh , it must be pretty common in the US?
ReplyYou’re my sprite, Seth. 💞🤟
ReplyLove that Hunter Biden gets charged criminally for not paying taxes while Rudy gets his property leaned and the Republicans complain about double standard.
ReplyCorrection – subs don’t sail.
Replyyou should send the writers off for another few weeks, they aint quite baked enough yet
Replyto be fair that onion ring joke did redeem someone at least lol, keep that 1
Come on, Seth. Couldyoupleasetalkfaster?
ReplyLA natives also got your traffic joke Seth, but yea, it flew over most of that NYC audiences’ head. But essentially, you haven’t struggled until you’ve tried to get to Santa Monica in the late afternoon on 10 or the 405 freeways, good luck 😂.
Reply*_Who_* are not saying a thing, deafening the world with their silence, keeping mum,
Replyabout someone being demented unfit horrible gross un-American shocking reprehensible undignified hateful unqualified vile irresponsible crude offensive unstable disgraceful delusional vulgar hysterical unpresidential deranged unworthy shameful dangerous unhinged dishonorable embarrassing and treasonous,
when it regards trump, how he behaves and how he speaks, what he says and what he posts?
A hint:
The selfsame people who (besides trump himself, that is) would have been shouting and screaming,
about someone being demented unfit horrible gross un-American shocking reprehensible undignified hateful unqualified vile irresponsible crude offensive unstable disgraceful delusional vulgar hysterical unpresidential deranged unworthy shameful dangerous unhinged dishonorable embarrassing and treasonous,
if it was Biden (or Obama, or Hillary) who behaved, spoke, said and posted *EXACTLY* the same way and the same things as trump.
Putin, Trump, Gaetz? This is more like “news of the bleak”
ReplyCan’t wait to see your coverage of Tommy Tubberville. Will have to replace the classic Biden clip.
ReplyHunh. So that is twice today The Chris Rock-Will Smith Slap came up. The other was Sean Penn on Jimmy Kimmel.
ReplyMust be close to Oscar time. You don’t want to get slapped by Will Smith, don’t say dumb and nasty things about Jada!
Billionaires have concluded that the Earth is doomed and are planning their escape.
ReplyDear Seth, can my band Mythological Horses please play Late Night? Pretty please
ReplyJokes are not landing, Seth. Need better writers?
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