Republicans Blurring Faces in Insurrection Footage, “Orange Jesus” Trump & Guillermo’s Xmas List

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Published on December 5, 2023

Time Magazine’s Person of the Year will be announced tomorrow with Taylor Swift, Barbie and Putin as finalists, Liz Cheney’s tell-all “Oath & Honor” came out today, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson announced that they would be releasing thousands of hours of footage of the attack on the Capitol, 23andMe had a security breach and hackers got access to nearly 7 million accounts, a family in New Jersey had the clever idea to trick their Nana into thinking Grand Theft Auto was actually the news, the new number one song in the United States is the sixty five year old song “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” by Brenda Lee, Guillermo gives a PowerPoint presentation announcing what he would like for Christmas, we give a reminder and suggestion for parents moving the Elf on the Shelf every night, and Jimmy and Guillermo dress up like elves and sit down with kids to find out whether they’ve been naughty or nice.

About Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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19 comments

  • @justice4all772 5 months ago

    When will members of Congress who were involved going to face justice ? More than enough evidence for conviction

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  • @kenyonmoon3272 5 months ago

    Uh. The DOJ doesn’t need the public version of the tapes in order to do their work. They can get the unblurred version along with literally hundreds of social media accounts of the people who participated.

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  • @runnergo1398 5 months ago

    I am really worried about that kid that loves ducks. If he doesn’t get a duck that actually follows him to school, he might turn into Steven Seagal.

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  • @EricSanchez-qs3bi 5 months ago

    Tucal both y mim los easlor

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  • @Tiadaghton37 5 months ago

    Johnson is a joke!

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  • @user-hq6hc1eb2b 5 months ago

    What family has a living room that size, yeah sociopaths

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  • @pieway29 5 months ago

    If they didn’t do anything wrong, what are they hiding from.

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  • @paulh2468 5 months ago

    Orange Jesus is the sad, pathetic cousin of Super Kung Fu Jesus.

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  • @kelliereed3484 5 months ago

    Love the duck and kid. Thank you for the humor in a crazy time. Peace and love

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  • @sandym8787 5 months ago

    New speaker is disgusting – it was a frigging riot – we saw it – people were injured , killed , and some officers killed themselves from the horror of it . WTF is wrong with these people ..

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  • @EricSanchez-qs3bi 5 months ago

    Bun lor los cut hax winn nity

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  • @steveanderson8921 5 months ago

    Them people gon’ go to hail fer trickin’ Gramma like that…

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  • @rosemariebredahl9519 5 months ago

    The hackers have mother’s maiden names now too.

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  • @KittyKeypurr 5 months ago

    Transparency is important, so we’re going to edit everything before we release it. 😂🙈

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  • @marvinsmith2116 5 months ago

    He’s a lawyer protecting criminals. Disbarred.

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  • @lw3269 5 months ago

    I must be the only living person who is not at all amused by Guillermo. I simply find him annoying.

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  • @TheRealYTIAN 5 months ago

    Imho its really not that funny to show a fake car accident to your granny who thinks its real. Real people die in real accidents.

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  • @johngroverdotcom 5 months ago

    please stop over mixing the audience! we know they like him!

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  • @Wildstar40 5 months ago

    I was waiting for the duck to yell “AFLAC !”

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