A three-judge panel smacked down the former president’s claim of absolute immunity from prosecution, the current president might be talking to ghosts, and conspiracy theorists believe the CIA is rigging the Super Bowl to help Taylor Swift get President Biden reelected.
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If they’re Liquor store hold-ups then theyre probably Billy Carter’s fault.
ReplyTrump “Debate” Biden …
ReplyPlease make Debate and Masterbate extremely CLEAR!!?
Dungeons and dragons so much better then the rip-off of rugby that Americans call football.
ReplySo, how long do you think Kelce will last with Swift? He’s what? The seventh guy she’s been with???
ReplyIt’s still frustrating that we’re forced to choose between only two old as dirt men to lead this country.
ReplyHow can this country allow a crook to became a president, this is just insane. I hope we’d learned our lesson and band this crook from the ballots.
ReplyQueen Elizabeth was in her nineties. Stop with the old jokes. He has done a remarkable job.
ReplyPeople need to lay off the Biden old shit. That can really sway some voters and he is the most effective president we’ve had in recent history. That is the message you should be pounding.
ReplyI’m looking forward to not having to hear about Taylor Swift. Not only is she barely news worthy, let’s also not forget her obscene carbon footprint.
ReplyI’ll rather watch “Puppy Bowl” 🐕
ReplyYou are beyond funny.Thank you for the laugh
ReplyThe next election will have a huge effect on the fate of the world. How can the Democrats be this careless by endorsing a living corpse? Furthermore how can Joe Biden’s wife let him run again? If anyone else, she perfectly knows he is unfit for a second term. If common sense doesn’t prevail ’till November, the world’s only hope – and I’ m sorry to say this – that biology will resolve this matter ’til then.
ReplyBiden sounds almost normal if you speed up the clip about 50%
ReplyHe’ll Andreu Jackson beat upon a guy who has his girl for the night and then becomes the president.
ReplyNow we have Mr. Dump ,
Horrible!
Maybe fewer Biden age jokes?
ReplyTaylor Swift doesn’t need to endorse Joe Biden at the Superbowl, the Republican snowflakes are doing a fantastic job endorsing him for her.
Replythe boba tea is a ploy to kill joe by choking hazard
ReplyFor non-football fans, “home” team advantage alternates between NFC & AFC each year. Last year it was NFC. This year it is AFC. The “home” team practices at the local football team’s practice facility while the “away” team (49ers) practice at the closest available field (usually a university). It’s not some machavellian plot. No matter the winner, I can hardly wait afor Stephen’s in-depth D&D analysis of the game. (I’d go with a half-elven rogue kicker myself).
ReplyI’m getting tired of hearing about Taylor Swift.
ReplyI going to guess Travis will proposed to Taylor after the superbowl…
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