New From Hasbro: Trauma Me Elmo

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Published on January 31, 2024

Elmo has gained awareness of the inevitability of human suffering.

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  • @cmdraftbrn 3 months ago

    it aint good elmo buddy. but together we can get through it.

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  • @grapesofwraith1066 3 months ago

    Sounds like a companion for wikibear!

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  • @batgurrl 3 months ago

    EMO Grover, he doesn’t want to talk about it was the perfect end to that brilliant peice

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  • @SpaceForceCommander 3 months ago

    I guess Hasbro didn’t want to release “Punch Me Elmo” for stress relief.

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  • @chocolatechip12 3 months ago

    Okay, but if Grover’s shirt was real, I’d wear the HECK out of that

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  • @blairbrown4812 3 months ago

    0:44

    Because God answers all prayers. Sometimes, that answer is an f-bomb.

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  • @petejams7340 3 months ago

    Elmo should ask his brother Gitmo how he’s doing since Jon Stewart left him behind

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  • @brianhageland9951 3 months ago

    Elmo will catch a grenade for ya

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  • @NewMessage 3 months ago

    Ok… Emo Grover needs to be a thing. Where’s that parody account, I asks ya?!?!

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  • @user-eu5in1gw2h 3 months ago

    Thank God for eyelids

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  • @grayrook8637 3 months ago

    Ahahahahahaha bad question Elmo and the out of touch morons who thought this was a good idea. The internet pounced on that like a lion on a wounded gazelle.

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  • @robotics77 3 months ago

    The human population is going through a midlife crisis. We will get through it. I love you all.

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  • @elihan9 3 months ago

    “There is no paradise for you to escape too,” Berserk.

    If you feel traumatized, remember that and keep moving.

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  • @frogy420 3 months ago

    😂

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  • @een_schildpad 3 months ago

    Seeing Elmo get completely dumped on has been the funniest this all week 😂 I was laughing so hard reading the replies and quote tweets

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  • @knuclear200x 3 months ago

    But does it talk?

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  • @DrinkTheKoolAid62 3 months ago

    I don’t know but I feel this one comes kinda close to a sub-textual line

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  • @tsriel472 3 months ago

    Ironically, Hasbro should make this. It legitimately would save the company from its downward spiral in the toy department and declining D&D sales.

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  • @AceSpadeThePikachu 3 months ago

    You know we joke but honestly, sometimes people just gotta vent, and if telling your feelings of anxiety and depression to a fictional fluffy creature from a kids show helps get you through the day, who are we to judge?

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  • @paulnolan4971 3 months ago

    The Elmo’s the window to the soul

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