All the news and jokes you missed from the week of October 23.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
All the news and jokes you missed from the week of October 23.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Hard to make fun of Biden—not an indicted criminal, not an adjudged rapist & fraud, not a liar, has a happy family. How boring, hunh America?!
ReplyThird wrap for free is a solid joke.
ReplyRe. Boobert lavishing praise upon Mike Johnson: “not the first time she’s fondled a johnson in public”
ReplyThis newly elected Speaker of the HOUSE is a election denier and he has crafted materials for states to destroy people rights, a threat to our Democracy..Don’t be fooled by his angelic nature..he is a TRAITOR. God told me “This man is a False Prophet” and will continue to destroy our Democracy to make it into the MAGA image.
ReplyGaza
ReplyJenna Ellis has the weirdest resting face; sappy.
ReplyFor a second I thought Mike Johnson was related to former US Senator from Louisiana J. Bennett Johnston, but then I remember the t and that Bennett Johnston was a gentleman
ReplyThis is this BEST lunchtime video ever! Mid-bite & we’re at “that’s when Jill carried him..”..all the way to “I posted your address to insta..” !! 😂🇨🇦
Reply😊 Man, I hope they coordinated with Nintendo before they pulled this! They don’t play around!
ReplyCorrection: The loneliest member of a 4-piece band is the bassist, and I should know #sadlowsounds
ReplySeth: “You won’t believe what Ron said the other day! He asked me, ‘Seth, how do you organize a space party?’ I said, ‘I don’t know, Ron, how DO you organize a space party?’ And Ron goes, ‘You PLANET!’ Classic Ron, always bringing the puns to intergalactic levels!”
ReplyLawful Evil Stephen Colbert is going to make sure we have an intentional government shutdown next week instead of an accidental one.
ReplyYippee.
Seth again: “Let’s talk about Mike Johnson, folks. Mike’s the kind of guy who walks into a library and says, ‘I’m looking for a good book on paranoia, but I don’t want anyone to know I checked it out.’ That’s Mike for you, keeping his secrets safe in the library stacks!”
ReplyIronically, just after Seth slagged off Pepsi, YouTube played an ad for Pepsi Max!
ReplyMike Johnson. Bonehead of the week!
Reply7 Signs of a psychopath~
Reply1. Behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
2. Disregarding or violating the rights of others.
3. Incapability to distinguish between right and wrong.
4. Extreme difficulty showing remorse or empathy.
5. Tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
6. Extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
7. No conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions.
You meant the “Bass Player” !!!
Reply🫖This came out a couple of days ago. Are you on a loop too Mr. Mike Meyers? Your wife is jealous that she can’t have what you are drinking? Awww so romantic how into you she is. She’s a keeper. Happy Halloween 🍷
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