Meanwhile… A school district in Kentucky gave students a day off after the Super Bowl, Taco Bell has new Mountain Dew-inspired dessert items, and Pizza Hut will help you break up with your lover this Valentine’s Day.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Meanwhile… A school district in Kentucky gave students a day off after the Super Bowl, Taco Bell has new Mountain Dew-inspired dessert items, and Pizza Hut will help you break up with your lover this Valentine’s Day.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Trader Joe’s: The rocks in our pilaf is just extra fiber for digestion!
ReplyNo one has jumped on the idea of Breakup Cannoli yet.
ReplyPizza Hut Goodbye Pie should include a tub of ice cream and a bottle of alcohol.
Reply“Have more babies because we used robot tech to make war bloodier instead of making your lives easier. Think of the robot maintenance that will be needed!”
ReplyIt’s obvious Apple are so out of touch with their customer’s needs on the features of the Vision Pro.
ReplyThe Enhanced Games are already letting you bet on the athletes. I’m putting my money on a rookie, Khan Noonien Singh.
ReplyJust sayin’. Woody Allen predicted virtual reality porn in Sleeper 50 years ago.
ReplyPizza Hut’s Goodbye Pie deliveries will spawn a whole new genre of Delivery Boy porn.
Replyi lolled
ReplyLike… you might actually have a problem, when you’re complaining to Apple about your porn display…
Plus , it just came out 2 weeks ago, I think they might be a bit premature, in this .. and in other things…… 🙈
Reply“Berserker skull bucket”…..Wow.
Reply1:58 to skip the fluff :3
ReplyAh yes, the good ol’ skull bucket…!
ReplyI don’t even watch the regular Olympics. A doped version is stupid.
ReplyUrgh peter thiel bought his way into a New Zealand citizenship and I’ve never been so ashamed 😫
ReplySchools: day after Superbowl the teachers need a day off. No School.
ReplyAlso Schools: record breaking snow storm. Online zoom schooling. RIP snowday.
The message might break your heart, but its the pizza that arrests it…
ReplyI wonder if those delivery drivers still expect a tip.
ReplyAm I the only one who always looks forward to Meanwhile intro that has a raccoon in it? 🤣🤣🤣
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