Meanwhile… America’s biggest sandwich chain is for sale, scientists in Japan have cracked an age-old mummy mystery, and a woman got more than she ordered when the pizza delivery guy showed up.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Watc
Meanwhile… America’s biggest sandwich chain is for sale, scientists in Japan have cracked an age-old mummy mystery, and a woman got more than she ordered when the pizza delivery guy showed up.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Watc
That’s no longer an ordinary Library, but The Library of Wong Shi Tong
ReplyMust be a lot of Temple University grads in the audience tonight.
ReplyIt’s funny because Chrome is now the new evil with adblock blocking updates
ReplyThat owls hoot actually has a hoot that is described as ” Who cooks for you”. I got a lot of them around my house. I tried hooting back at one and the response I got sounded like a evil demented highly pissed owl that sounded like he was laughing and hooting at the same time. Startled me so bad I went inside and closed my door. I thought I might have aggravated it.
ReplyMeanwhile starts at 1:10
ReplyIf you lay on the floor with a tennis ball under you, specifically under your shoulder blade; where it hurts most and gently roll back and forth. Or put all your weight into it if you can stand it. Might look dumb but boy…
Your shoulders can actually be pain free.
ReplyYou know you’re in deep trouble when you can’t prove your bread and tuna is even real.
ReplyStep one: wait til nightfall. Step two: From outside, shine a light on an open door. Goodbye owl.
ReplyThe 2 workers who fell into a vat of chocolate, are they the children of Augustus Gloop?
ReplyFirst they use a Falcon to scare the Owl, now they need to scare the Falcon!
ReplyHope Pepsi is interested in the Subway sellout, I’m tired of having to drink a Coca-Cola with my meatball sub.
ReplyThe Smothers Brothers were ahead of their time.
“I fell in a vat of chocolate.
I fell in a vat of chocolate.
What did you do when you fell into the chocolate??
La-li-do-dum-la-li-do-dum-ay.
“I yelled Fire!! when I fell into the chocolate.
ReplyI yelled Fire!! when I fell into the chocolate.
Why did you yell Fire!! when you fell into the chocolate??
La-li-do-dum-la-li-do-dum-ay.
I yelled Fire!! because no one would come if I yelled CHOCOLATE!!!!”
yeah, i hate those disfigured people, aren’t they the worst?
ReplyCome on Stephen, Domino’s isn’t THAT awful.
ReplyIn a M. Night Shyamalan twist, it was the squirrel who ordered the pizza to gain entry.
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