Meanwhile… Actress Gillian Anderson’s dress turned heads at the Golden Globes, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is looking for a driver, and the city of Barranquilla, Colombia erected a 21-foot statue of national treasure Shakira.
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Scorsese says Marvel movies are garbage but now he’s doing a superhero movie of his own…
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ReplySomeone from a STEM background has been writing meanwhile intros from the past 1-2 months and I’m all for it.
Replyanyone else skip to when it says meanwhile to get things started? sorry colbert, I don’t like the beginning part 😀
ReplyA Shakira statue? Seriously? Could you objectify that woman more?
ReplyIf you want to honor her, give her the keys to the city or name a school after her. Don’t make her into a sex object out of bronze.
funny how Shakira doesn’t pay taxes and gets a statue lol
ReplyUnfortunately if Jesus came back in present day, for one, He wouldn’t immediately show up in America much to the confusion of many conservatives who think this is God’s country. But He also would likely despise the commonly held values of conservatives today, seeing as he didn’t preach bigotry or hate for your fellow man
ReplyTisk tisk Stephen ☹️ You should know your catholic christian history a lot better. The Japanese went through a mass conversion to Christianity starting around 1549. It makes just as much sense for a Japanese person to write about the life of Jesus as it would for a French, English or German person to write about it.
ReplyI’d rather see Ricky Gervais do a movie about how Jesus is fiction
ReplyThe tone on tone embroidery design of the vulva gown made a clear statement. I will take this moment to dedicate design to lousy. Texas Gov. Abbott. supreme court of Texas a state of old out of their league dogs. Thank you, Colbert. team
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Scorsese’s movie is about Don Jesus “The Carpenter” Christos and his 12 Capos and their war with the Yakuza about the control over a church in the Bronx.
Reply¡Barranquilla, presente!
ReplyCharleston likely has a lot of spare statue bronze lying around recently not-being-used… A 21ft monument to Stephen would probably make a great use for it.
ReplyMr Scorsese, please also refer to the SNL sketch Djesus Uncrossed starring Christoph Waltz. “The H is silent”
ReplyHe’ll come back as Florida Man!😁
ReplyIf you’re in Charleston you should be dancing the Charleston!
ReplyHoly crap! John Scofield!!!
ReplyGod sent stumpy
ReplyJehovah’s Witnesses are making a 1000 minute series about Jesus life. Based on the bible of course. First episode will be released this summer. This will be the most accurate telling of his life and ministry to date.
ReplyActually, Stephen, if you nail it on the first try, you have failed to practice abstinence. 😉
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