Meanwhile… Doritos fans can now mix nacho cheese-flavored cocktails, an ancient curse has been unearthed, and local New York legend Flaco the Owl has become a Peeping Tom.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Meanwhile… Doritos fans can now mix nacho cheese-flavored cocktails, an ancient curse has been unearthed, and local New York legend Flaco the Owl has become a Peeping Tom.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Nobody talks about the reindeer *behind* Rudolph…
Randolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer???
Reply🤷🏻♂️
If any body knows about evil its this one
ReplyI hope those archeologist remembered to speak the right words when retrieving that tablet ….
Wait a minute, the words.
All right, all right,
all right.
Say the words.
KIaatu barada…
Iu…
Necktie.
Nectar, nickel.
Noodle.
ReplyFlaco is just doing to us what we did to him. Good on you, flaco!
ReplyThat’s right, New York. He’s watching you. December 28th. Be afraid—
What? He’s the starting QB for the Browns…
Whaddya mean, spelled with one ‘c’?
An owl…?
Well, that’s just dumb.
ReplySO, a bird living in a place where humans could stare at him through glass has escaped and is now staring at humans through glass. I call that KARMA.
ReplyRudolph is the only one lit but we are all blitzen over here
ReplyTurning your head 360° is not creepy (if you’re an owl)
ReplyBecause the writers are so damned good, I am not skipping Meanwhile to get to Jon or Adam Driver! 🌟😂😂🌟 Job
ReplyLet Flaco in, so he can go home. He is not a wild owl. If this owl species is indigenous to NY, he will probably adapt, but he needs a mate. Flaco is lonely.
ReplyOkay. I reallllly want that drunk..er, ‘impaired’ Rudolph clip.🏔️🦌🥃
ReplyRudolph is a mean drunk.
The night Rudolph went crazy.
Rudolph: “and you didn’t want me to play your little reindeer games. Well jokes on you now I’ve gotten my own little game for you all to play. it’s called.
Reply(Cox shotgun)
Dodge the buck… shot.”
Not all birds are real. Some are clone-drones with tiny little cameras in their heads. That’s how they spy on us.
ReplyYou can have that Doritos potato chips alcohol that tastes like cheese, I’m sticking with Baileys Irish cream for Christmas.
ReplyStephen did you just summon Satan? How many times have I told you not to summon Satan!
Reply(Also: “Don’t Provoke The Borg!”)
Just “alcohol” is vodka. It’s grain neutral spirits.
ReplyYou go, owl!.. people have been peeping him his entire life, he’s just paying it back.. I hope they don’t catch him!
ReplySaatana perkele!
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