Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Medical Students, The Little Mermaid

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Published on September 20, 2022

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Lord of the Rings fans being angry because the new spinoff features Black hobbits.

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  • Dr. Nancy Living-Co-creatively 2 months ago

    The little mermaid is beautiful. Surprised you did not show Sam Jackson Instagram as the mermaid. You might not want to mess w him/herm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Cocaine Diaper Don The Con 3.0 2 months ago

    Ten lesbian books has more hardons than an Asian male.

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  • dermot font 2 months ago

    Damn Seth are you’re trump jokes you’re own or do you tender them out! Is anything original ๐Ÿค”! Signed Confused and Uninspired

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  • Missy Barbour 2 months ago

    This stays the funniest segment

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  • FesterWerks 2 months ago

    SO much fun!

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  • Missy Barbour 2 months ago

    I love that Amber was the only one to still do the end pose! lolol

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  • New Message 2 months ago

    Of course, it’s not LOTR fans, so much as right wing trolls cosplaying as LOTR fans.

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  • Cocaine Diaper Don The Con 3.0 2 months ago

    Five doges means a Five course meal for a Korean.

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  • C.C May 2 months ago

    Seth could pass as a lesbian.

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  • Glorious Exceptionalism 2 months ago

    3:42๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 537zun4 2 months ago

    I kinda like that you made sure to clarify that no author Was hurt in this Clip, also wtf? Is that true with the dead lesbians?

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  • Cocaine Diaper Don The Con 3.0 2 months ago

    How to dress like a lesbian Rom Com. It a Mechanic overall all greased up.

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  • Syed Hassan Jawaid 2 months ago

    This is and will always be my favorite segment lmao these two are the best!

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  • Cancun771 2 months ago

    Here’s a joke and it is not funny:
    “Itโ€™s critical to remember that Congress could have started in 2017, when the first articles of impeachment were filed by Representatives Brad Sherman and Al Green. *The Mueller report was never necessary for impeachment* because Trump had committed impeachable offenses outside the purview of the probeโ€”like emoluments violations, abuse of migrants, and abuse of the pardon powerโ€” *every week for over two years.* Impeaching the person responsible for these ongoing atrocities was deemed by Nancy Pelosi in March 2019 to be *โ€œnot worth it.โ€* The House, presented with a menu of incriminating offenses, took the pursuit of justice off the table.”
    Sarah Kendzior, _Hiding in Plain Sight_

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  • Christian Schoff 2 months ago

    THIS is why Seth is my number one favorite host.

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  • Amber Banuelos 2 months ago

    Such an underrated segment, I always love these! โ€œNo man can find Beantown!โ€ Youโ€™re brilliant, Jenny!

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  • Paula Gandolfo 2 months ago

    Funny Funny Funny !

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  • Phreak 2 months ago

    These are some of the bits.

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  • Psychchic 2 months ago

    I appreciate the highlighting of the bury your gays trope. It is so wrong!

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  • Emily 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐ค ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ค๐ž๐ฉ๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ˆ ๐๐ž๐œ๐ข๐๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐ข๐ญ. ๐–๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž. ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:)

    ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐‘๐ข๐œ๐ก๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ณ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • Lisa Jones 2 months ago

    ๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ๐›๐จ๐๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ง $๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒโ€ฆ ๐˜๐ž๐ฌ! ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ง ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ค ๐›๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐จ๐› ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐š ๐€๐ƒ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐ฉ๐š๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐ž๐ฑ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ• ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐š๐ซ๐ฌ.. ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐–๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • Avy115 2 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐š๐ฆ ๐š ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ. ๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐›๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ. ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ ๐ˆ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญ. ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ.

    ๐‚๐จ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐…๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฌ, ๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ———->>> ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณ๐‰๐จ๐ข๐ง.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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