Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Dressing Like a Lesbian, 2020 Census Overcounted White People

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Published on April 20, 2022

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Black female gun owners.

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25 comments

  • Without T**** America is Great 5 months ago

    Great fun! These three chemistry is priceless. Hilarious.

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  • Dyrthos 5 months ago

    Missed this segment ๐Ÿ˜

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  • Alex Hristova 5 months ago

    It has 3 cats ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Bruce Tennyson 5 months ago

    I just love Amber!

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  • Rogueles 5 months ago

    Seth… heh heh…. batteries. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Erica Gamet 5 months ago

    This was the best one yet!!

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  • Mario Perdomo R. 5 months ago

    Best one yet!

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  • Shreyas Bharadwaj 5 months ago

    Now we are officially at the end of a pandemic!

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  • dl2ndnp 5 months ago

    I love this segment!

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  • Shane Bro 5 months ago

    The black hole, sanding and battery jokes were awesome.

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  • Reble Houten 5 months ago

    The side by side of Seth and Ellen!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Ben Cichy 5 months ago

    Not sure why I was laughing at most of the jokes..I guess I’m normal..not sure

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  • David May 5 months ago

    I’m just wondering when they’re going to get to the jokes…

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  • zizinnnn 5 months ago

    omg my dog has 3 cats ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • Leanne Vande Kew 5 months ago

    There wasn’t any math.

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  • 1 Sandra 5 months ago

    Gerrymandering, tell it like it is Amberโ€™

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  • Pratik Mallya 5 months ago

    This is honestly the best segment of any late night show.

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  • Nm GG 5 months ago

    Such a hilarious segment so good every time ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Zack Murdock 5 months ago

    Why no closer looks this week :โ€™-(

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  • cantonese language 5 months ago

    This segment is gloriously goofy!

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  • Jennifer 5 months ago

    ๐ˆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐ค ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฉ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ค๐ž๐ฉ๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฒ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ˆ ๐๐ž๐œ๐ข๐๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐ข๐ญ. ๐–๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ก๐š๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ข๐Ÿ๐ž. ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จ. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:)

    ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ก๐ฆ๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ณ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • Ashley Fernandez 5 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽ$ ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐Ÿ ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐š๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ ๐›๐ž ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ค ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ .. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:) ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • piwosi 5 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ง $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ,๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž. ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ญ๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž, ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ˆ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ค ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ž๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ˆ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ญโ€ฆ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š..
    ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐‹๐”๐‚๐Š.:) ๐‡๐„๐‘๐„====)> ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐‡๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฃ๐จ๐›.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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