Don’t Panic! | Ash Wednesday vs. Valentine’s Day | Trump: “I Want To Be Loved!”

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Published on February 14, 2024

Russia might be pursuing space nukes, Catholic Americans celebrated two very different holidays today, and the former president is desperate for affection. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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19 comments

  • @gamepapa1211 2 months ago

    Congratulations to New York for kicking George Santos out and flipping a House seat blue. It’s a small step, but a damn fine one!

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  • @JBBost 2 months ago

    “That’s a stroker”

    I just wanted to acknowledge the best pun

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  • @josecastrejon1700 2 months ago

    New York we love you 💙

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  • @carollockett6996 2 months ago

    See, anybody can come up with gaffes when excited, under pressure.

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  • @Nat-eb1ix 2 months ago

    Took both of my girlfriends to dinner, my boyfriend didn’t come along because he wasn’t feeling well

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  • @I-stand-corrected 2 months ago

    Trump’s “I WANT TO BE LOVED”, popping up like that out of his subconscience, reminded me of the Excorcist, when the demon displayed “help me” on the girl’s abdomen.😱👿👹

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  • @ewenchan1239 2 months ago

    Fuck The American Taliban

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  • @brentchattin6081 2 months ago

    Wow. The Republicans in the House say Mayorkas is impeached for not enforcing the law. They are really sticking up for law and order! Imagine what that will do when they investigate the House and Senate members who were either encouraging people involved in an insurrection or actively assisting the insurrection on 1/6/2021. I’m sure they are planning on investigating that next, right?

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  • @dredgerivers7730 2 months ago

    I heard Trump has 30,000 square feet of Endorsement Success.

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  • @jpdemer5 2 months ago

    Putin threatened to de-Nazify the US – and the GOP is in a panic.

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  • @mikemondano3624 2 months ago

    Trump: _“I Want To Be Loved!”_
    Be realistic, Donny! Just open a golf course on the Moon.

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  • @philjohnson1744 2 months ago

    “That’s a stroker” ?

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  • @zesty9815 2 months ago

    5:40 _”I love you, Melania! You never left my side — third time’s the charm, eh? Hoping this mass email finds you, wherever you may be.”_

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  • @jinstinky501 2 months ago

    “That’s a stroker.” Amazing!!!

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  • @daniellove162 2 months ago

    I’m glad I caught this. Stephen NEEEEEEEEVER talks about Trump.

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  • @user-oldblindguyD 2 months ago

    “Poly-Amoury,” sounds like a new automotive paint,
    “That both you & your car, are guaranteed to love.”

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  • @CourageKarnga 2 months ago

    “I want to be loved!”
    Yes, Donald, we know. Unfortunately, you’re unlovable, so…

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  • @DeKalbGal 2 months ago

    There was an incumbent Democrat, the constituents voted that one out and elected Santos. I imagine they had a very long year to regret it, so they voted a Democrat back

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  • @christrudell7966 2 months ago

    Look everyone!
    It’s Stephen WOKE Colbert!😂

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