Demetri Martin Figured Out Why Everyone’s In A Rush In New York: They All Have To Pee

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Published on April 10, 2024

When standup comedian Demetri Martin recently returned to New York City after a long absence, it became clear to him why everyone is always rushing around. Demetri’s latest comedy special, “Demetri Deconstructed,” is streaming now on Netflix.

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20 comments

  • @theEumenides 3 weeks ago

    Love Demetri Martin! <3 His comedy specials are always a joy.

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  • @NewMessage 3 weeks ago

    Explains the smell, really.

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  • @mrmeme-jq6qr 3 weeks ago

    European comedian

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  • @hollyxhawkes 3 weeks ago

    Wait is this Ice Bear from We Bare Bears?

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  • @ascent8487 3 weeks ago

    This guy makes Paul Rudd look like he’s aging poorly.

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  • @emmasayers7576 3 weeks ago

    When I was in Time Square, I really needed to pee. Annoyed that the only option seemed to be going to a cafe and buying a coffee, I dove into the nearest Starbucks and became a link in the whizzing service chain that spat me outside within what seemed like 10 seconds, holding a bucket of coffee and still needing to pee… Maybe that’s why the cups are so big?

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  • @danimation88 3 weeks ago

    This dude hasnt aged in 20 years.
    “I think the worst time to have a heart attack….. is during a game of charades…”

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  • @brandonfields4927 3 weeks ago

    Look at that HONKER. More like Dimitri MartinSTINE. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 amiright?!?!😂

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  • @vailryan5682 3 weeks ago

    Still doesn’t look like he’s old enough to vote.

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  • @sevenirises 3 weeks ago

    Demetri Martin is so funny. Love his humor and style.

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  • @alexrice2302 3 weeks ago

    No one has ever heard of this “person”

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  • @lauriepasch8612 3 weeks ago

    The kids would be there more for a cuddly animal

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  • @s_SoNick 3 weeks ago

    Demitri Martin has always been one of my favorite comedians! I usually only watch the monologues each weeknight on Youtube, but there is no way I’d miss a Demetri Martin interview!

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  • @calexprenas 3 weeks ago

    Wow. Demetri is one of few comedians that are actually as funny in natural conversation as they are on stage. There were many times he left a thread hanging for Stephen to continue a funny joke but Stephen completely killed it off instead, lol.

    Absolutely love Demetri’s low-key but hilarious sense of humor.

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  • @RubyDoobieScoo 3 weeks ago

    Loved Important Things with Demitri Martin. Also on a side note because of the comments I’m just going to say that only pedophiles buy crypto.

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  • @loandbehold5178 3 weeks ago

    I love this guy! Just watched his Netflix special!!

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  • @naryanr 3 weeks ago

    A girl I’ve never met before came up to me in the airport and hugged me,
    then when she took a look at my face she got very embarrassed and said,
    *_“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else,”_* and I said
    *_“I am.”_*

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  • @erickchavez2783 3 weeks ago

    Most awkward interview ever

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  • @tropes2087 3 weeks ago

    I have watched that special and Can confirm it is excellent.

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  • @Cimmaronisson 3 weeks ago

    Stephen Colbert is a wonderful host. I wish this young man would’ve just let him do his job instead of trying so hard to be funny or interesting.

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