Conan Claims He’s “America’s Sweetheart” | Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

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Published on July 24, 2023

Conan has found out, via extremely reputable sources, that he’s been named “America’s Sweetheart.” Plus, Conan worries about the state of saltine crackers.

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15 comments

  • MaxFleye 9 months ago

    Conan is quite the salty seaman

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  • Troublesome Rocky 9 months ago

    LOL. I bet most of America doesn’t even know Conan is still working

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  • Isee Nothing 9 months ago

    chaz

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  • arif 9 months ago

    im not from the US, hes more of a Comedy’s Sweetheart than just America’s, most of other country’s comedy circuit would immediately know and adore him, at least in mine.

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  • Card 9 months ago

    No, no, no. Crackers are dipped in tomato soup for a moment then shoved into ones mouth whole. There’s no other way.

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  • Charlie OBrien 9 months ago

    When you feel a cold coming on, Saltines crumbled into a bowl of Campbell’s Chicken Noodle is still the go to.
    Not appetizing, not delicious, but nourishing…
    whatever that means.

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  • A Weaver 9 months ago

    Melt butter, add sugar, spread on saltines, bake until caramelized. Sprinkle chocolate chips over when warm from the oven and spread when melted. Let cool.

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  • Persuasive Barrier 9 months ago

    Agree! You guys need to eat a bunch of saltines and try to whistle. Do it when you invite Peter Bjorn and John and try to whistle along with the song, Young Folks.

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  • Jan Mikicki 9 months ago

    C. O’Brien

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  • robert black 9 months ago

    Conan obviously angling for the coveted Nabisco ad dollar.

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  • l berg 9 months ago

    I’m with you on the worrying about Saltines. I also worry about unfrosted Pop-Tarts.

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  • IAmNotHerbert 9 months ago

    Define Conan being out of touch with non-celebrity living:

    Conan: do they still sell saltine crackers? Is that a thing people can buy out in the world where they do regular shopping business on their own rather than having servants fetch their fancy famous people food for them?

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  • Drew Peacock 9 months ago

    Holy tangential conversation!

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  • The Piemaker 9 months ago

    Dear Team Coco,

    We here at the Department of American Icons would like to formally apologize to Mr. Conan O’Brien for the saltine crackers that were left in the envelope we sent earlier this week.
    An internal investigation into the incident is currently being conducted to ensure this kind of issue does not take place again.
    Congratulations on being our newest America’s Sweetheart, and we hope our mistake does not take away from your achievement.

    Cassandra O’Brien
    Department of American Icons

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  • Mark 9 months ago

    America’s hard tack

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