College Athletes Get A Lesson In Money Management

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Published on June 30, 2021

Say it louder: rent the boat! #Colbert #TheLateShow #ColdOpens

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16 comments

  • John E McCormick 3 years ago

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    My accountant told me:
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    “If You Float It, Fly It, or F*** K It …RENT IT !”
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  • Ichijo Festival 3 years ago

    The proverbial “You don’t want to be a millionaire, you lose a lot of it in taxes.”

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  • Ian Macfarlane 3 years ago

    #Renttheboat

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  • Frank M 3 years ago

    So no more indentured servants. Nice.

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  • Yuriel Cundangan 3 years ago

    Real Fact: Every single one of ya’ll agreed that College Athletes may Earn made our day for incomes:

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  • NOWISM 3 years ago

    The two happiest days of a boat owner: the day he buys the boat and the day he sells it.

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  • Lizzy Rae 3 years ago

    Remember, capital gains don’t get taxed until you pull them out of the market to spend, and the house you live in is an expense, the house you rent to someone else is an asset.
    #RentTheBoat

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  • Christa Woods 3 years ago

    Im not sold on this idea. I understand the concept. And WHY. Just unsure of the ramifications that may come up in the future.

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  • acmelka 3 years ago

    Back in the 90s in the big 10 it was common knowledge that athletes got perks in form of meal money ( cash) from alumi boosters. The hypocrisy and wink wink nature is a bad precidence. Universities make millions on these guys. Better to be transparent and equitable. Not like it’s going to distract anyone from phony classes they ghost

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  • New Message 3 years ago

    Man, is he right about boats, though.

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  • trumptards must die 3 years ago

    Great Athletes can pay for their tuition now and the colleges can save on free rides.

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 3 years ago

    What about boat-sharing a boat?

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  • Igor Schmidlapp 3 years ago

    Do NOT mock RUDY, dammit! ;-P

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  • WaterxDragon 3 years ago

    Don’t get me wrong, universities screw their athletes over, but I could see this making some athletes absolutely insufferable for others on campus to deal with.

    Instructor: Alan, stop distracting others in the class.

    Alan: F*ck you bish, I make more than you.

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  • Daniel Hostetler 3 years ago

    The two truths that student athletes earning money will create. Entitled players who will waste money and players who will get themselves hurt and killed sooner by being even more stupid and irresponsible then they are now. It’s nice to see that the NCAA doesn’t give a rats ass about the academics and or the student and treats standards as a malleable concept that is as fake as the idea that football players should bother attending classes at all.

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  • William Jones 3 years ago

    If you have to ask anything about the cost of a boat, you can’t afford it.

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