Be A Man And Drive The New Pontiac Schvantz

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Published on October 6, 2022

The first and only gasoline-powered car shaped like your manhood. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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16 comments

  • Brick Tamland 2 years ago

    the way MTG chooses makeup palettes is abusive to sephora.

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  • Dustin Sindledecker 2 years ago

    So that’s why alot of guys get gas guzzlers because they are insecure about their manhood.

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  • jlbueno0611 2 years ago

    the Pontiac shvantz looks an awful lot alike to the ambiguous gay duo supercar… I’d say we need to sue Pontiac and gm for stealing the design.

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  • David David 2 years ago

    Have you looked outside lately? This thing would totally sell. It might need a name tweak, like “Ram” or “Power Stroke”. “Schvantz, King Ranch Power Stroke Super Duty”.

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  • Ch 17 2 years ago

    Nothing says manliness like sucking up to a Saudi Prince so you dont have to push your car. Lets just admit it if your identity is tied to what powers your car you are basic as f_

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  • billdale1 2 years ago

    WOW… just another reason to do whatever is necessary to get Greene out of politics and into a loony bin.

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  • Yuriel Cundangan 2 years ago

    Rick Scott dodged a question like trump dodged the Draft

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  • Yuriel Cundangan 2 years ago

    Colbert never dissapoints! Wonderful Comedian

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  • Viro ViranVictus 2 years ago

    That just makes me want a new Trans Am or GTO model.

    #BringItBack

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  • Ian Lister 2 years ago

    this might be a slightly sexist thing for me to say, but why are these super straight, anti woke, alpha male types, letting a mere woman, tell them what it is to be a man? Why do they need ANYONE to tell them how to be alpha males?

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  • G M 2 years ago

    If you find it funny from an American pov, just imagine how it looks to us from the outside lol. Are you okay guys?

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  • Moon Gazer 2 years ago

    She doesn’t use electric ovens either because she shovels coal

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  • croc glox 2 years ago

    Marjorie prefers the slick and shiny Tucker Torpedo, in Russian Red.

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  • The El Nobody 2 years ago

    If you need water, then you lack water
    If you need food, then you lack food
    If you need masculinity, then you lack masculinity
    And if your masculinity can’t handle something, then you lacked it in the first place.

    Put on a bra, if you’ve got the balls!!!

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  • Florencio 2 years ago

    She doesn’t want admit she’s been doing the “Electric ” forever especially now that she’s practically single again.

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  • Winter Storm Watch 2 years ago

    Was the vehicle that ran over MAGA Greens face diesel, gas or electric?

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