Seth takes a closer look at Republicans pushing forward with an insane so-called audit of Arizona’s election results and their plans to pursue similar audits in other states that Joe Biden won.
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Time to warm up another animal icon.
ReplyLooks like the Elephant is going extinct.
For anyone wanting more to the incinerated chicken story….
In Maricopa County we have a Board of Supervisors (R controlled) who help run county elections as part of their many duties.
One of the members of the BoS owns a commercial egg farm. He is a staunch Republican.
The farm had a fire break out that unfortunately spread to one of the buildings where the chickens were housed. The building went up quickly, taking thousands of chickens with it.
Because the BoS was challenging the Cyber Ninjas, a plot came up that the owner of the factory farm was burning up ballots indirectly via chicken. There are people in the state leadership who think this is plausible.
Think twice before moving here lol. We have no water and these people run the state.
ReplyIf you saw MTG stood there in a pair of shorts and a face like a horse, wouldn’t you feel intimidated? LMAO
ReplyWould chickens actually eat paper? Anyway, why not just torch the ballots and skip the middle man (bird)?
ReplyI can’t stop laughing. You are a gem, Seth. Unfortunately the reality of this closer look is utterly sad!
ReplyWe need to start a campaign to send statues of Hitler and Satan to MTG.
ReplyThere is dumb, and then there is GOP turbodumb.
ReplyGeorgia just announced that they will REQUIRE cyberninja’s will have to post a bond for the value of the voting machines if they invalidate them! New Hampshire, has ALREADY said that cyberninja’s have neither the expertise (Arizona is their FIRST audit of any kind), nor STANDING (they have no reason to be doing this, nor legal reasons) to do an audit!
ReplyAre there still K-Marts?
ReplyBest cicada impression… EVER!
Reply“Vicious circle”? I think that you meant “vicious cycle”?
Replyhistory books are for remembering history. Statues are for glorification.
ReplyThis is a comment for corrections…because it’s important. You said that Wally would have to wear the square dark glasses that people with cataracts wear. I’m 56 and somehow developed cataracts early. Doctor said, “Who knows! Maybe you stared at the sun when you were 14.” My point is this. This is the part for corrections. I didn’t get the dark glasses until AFTER I had received cataract surgery. The glasses were to protect my new eyes…not my old shitty eyes. I wore the dark glasses because I HAD cataracts but now no longer have them.
ReplyThe Cicada, played by Martin Short
ReplyFraudit
ReplyThe pandemic got me smoking weed daily. I took a tolerance break, listened to the news, and decided it made more sense while I was high. You could tell me a fkn chicken nugget ate the ballots and I’d nod along as long as you gave me a 10 piece in advance.
ReplyI can only imagine how furious MTG was when U.S. soldiers toppled Saddam Hussein’s statue in Iraq!
ReplyNo one ever accuses Arizona republicans…of being intelligent.
Reply9:58 really gets under my skin as a Texan who lived through that storm, watching all our Republican state officials neglect their duties to their constituents while people went without heat, water, electricity, and food. OANN can eat my ass. Trying to shift responsibility for Republicans abject failures to Biden is so low and reprehensible.
ReplySo, the Gop are anti statue removal because, “history'” but they’re completely for the removal of the topic of slavery from history books. Haha! The entire Gop needs to be disbanded and reformed! They have truly lost their way.
ReplyI really think its dangerous to keep calling these people dumb and delusional. Most of them know exactly what they’re doing. Trump included.
ReplyLarry Zbyszko…legendary wrestler Larry Zbyszko…that’s who Marjorie looks like
ReplyCicada-theater was Kick-Ass!
ReplySo Agent Orange finally made SOMEONE tired of winning.
ReplyWow! I’m casting my mind back to the misty days of November 2015. I seem to recall smug Trump supporters telling the rest of us, “He won! Suck it up, buttercup”. Where’s that bravado now? All I hear is butthurt. Better call the wambulance!
ReplyDid you hear about the Newsmax reporter flipping out over “gay cereal”?? Yeesh… I’m gonna invent a cereal for Republicans. I’LL CALL IT… SNOW FLAKES!! I’ll also make one just for Matt Gaetz. It’ll be called Prostit-Flakes. They’ll be frosted…with cocaine.
ReplyWho would vote for her when she doesn’t even have good fashion sense? Showing up in shorts at a governmental meeting?
ReplyLook at how the panicked left doth protest too much. Everyone knows it was rigged.
Reply8:24 – She knows you can’t accurately answer this question, because there were at least two cases found where a dead person voted and another where somebody voted twice. Ironically however both were Republican voters. Sounds like they should be focusing their audits on states where Trump won.
ReplyLouie Gohmert literally went on Newsmax weeks before the insurrection and told Trump supporters they needed to come out and get violent like blm.
He, Lauren Boebert, and others literally have private tours, told people to get violent, and Lauren live tweeted out Democrat positions to Trump supporters hoping they’d get caught, and that’s why they don’t want any investigations.
ReplyWaste of tax payer money.
ReplyThe best defense we have is we have intelligent comedians like you
ReplyWhen I originally heard about her Jewish Space Laser conspiracy theory, I googled the original video and found by accident that someone had made coffee cups with a logo on it of the ‘Jewish Space Laser Agency’
Needless to say, I now own that coffee cup and it’s sitting next to my computer as we speak. Best purchase I’ve made in 2021.
ReplyI’ve figured it out. Their plan is to just get crazier and crazier, until we’re all exhausted, and just throw up our hands, shake our heads, and let them do whatever they want, like we’re a weary mom with triplets at the Walmart.
ReplyI cant help but imagine the “Cyber-Ninjas” as monkeys.
14:20 There almost was statue of Baphomet at the Oklahoma State Capitol – now it is in the Salem Art Gallery in Salem, Massachusetts – also there was a prop for Big Red in the netflix show “Chilling adventures of Sabrina”
As for H. there actually is, it’s called “Him” or “Praying H.”
ReplyOklahoma has a satanic statue
ReplyCorrection: the old lady in the parking lot photo looks clearly different from the one Seth hypothetically wrestled inside the store! Please get your theoretical stories right Seth 🙂
ReplyWelcome to America, where LITERALLY EVERYTHING is possible. Wow…
ReplyOh yes we have all over germany statues of hitler to remember him, because without those we might forget about WW2… lol
certainly there are no statues of Hittler (and not of Satan) in countries that do not want to contribute in them, so having pictures in historybooks are good, having statues of former Dictators will not be good for any reason…
ReplyIf Satan is a “person” now he/she/it should run for office.
ReplyIf you want to save your statue, maybe you should put up something that educates people before being forced to do it by an angry mob. That way people might think you actually mean it.
ReplyChickens don’t coca doodile doo those are Roosters 😉
ReplySomeone should tell Majorie Taylor Greene one was a genocidal maniac dictator and the other one a fictional character from a book of myths.
Replywillful self derangement? psychosis? what do we do with it?
Replychickens should file a lawsuit
ReplyRepublicans are still fighting / lusting for a white supremacist, fascist, Christian dictatorship, as they have been since the rise of Obama and the subsequent rise of Republican fear, bigotry (fear) and greed (fear). They’ll go full Nazi if we let them.
They’ll slaughter non fully MAGAs if given the chance just as they fought to do on Jan 6th but were relatively unsuccessful. If they had it their way, hundreds of thousands more would’ve joined in the treasonous, terrorist coup, they’d have gotten their hands on Pence, Pelosi, AOC and congress and taken hostages, held fake hearings and slaughtered people, declaring the beginning of their bloody dictatorship and MAGAs everywhere would’ve slaughtered people freely like colonists in a ”new” country.
#WhiteSupremacistCoup #RepublicanCoup #ChristianCoup #NaziCoup #NazisWithNukes #InsideJob
ReplyXD the audit women name is Karen literally?? My god not just the an embodiment
ReplyIf those defending monuments built by the daughters of the confederacy want to use them to educate…. lets!
Oh.. wait, these people also fight tooth and nail against initiatives to bring all that history to the foreground too.
….Imagine that….
ReplyThere may be statues of Hitler in Asia. I remember a story about a Nazi-themed cafe in Thailand, so a statue of Hitler the way McDonald’s has statues of Ronald wouldn’t surprise me.
ReplyKeep those funds coming in..
Reply“A chicken ate my homework”
ReplyDude, you’re a straight out liar trying to be funny
ReplyAnd are you happy with what they put together at the last minute
ReplyI’m the stone racist that killed other white people because I hate blk people doing all the labor, so I could be looked at as a hero.
ReplyHas any Republican explained why fraud apparently only exists in counties and states that Trump lost? I did not realize Republicans were so uncorruptable and lily white, I mean, other than their skin tone.
ReplyRomans 1:24-28 spreading like fire especially in the liberal left.
ReplyThis guy looks crazy in every thumbnail
Replylet me explain something about GOP if you’ve somehow not figured it out; if they’re using light that /can/ damage the ballots, they’re using it /to/ damage the ballots.
ReplyThe argument: “Are you 100% sure that some ballots weren’t fake?” is the same as “Can you prove 100% that God doesn’t exist?” They are the same people, too. Apparently, they have a hard time understanding the concept of burden of proof.
ReplySo those who watched the chickens eating the ballots didn’t have cameras on their phones?
ReplySearch on Arizona Audit and Google returns this clown as the 2nd search result…a fucking night show ideologue. Google sucks.
ReplyMan that was fun when trump lost glad I voted first time since bushkerry , even Joe was kicking in jokes ,and then the madness of maga happened and I heard him say quietly we have to invest in mental health facilities , yes I agree not just for QaNuts , most of america has trauma from sh**ty lives
ReplyThe dead can’t vote! And Donkeys can’t Kong! Keep the donkeys from voting fraud now!- OAN
ReplyHey Seth, Thank you for your work on dumbing down the American population, Chairman Xi says thank you.
ReplyBiden 2020, and China 2039, yeah!!!!
i don’t know who writes this crap but please find someone funny
ReplyHow many audits is it going to take to change the result?
ReplyIs there anyone who is silly enough to think that Marjorie Taylor Greene got better than a C in any History course she ever took ?
ReplyYouTube has put in a perpetual loop replaying this video every day at least once. I loved the piece, but this has become a bit of a nightmare.
ReplySeth Myers is a loser! Saw him in Las Vegas in 2006 where he was the headline act at a dental conference…. he came on stage at Studio 54 in MGM and about 2 minutes into his pathetic so called comedy act everyone lost interest and started talking and laughing amongst ourselves because his act was so NOT FUNNY! You could see the anger in his demeanor as he knew he was bombing and had zero decent material and stormed off the stage in a hissy fit – that storming off the stage was the only entertaining 30 seconds this man has ever produced!!! Now he has morphed into a lefty moralizing, PC, wokeflake that is even less funny but 100xs more annoying.
ReplyWow. Thirty thousand thumbs up. We still know you’re lying.
Replyplease don’t make fun of Age I!…
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ReplyAll elections from now on must be audited before being certified. On 3 Nov 2020, DJ Trump won by a landslide and people are organizing to get that fixed. The cheats must be put out of office and punished for what was a treasonous coup. Every voter wants their vote counted properly. The facts are coming out and there can be no more covering this up. The Supreme Court cannot just ignore the growing mountain of evidence. Fix elections or the US will never be the same.
ReplyBwaaah! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA, oh man this is stupid.
ReplyWhy are all of you so afraid of a harmless little audit? This was the most secure, accurate and transparent election in U.S. history right? Why don’t you lefties throw your weight behind the audit and prove once and for all that Biden won? That would shut us all up once and for all….
ReplyNow we need to put a satan statue in her county park.
ReplyBallot watermarked by Trump would presumably constitute tampering with the ballot….
ReplyFor 8 years, Trump tried to discredit the presidency of Barack Obama. Deja Vu all over again.
ReplyNice of her to ‘go all out and dress for the part’. Don’t they have air conditioning in federal buildings?
ReplyBTW, as it has been stated many times below, building a statue to someone isn’t how we teach history. It is how we honor or praise their achievements and therefore their philosophy.
So don’t go starting a motion to put swaztikas on your flag claiming that it is an ancient symbol of good luck and unity (which it was BTW until the 1920’s) and say you are ensuring that the next generation gets a proper education.
This isn’t funny
ReplyThree vote counts in Georgia and they need an audit ?- Are you starting to hear the theme from the movie “Deliverance”?
ReplyFake News! 163 squadrons of North Korean stealth chickens actually did fly in and steal the Republican votes. The surface to air missiles were activated a little too late and it rained KFC in California.
ReplyHitler, Satan, same thing.
ReplyJust because you win a war it doesn’t mean you are right.
ReplyNational reporters are back at the site of Arizona’s grand reopening auditing challenge. Yes, this year 2025 is yet another marathon audit comencement.
ReplyBut if the elections werent stolen, why oppose the audit? If you are certain that you won fair and square, why talking so much about the audits?
ReplySince when is transparency insane?
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Replyhes not as fiunny as he used to be
Replysounds like seth is a member of antifa he dosnt like stutues
Replyjust like this show. pathetic to deny people any proof? if there are questions why not let them be answered? or is that not what you want… hypocrit
ReplyWhat does it say about the citizenry of this country when MTG and people can get elected to Congress and be architects of important laws.
ReplyGreen will happily destroy democracy as long as she has a platform from which to spew her insanity.
I keep thinking if they go with the idea of watermarking the ballots doesnt that mean that dipshit tampered with election ballots? That really wouldn’t benefit them
ReplyFake report
ReplyHey folks….newsflash…there were 133 million eligible voters in the 2020 election and 159 million votes were counted. 75 million for Trump and 84 million for Biden. I’m not a mathematician but that’s an extra 26 million votes (if everyone voted). The supreme court is compromised, remember Epstein Island? SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts has been there… They’ve already found 1,000,000 fraudulent votes in one Arizona county. I don’t care whether you like Trump or not, we have to have free and fair elections. We do not, and it’s getting fixed….. now. The NSA has it all.
ReplyFalse and fake this aaasss clowns are ran by the ccp
ReplyCongressman Greene looks like a trans…. former
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