26 Minutes to Fuel Your Ted Cruz Fury | The Daily Show

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Published on August 2, 2023

Watch Ted Cruz’s moronic rise from machiavellian teenager, to nightmare college roommate, to soup obsessive, to the senator we know and don’t love today. #DailyShow #comedy

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19 comments

  • PeanutbuttaMemes 9 months ago

    I’m dyslexic and read the title as Ted Cruz furry.

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  • Ryan U 9 months ago

    Teddy never fails to deliver a spectacular showing of his ineptitude.

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  • Mac N' Geese YT 9 months ago

    Ditching texas for cancun, how about biden ditching washington for the beach.

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  • William Hardway 9 months ago

    Trump 2024

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  • Tim Li 9 months ago

    Thank you to the team at The Daily Show for posting this video today! My godfather passed away one hundred and forty one days ago due to lymphoma. This video has really brightened my day!

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  • aaron hughes 9 months ago

    Texas And Florida What to become the old functional state? And it’s not working at the cost of their voters. It’s up to the people to decide. They wanna continue living this way. Been so big. Republicans for decades. Then doing the same garbage. And now the people are starting to see.

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  • Martine Philtjens 9 months ago

    This is not the 1rst time he did this, when it was covid he pulled this cancoun thing to.

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  • Charles Hunziker 9 months ago

    But they still vote for this waste of DNA

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  • Donald Rispoli 9 months ago

    We literally were melting snow here in Austin Texas. Ted and Abbott have to go!!!

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  • S Blumenstein 9 months ago

    Who can watch this? I’d throw myself out the window.

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  • James Sidell 9 months ago

    Thanks I hate it

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  • matt carnes 9 months ago

    Fake news: you don’t expect a republican to actually help his people in a crisis do you? Our roles have been strictly taken away peoples rights and blaming it on democrats to build the new world order of gods kingdom.

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  • Benja Kim 9 months ago

    why you guys reuploading old episodes? 🤔

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  • Jeffery Farr 9 months ago

    Ted Cruz probably bought that soup out of a car trunk. Someone probably stole a tractor trailer full of soup and passed the savings on to Ted Cruz.

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  • Eliza Mac 9 months ago

    So many ways to be awful. The bacon wrapped gun isn’t the worst but you know he has never cleaned his own guns. Horrible human..

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  • CLIFFORD FUJII 9 months ago

    I endured 26 minutes of Ted Cruz. Do I get a cookie?

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  • Ultramechabotron, multiversal defendinator 9 months ago

    I used to say he looked like an alcoholic werewolf, but frankly alcoholics and werewolves deserve more dignity than being compared to Ted Cruz.

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  • michael sleater 9 months ago

    Cruz, the blob fish.

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  • Carson Kahla 9 months ago

    Pay your writers and actors. Stop trying to still gain revenue off their work while they’re on strike.

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