With races coming down to the wire, pollsters seem unable to predict the results of the midterm elections and candidates like Florida’s governor are making some wild statements in their final ads. Also, Elon Musk fired half of Twitter’s workforce and started permanently suspending handles that use his name and photo without identifying themselves as parody. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
Be Careful OF THOSE WHO SAY THINGS LIKE DESANTIS is saying!
Replyway to read there buddy
ReplyDeSantis, on the 8th Day (whenever that was to God) He cast out Lucifer and his followers out of Heaven for thinking they were as great as God. Those followers of Lucifer look for the weak minded humans who also believe they are like God or better or who think God chose them. And, they find the delusional in large numbers and they get them to believe in the occult, such as they can bring the dead back to life to serve trump (JFK and JFK Jr.). That trump is the savior of democracy and the world.
Jesus and His followers spoke the truth and commanded demons and cast them out of people.
Lucifer chooses the stupid who can be tricked and who trick others. God’s followers wouldn’t be Mike Pillow who has no sense of reality. His follower wouldn’t be trump who thought George Washington’s men secured the airports that didn’t exist during the War of 1776. Jesus amazed people with his wisdom and accomplishments while trump got laughed at by all the world’s leaders at the UN. Lucifer chose Sydney Powell who blamed a dead dictator for influencing voting machines and laughed that no sane person should believe in what she said. And, Tucker who openly admits he’s a liar and lies all the time and who laughs maniacally as if controlled by the devil.
No, DeSantis, you have nothing to do with God and He did not choose you in any way shape or form. Through free will, you picked the path of evil to follow and you seek to have others follow you to their destruction on Earth and their alienation from Heaven.
Replywho in the republican party is not chosen by God (rolls eyes) im surprised the universe hasnt imploded. seen if 2 republicans run for office and they are both chosen by god for the same position that would be a contradiction thus the universe cant function then boom total universe colapse.
ReplyI work with autistic adults and that is exactly how we have to tell a joke. Metaphor goes right over them ,
Replyyes well the bastard son was not even chosen by his parents . and he is the reason ROE WAS PASSED IN THE FIRST PLACE
ReplyJeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrk – Ooffffffffffffff !
ReplySteven was chosen by Anti-America.
ReplyDr. Oz murdered 300 dogs, he is a MONSTER
ReplyReally!! Chosen by God!! It’s funny how’ We can always call on God when We want something from him! But when he needs us Nothing!! We’ includes me! God is not 1′ for Boasting, Bragging, or Puffed Up! So We! Them! They! Us! God is Still! Watching & Listening. Thanks.
ReplyCan Musk, Trump, and Bezos please get back in one of Bezos’s phallic rockets, blast off to Mars, and STAY THERE?
ReplyNo comment. Seems your doing….fine.
Reply1. The Daily Beast is garbage opinion writing, not news or journalism. 2. It is amusing that Colbert calls out the “media” for stirring people up when he does that every night. 3. Praising Oprah? She unleashed some of the biggest garbage on society including Oz. 4. Herschel Walker has benefitted from the identity politics pushed by this show. 5. The midterms narrative pushed by the media has heroes and villains. Again: Wasn’t Oprah a hero? Isn’t one of her biggest creations now a villain? So where does your identity politics stance actually get you? Nobody can tell the future. DeSantis is a douche, but he is also a guy with an interesting history who has NEVER LOST. The guy knows what he is doing so weak-kneed woke jabs will only make him stronger with his base.
ReplyWell, if god were real, considering how evil the fucker is, it wouldn’t surprise me that he’d pick a republican or other fascist.
Replydemocrats are so sleazy
ReplyOh how I need the Late Show in this time of hell on earth. Thanks for the laughs
ReplyWhat a blasphemy
ReplyThe Universe is 13 billion light years in every direction. There are billions of galaxies with trillion of planets bit in all this immensity god selected DeSantis. God these people make their god seem so small, so parochial, so finite , so trivial. God it is hard not the hate these Christians.
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