You’re Not Crazy: Pandemic Paranoia Is A Real Thing

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Published on February 24, 2021

According to the experts at CNN, it’s perfectly normal to be feeling a little paranoid after 11 months of pandemic lockdown. So to whomever at NASA decided to embed secret messages inside the Mars rover’s parachute, you’re not helping! We have enough conspiracy theories flying around here on Earth. #Colbert #Mars #Monologue

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20 comments

  • Scott Warthin 11 months ago

    more lol’s than usual

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  • Dipper C 11 months ago

    The irony is, the tire guy really can’t go to work now because he really is being held against his will.

    See, he wasn’t conning anyone, he was a psychic.

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  • Charissa 's Crazy 11 months ago

    Honestly my boss would still require me to come to work after being kidnapped.

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  • Guignol Fest 11 months ago

    Steve is in a P.K. Dick novel now!!!

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  • Stefan Dingenouts 11 months ago

    The funny – in a sad way – thing is that flerfers and conspiracy nuts will definitely call the parachute some nefarious thing, _even though it’s NASA who showed the entire world what the parachute said._

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  • Crissy Rockzz 11 months ago

    TBH..I didn’t like being around too many ppl before Covid…not depression just skeptical of the garbage of society. Was I wrong 👽👽👽

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  • Lelynn Miller 11 months ago

    “u must b in on it”? 😆 i thought for sure u were gonna say “damm u Bill Gates!! that mind control vaccine must b working”… 😳

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  • Francesca S 11 months ago

    “I must be in on it.” 😆

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  • Zizi Roberts 11 months ago

    Educating the public has vastly reduced paranoia and panic here in India. The Trump Administration fed off that kind of energy and created more, not to mention recommending bleach cocktails. I wish the media would focus on cleaning up the mess they helped to create instead of causing more fruitless friction. Opinions, opinions, opinions. Do something positive for a change.

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  • Phumelela Hlongwane 11 months ago

    love this man all the way from South Africa!!

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  • Michigan1985 11 months ago

    Is it just me or are Colbert’s shows better when it’s just him and no audience, clapping, cheering except for the occasional laugh/giggle from staff or his wife.

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  • Zizi Roberts 11 months ago

    Double Johnson lol

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  • Siri Erieott 11 months ago

    I thought it was Stormy Daniels that needed a double Johnson…

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  • Michael Dent 11 months ago

    so pillow guy is getting sued for 1.3 bill and droolianis being sued for 1.3 bill also by dominion ? -whats w/the 1.3 bill number ?

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  • Michel Swerissen 11 months ago

    Don and the giant indictments in Southern district of NY………..new segment?

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  • steve jessemey 11 months ago

    Wow in less than 20 seconds, that so called Police Chief said ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh ummmm. No wonder what happened happened. Just wondering is this the best America has to offer ?

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  • Lisa McCracken 11 months ago

    I’m so done

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  • Anthony Castilleja 11 months ago

    That plug for The Marksman is a bit suspicious given the Liam Neeson joke yesterday…

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  • K Dragneel 11 months ago

    Good idea let’s put all the crazy Donald trumpers in a rocket including the orange clown and his kids and fox News, and newmax, and send the rocket strait to the sun.

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  • tommy Mc Weedface 11 months ago

    Well crap, got my second Pfizer shot today!

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