You Can’t Have a Dildo Running Dildo!

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Published on August 15, 2019

For the past two weeks Jimmy has been working to lead the people of a wonderful town called Dildo in Newfoundland, Canada. Things have been going swimmingly in the campaign until an unexpected bit of unpleasantness popped up. Jimmy checks in with Guillermo and many of our loyal supporters at the Dildo Brewing Company. Guillermo has been canvassing all over town and we got to see all of the important work he has been doing.

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19 comments

  • Gary Turbo 1 year ago

    Who names their town after a sex toy?

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  • MaxiPC 1 year ago

    this is awesome

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  • LIAG 1 year ago

    *Even Jimmy is a fellow nine year old!*

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  • babilabub 1 year ago

    Even Canadians are discovering their own place, thanks to Kimmel.

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  • John Balnis 1 year ago

    They should change the name of that town to “Donald Trump”?

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  • John Balnis 1 year ago

    I’m not sure if this segment is appropriate for children?

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  • Mohammad Bashammakh 1 year ago

    Dammit Matt , you’ve betrayed me

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  • CmdrSloanne 1 year ago

    Why I feel Guillermo will beat Jimmy & Matt for Mayor. hahahahaha

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  • Archer Sterling 1 year ago

    Is canada just a land of dildos, and beavers? Is that why they have free healthcare?

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  • Unique Human 1 year ago

    As a Canadian. Jimmy win.

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  • Frankie Says 1 year ago

    As a Calgarian, I apologize for the whole Ted Cruz thing. We are happy to trade him for Kimmel!

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  • New Message 1 year ago

    If Matt runs for Alderman, he’ll be able to sit across from the desk from Jimmy at every meeting.. that’ll drive ‘im nuts.

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  • Dark Mod 1 year ago

    This comment section is a breath of fresh air, maybe I should unsubscribe from all the news channels

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  • New Message 1 year ago

    OMG. I can’t believe I never realized there must be a D*ldo High Cheerleading Squad until I saw that cheering.

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  • daudi dåudi 1 year ago

    I knew it would come to this! this will be awesome!

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  • Rachel Dalton 1 year ago

    OMG PLEASE HAVE A DEBATE WITH DAMON LMAO

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  • The Consultant 1 year ago

    Was waiting for this from past 2 weeks

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  • Top Dawg 1 year ago

    Lol, is this real?

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  • nbbim2012 1 year ago

    I’ve been waiting for this feud to be reignited hahaha !!!!!!

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