To the great shame of the USA, they still think films are facts.. I mean does he (or his crowd) understand that ‘Brave Heart’ was made with actors? And the guy shouting ‘freedom’ was actually Mel Gibson?
Ted Cruz is desperate for Trumps endorsement in 2024, because he knows that without it he has no chance of winning the nomination, and is willing to do anything to get it. What his corrupt little mind doesn’t seem to be able to comprehend is that if Trump goes down he will go with him and then will have to face the voters of Texas to keep his Senate seat. I’m sure the people of Texas will be regularly reminded that he went of on a warm vacation while they all froze. He only just won in 2018 and has done nothing to increase his popularity since then.
You know we missing a big picture here in America these groups are pathetic Republicans liars people who give misinformation who protect a disgrace lying president who allowed 500,000 people to die because he downplayed a virus who lied about election being stolen from him who tried to overthrow the government we’re missing the big picture these are the people that represent our government that want to lead the world and speak democracy and tell them that they are terrorists that they are undemocratic that they are wrong in the way they run their government these are the people that the world is looking at that is representing the United States and nobody’s paying attention to this and then not prosecuting these people they’re not prosecuting Donald Trump and the world is looking at us saying I dare you tell us how to live right how dare you tell us about the way we treat our people how dare you tell us about democracy when you allowing these clowns to run your government it’s like if you don’t know how to lie you can’t be a Republican senator and if you tell the truth they want to say to you it’s on film it’s on recordings president Trump new everything controlled the whole thing told them Mike pence let him down told them in a group text to go home that’s coordination got a phone call said they’re fighting harder for me than you hung the phone up these were senators asking for help and the same senator is down there kissing his hind parts because he told him I’m going to make you my vice president told Lindsey Graham the same thing Ted Cruz all these idiots are down there auditioning to be vice president make an asa of themselves in front of the country and the world
That was a male Karen strutting in front of a flock of Karen performing its sacred mating call and if one succeed, the Karens will reply with ”LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER”
“In the immortal words of William Wallace”, and proceeded to recite a single word; and that single word was lifted from a scripted, fictitious rendition of the man portrayed by an Australian 700 years after Wallace’s death.
Teddy, we can’t stand you here in Scotland, especially the pro-independence group.
You’d be better off quoting a yoon. They’re more likely to be similar to you. Trampling on other people’s rights, is much more your and their thing, than ours.
Ted Cruz might want to remember that after William Wallace said that, they castrated him, cut his belly open, pulled out his guts, let him bleed to death, then cut his body into four pieces, which they then put on display in different parts of the country..
I’ve yet to hear anyone call out how that speech didn’t actually happen.
He’s quoting a notoriously innaccurate Hollywood movie as if it was real.
Now that I think about it, didn’t Ted Cruz hate Hollywood?
To the great shame of the USA, they still think films are facts.. I mean does he (or his crowd) understand that ‘Brave Heart’ was made with actors? And the guy shouting ‘freedom’ was actually Mel Gibson?
ReplyTed Cruz, like watching a mangy raccoon that thinks it’s a wolverine, trying to explain why you should let him rummage your bins.
Replygreat job lssc family!
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ReplyIS THAT FUCKING BILLY CONNOLLY? What an absolute LAD!
ReplyTed Cruz is desperate for Trumps endorsement in 2024, because he knows that without it he has no chance of winning the nomination, and is willing to do anything to get it. What his corrupt little mind doesn’t seem to be able to comprehend is that if Trump goes down he will go with him and then will have to face the voters of Texas to keep his Senate seat. I’m sure the people of Texas will be regularly reminded that he went of on a warm vacation while they all froze. He only just won in 2018 and has done nothing to increase his popularity since then.
ReplyI was expect something in the line of that sketch.
Reply“Words?” Freedom is just one word, isn’t it?
ReplyYou know we missing a big picture here in America these groups are pathetic Republicans liars people who give misinformation who protect a disgrace lying president who allowed 500,000 people to die because he downplayed a virus who lied about election being stolen from him who tried to overthrow the government we’re missing the big picture these are the people that represent our government that want to lead the world and speak democracy and tell them that they are terrorists that they are undemocratic that they are wrong in the way they run their government these are the people that the world is looking at that is representing the United States and nobody’s paying attention to this and then not prosecuting these people they’re not prosecuting Donald Trump and the world is looking at us saying I dare you tell us how to live right how dare you tell us about the way we treat our people how dare you tell us about democracy when you allowing these clowns to run your government it’s like if you don’t know how to lie you can’t be a Republican senator and if you tell the truth they want to say to you it’s on film it’s on recordings president Trump new everything controlled the whole thing told them Mike pence let him down told them in a group text to go home that’s coordination got a phone call said they’re fighting harder for me than you hung the phone up these were senators asking for help and the same senator is down there kissing his hind parts because he told him I’m going to make you my vice president told Lindsey Graham the same thing Ted Cruz all these idiots are down there auditioning to be vice president make an asa of themselves in front of the country and the world
ReplyThat was a male Karen strutting in front of a flock of Karen performing its sacred mating call and if one succeed, the Karens will reply with ”LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER”
ReplyFREEDOOMMMMM!!!! BYAHHHHHHH!!!
Reply“In the immortal words of William Wallace”, and proceeded to recite a single word; and that single word was lifted from a scripted, fictitious rendition of the man portrayed by an Australian 700 years after Wallace’s death.
ReplyTeddy, we can’t stand you here in Scotland, especially the pro-independence group.
ReplyYou’d be better off quoting a yoon. They’re more likely to be similar to you. Trampling on other people’s rights, is much more your and their thing, than ours.
Keep on dreaming
Replywhere is the monologue?!?!?!?!? youtube is the only way i can watch Colbert in Germany!!!
ReplyTed Cruz might want to remember that after William Wallace said that, they castrated him, cut his belly open, pulled out his guts, let him bleed to death, then cut his body into four pieces, which they then put on display in different parts of the country..
ReplyWilliam enjoyed the bag pipe. Ted enjoys Donald’s.
ReplyI’ve yet to hear anyone call out how that speech didn’t actually happen.
ReplyHe’s quoting a notoriously innaccurate Hollywood movie as if it was real.
Now that I think about it, didn’t Ted Cruz hate Hollywood?