Florida made news today for rejecting new math textbooks for reasons having more to do with the culture wars than long division, and Stephen tries to make sense of the trailer for Tucker Carlson’s new documentary about the dangers of low testosterone. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
I’ve seen so many advertisements for online betting recently so that joke of betting on the egg roll made me laugh.
ReplyFlorida Republicans are attacking education so that Florida school children will grow up to be ignorant and continue electing Republicans.
ReplySince Tuckqeer is gay…why would he worry about it!
ReplyStephen is just jealous. Tucker is obviously going into comedy. Question: Does this Tucker Carlson Comedy Special come with a laugh track?
ReplyI’m surprised.conservatives are okay with Easter egg rolls, aren’t they big child grooming events
ReplyI’ve got to say though, the idea of Tucker Carlson having to make those pigeon-toed steps because he has a sunburned scrotum is the kind of karmic retribution that fills me with unending glee.
Reply“Florida: America’s mullet!” Very funny.
ReplyTesticles sit outside bulk of the body to help keep them cool. Tanning them will cause a lose in testosterone – He’s promoting the very thing he claims to be against.
Idiot
ReplyIs Tucker Carlson Gay?
ReplyHilteresque
ReplyAm I the only one that think those Easter bunny mascots are borderline FNAF creepyville? Have you seen what OUR bunnies do when they’re let out to play (gender segregated, of course)?
ReplyCan we.just cut off Florida from the rest of America already before they infect the rest of the country.
ReplyAlways snort laugh when he mimicks Biden..love the sun glasses.
Reply1000 trillion upvotes for the Dr. Strangelove reference
ReplyLess testosterone and anabolic steroids in men is called evolution. We don’t need to have sex every day or with multiple partners in order to multiply, we’re not having a dozen kids per family anymore, we don’t need to fight over mates and we don’t have to fight off predators with sticks and stones. Testosterone and anabolic steroids are for sex drive and aggression, the average guy has sex maybe once or twice a week and since guns came along the need to fight off lions, tigers and bears is virtually nonexistent. Tucker is simply an idiot who thinks he’s an Alpha Male. In the wild an alpha male is a successful father and teacher, their offspring are well adapted to their environment, Tucker is neither and is probably scared to go out alone at night. Tan your balls, Tucker, you and all your meathead pals, take yourselves out of the gene pool via cancer you morons.
ReplyI don’t want to hear Tucker Carlson, a man who sounds like a eunuch, extoll the virtues of testosterone.
ReplyGov is trying to keep his constituents uneducated, easier to brainwash and keep his kingdom under his control!!
ReplyI could’ve gladly gone the rest of my life without knowing what Tucker Carlson yanks it to.
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