Oh Oh . . . just wait til the Q-annoners see this . . . . lol between the delicious children and the hooves . . . I think Mr Colbert just made their list. Good Luck!
I’m not a football fan, but the conversation with the band member was more interesting than the “kids” segment. That was about real life, not cheap humor. You are better than this, Mr. Colbert!
Hey, if you don’t win the coin toss, then your defense just needs to step up! That makes it more of a team win. Otherwise, if they score on you, then you get the ball and score, it’s now just a battle of offenses….stupid. This argument of “waahhh…we should get a chance too!” is no different from everyone getting a trophy. BTW, your TEAM did get a chance, it’s called defense!
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ReplyColbert is a Schmuck!
ReplyThat last answer tho….lol
ReplyIf you walk your dog on time and give him the time and space he needs to pick his own spot to poop, he won’t do it on the sidewalk.
ReplyClass dismissed.
No more Queen jokes, it just makes you sound like a punk.
ReplyOh Oh . . . just wait til the Q-annoners see this . . . . lol between the delicious children and the hooves . . . I think Mr Colbert just made their list. Good Luck!
ReplyMichio kaku definitely stole the show
Replythis was so nuts. I love it!
ReplyI’m not a football fan, but the conversation with the band member was more interesting than the “kids” segment. That was about real life, not cheap humor. You are better than this, Mr. Colbert!
ReplyI love how Stephen’s team makes him read sports stuff that he absolutely doesn’t understand. Too funny
ReplyWhy dog poop sidewalk
ReplyI’ll answer the last girl. “Because having a child didn’t use to be a financial death sentence.”
Reply-A millennial
I am sorry, but I am going back to Conan.
ReplyDAMN That Dog Theory was on point. FUCK.
Replywhy dog poop sidewalk was the hardest laugh I’ve had in a while
ReplyHey, if you don’t win the coin toss, then your defense just needs to step up! That makes it more of a team win. Otherwise, if they score on you, then you get the ball and score, it’s now just a battle of offenses….stupid. This argument of “waahhh…we should get a chance too!” is no different from everyone getting a trophy. BTW, your TEAM did get a chance, it’s called defense!
ReplyAfter all the bitching about how awful Stewart was in Twilight so they cast her as Lady Diana? Weird.
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