The climate change agreement makes history by setting the bar as low as it can possibly go, and Stephen sets another member of his staff free.
The planet is fine.
The people are fucked.
With how things tend to go through our current political system, if it says we “should” it may as well say we “won’t”. Good on the rest of the world, though.
I’m sure we’ll be fine. We just have to make it to 2063 when the Vulcans make first contact with earth and give us the technology to fix all our problems.
This is good change
so… you don’t like my oil, eh
I was expecting an oil spill… disappointed.
Bout time smh
Republicans are great at forcing political issues to the forefront of media attention, just so everyone else, no matter their age realises what not to do.
WE ARE FINALLY TERRAFORMING EARTH
Nothing is wrong with our planet it’s just El Nino season and might have a late winter that’s all
Won’t make a difference. We’re not exactly known to collaborate on stuff like this.
CRUDEY GIULIANI AHAHAHAHA
I don’t know if I’m over tired or this was really funny.
Hospitable for hooman life, waht about the puppies? stahp guys, your evil!!!! =(
Wohooo yeah!!! World leaders agreed they would tackle climate change to save the world! This is awesome and unprecedented! They might have faltered on their promises before with other agreements, like in Kyoto or Rio or Brussels or virtually every other time they met to discuss this issue ever since the 70s, but this time, they for sure are gonna pull through. I mean they didn´t draft any enforceable or legally biding document that would force nations to deter the burning of fossil fuels with high taxes or other regulating measures, nor did they in any way settle how they were going to tackle the relentless free market drive to burn environmentally hazardous substances, but hey, they really promised that they would try this time, they really really promised. #WeDidIt#ThePlanetIsSafe
so the bill is basically ” we promise that the next generation or 2 will handle the problem”
We just need to kill off Republicans by then.
4:58 Stephen you cheeky bastard!
First a gorilla, and now a can of oil. Next year’s Thanksgiving is gonna be one hell of a ride.
There’s nothing binding about this, either, so honestly I expect the next president will forget about this immediately unless he/she was already going to work on global warming.
Sorry Christians and Muslims, wait some more time before Jesus comes back…
This is all about the humans (and other species) though. Cause the planet has already survived multiple mass extinctions.
Waiting for the climate change deniers…
Sorry, but the 2 degree Celsius target still means that developing countries like us in the Philippines would still be in danger of worse and more frequent storms and prolonged dry seasons. The climate deal let us down. It should have been below 1.5 degrees.
Yeah this deal is just a symbolic sign. They are NOT Legally binded to keep the deal.
I swear, Stephen Colbert trolling is 10/10
What about ‘Cowspiracy’?
What people don’t get is that we are not saving the planet. Planet will be here billions of years later, life will emerge again, etc. It survived a crash with a mars sized body, meteor barages and so on. We are saving ourselves.
Republicans are so stupid! :/
The biggest emitter of greenhouse gas currently isn’t the burning of fossil fuel, it’s tropical deforestation. Agriculture will have to change dramatically if things are really going to turn around, particularly for palm oil..
I love how last year, when winter was super cold, global warming doubters said “Where’s you’re GW now?” and the media responded with “That’s now how it works, idiots!” But now that it’s warm out the media says “Look what global warning has done!”
The biggest problem is going to be plastic. We can make electric cars but a material that is cheap lite an moldable is hard to find AND the biggest problem are electronics sinve the cables need to be insulated.
Yay, less dependence on oil, But sadly the Sun is driving our climate not human emissions so we’re just gonna have o learn that the hard way now…
The deal was better than expected but not good enough. It is simply a firm ground to stand upon for when we take the real steps.
Repeating the Test Chimp sketch, complete with the wrong door. Come on Stephen. You can do better.
YES WE COULD!
If US citizens reduced carbon emissions per capita to European levels it would be a massive help.
Oh, Republicans. I want to like you! I want you to be reasonable alternatives to Democrats! But every month, you agree with the DUMBEST impulses!
And his storage climate agreement you guys are such faggots #BlackLivesDon ‘tMatter
world leaders are happy cuz they won’t have to do anything but repeat how ‘historic’ the deal is: nothing is binding, oil subsidies aren’t being reduced, clean energy initiatives won’t be getting more funding. fuck these hypocrites.
Mass extinctions a you’ve been saying that for 25 years there hasn’t been one you liberals need to all kill yourselves LOL #BlackLivesDon’tMatter
I’m cynical about this deal. It’s not legally binding and there are no ramifications for those who don’t keep up.
Thats oil drum is a truly terrifying costume oh my god
I was thinking Stephen would take out a handgun and shoot the oil in the back of the can.
People need to face the fact that it’s too late. The effects of climate change are already being seen around the world and will only continue to get worse. More floods, more droughts, more forest fires, more pollution, more severe storms. Add in more terrorist attacks and the world is gonna continue to suck in 2016. Happy holidays.
You *let* them change “shall” to “should”? AAAAWWWWFURFFFFUU what the *fuck* did you do *that* for? Do you not like the Earth or something? Christ, why even bother…
I think it’s funny how Obama gives americans all the credit for this climate deal, when all he did was make it legally useless…
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