Whole Foods Apologies

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Published on October 6, 2015

Whole Foods has gotten a lot of criticism lately, so Stephen is helping them out with some advance apologies.

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40 comments

  • Rico Granger 4 years ago

    SoDoSoPa

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  • Twostones00 4 years ago

    It appears Whole Foods routinely systematically and deliberately steals
    from it’s customers and all they need to really do is apologize and then go
    do it again. On the other hand, if you get caught shoplifting, that is also
    stealing like Whole foods does, you will go to prison for about 2 years on
    the first offense. It is time in America that the corporate CEO’s go to
    jail for their theft just as you would do for shop lifting. Thumbs up if
    you agree.

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  • stockjonebills 4 years ago

    lol Colbert

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  • MrT0777 4 years ago

    Wait…so those $40 apples weren’t actually from Narnia?

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  • Torben Otten 4 years ago

    Most of the products are expensive because they import stuff from Germany.
    I know it. And they pay their workers $8.50 an hour.

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  • lesslighter 4 years ago

    didnt John Oliver just covered this some moons ago? does that mean Stephen
    might actually take up the 4 episodes in November for John?

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  • LazarheaD 4 years ago

    South Park were too easy on them?

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  • Nonofya Bidnez 4 years ago

    The show had a great start, now it is getting as mediocre as John
    Steward’s… dumb everything down as much as possible

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  • BryceStawski 4 years ago

    I’m really loving the late show with Stephen Colbert. He’s doing a fine job
    filling some big shoes. Hats off to you, Stephen!

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  • starlinguk 4 years ago

    Wait, what’s wrong with prison programs that help people learn a trade?
    Shouldn’t they be supporting that?

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  • SAILOREARTH89 4 years ago

    Whole foods is a scam to troll rich people. Only thing I ever buy there is
    vegan gummy worms and crem bluee

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  • sajzilla 4 years ago

    NOOOOOOOO! I love Whole Foods, but not for the reasons it’s customers do,
    it does a good job of filtering all the stupid people into their stores.

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  • fidorover 4 years ago

    “Yes, I’d like to purchase about 5 pounds of gluten.”
    — *Me, messing with Whole Foods employees (#1)*

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  • jamesst3 4 years ago

    And prison labour is bad why? As long as the prisoners are voluntarily
    doing it, then doesn’t that help instill a work ethic, and even possibly
    allow them more opportunities to improve their skills?

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  • fidorover 4 years ago

    “Yes, regarding this organic, fair trade, locally grown, GMO-free
    watermelon… do you offer financing?”
    — *Me, messing with Whole Foods employees (#2)*

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  • CDN salsa 4 years ago

    Why is the prisoner a colored man, while the farmer is as white as snow?
    Fucking stereotypes…

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  • emospadez 4 years ago

    whats so bad about making inmates do work ? Its not like they got anything
    better to do O.o

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  • fidorover 4 years ago

    “Yes, where would I find the organic collard greens that are cleansed only
    with the tears of the Nicaraguan children who harvested it?”
    — *Me, messing with Whole Foods employees (#3)*

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  • GAME OVER "WE HAVE EVERY PIXEL COVERED" 4 years ago

    sounds like they exploit people who want organic food and charge a bucket
    load.

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  • TheFriendlyTroll 4 years ago

    I just ate a whole bag of Halloween candy.

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  • lionthieves 4 years ago

    Trader Joe’s for life

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  • selick 4 years ago

    This guy seems like a douche with his movements and such

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  • Kwality Kontrol 4 years ago

    Whole foods is the Apple of supermarkets.

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  • White Peoples Tears 4 years ago

    Getting a bunch of blacks in chains to do free labor for major profit.
    Sound familiar?

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  • CHRISTIANNWO 4 years ago

    Cage-free :P

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  • adj789 4 years ago

    whole foods is garbage

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  • Ant Grisham 4 years ago

    I love whole food’s buffet, but its so expensive I can’t eat out of the
    next 3 days to justify that expense

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  • Rami Nahhas 4 years ago

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SODOSOPA SODOSOPA we have a sodosopa

    Reply
  • Book7BrokeMyBrain 4 years ago

    Next Whole Foods scandal: They are discovered reselling foods cleared from
    the tables at Hogwarts.

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  • Slurpon Muhdick 4 years ago

    Prison is the new slavery. Its the American way.

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  • muadhnate 4 years ago

    wholefoods isn’t the only one profiting from inmate labor.

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  • Steve27775 4 years ago

    The guy who stores packages of heroin in his ass is now making goat cheese.
    Any takers?

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  • Tal Moore 4 years ago

    Wait. Is Stephen suggesting that selling overpriced food to ignorant
    upper-middle class white people is somehow a scam?

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  • Wily Werewolf 4 years ago

    how come the richest nation on earth also allows this emotional bullshit to
    be a standard-setter for entertainment…

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  • Jonathan Taylor 4 years ago

    The United States of America legalized “Marihuana” in 1942 to make
    equipment for the US military during World War II. Please watch the 1942
    USDA film, Hemp For Victory. The special tax stamp that is shown in the
    film reads, “Producer of Marihuana”. Then research “hemp seed nutrition”.
    Perhaps the United States should legalize “Marihuana” again so that prison
    inmates who have been arrested for “Marihuana” can harvest hemp seeds for
    sale in US health food stores.

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  • Svart fra Sør 4 years ago

    … Sincerest apologies from Colorado.

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  • Yurriaan Van Duyn 4 years ago

    This bit contains the best puns since SC aired on CBS. :)

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  • jbianco84 4 years ago

    No mention of all the employees Whole Foods laid off this week

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  • Edmund Herrera 4 years ago

    They slap an “Organic” sticker on it and they can charge whatever health
    nuts go crazy for the Ish…hmmmmm think I’ll just stick to Waba Grill lol
    ?

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  • An Evolving Ape 4 years ago

    When I lived in Long Beach, CA I used to go to the Whole Foods and pick up
    rich horny conservative housewives whom came from nearby $$$-beach
    neighborhoods… what a bunch of crazy sluts.

    Reply

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