Which Battleship Will Win Miss USA Battleship?

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Published on May 17, 2022

My money’s definitely on Miss USS Delaware. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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15 comments

  • Firock Finion 2 years ago

    Bruh, why’d the trailer just spoil who won?

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  • Eternal Darkness 2 years ago

    Ms. USS Idaho got Robbed!!!

    It’s because She Da Ho, isn’t it?

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  • StoneE4 2 years ago

    Did the USS South Carolina say the following?… _”I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.”_

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  • Crash Override 2 years ago

    So, who’s gonna tell Stephen about Azur Lane and Kantai Collection? #shipgirls

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  • Chris RJ 2 years ago

    trump would know everything about “ugly”…

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  • ArtistaFrustrado - KFP Noon Shift 2 years ago

    oh, so he basically found out about Azur Lane & Kantai Collection…

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  • Waryaa Wariiri 2 years ago

    That is why the Orangecon forced US government to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to buy two brand new Air Force Ones, too, saying the old ones were dated.

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  • BigData 2 2 years ago

    But none of the ships mention are battleships. There are no battleships in service in the US or anywhere else in the world.

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  • Bird 🇺🇦 Brain 2 years ago

    Which of them will enter the Miss Universe pageant, though? Russia’s entry, the “Moskva”, will best be viewed at the bottom of the sea, having graciously decided to undertake a “special submersible operation”.

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  • Kristian Kumpula 2 years ago

    Battleships are obsolete and no modern navy has them anymore.

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  • Kevin Holsinger 2 years ago

    “I like my ships like I like my women…born in Europe.”

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  • Michael Staruszkiewicz 2 years ago

    It would be a small pageant: USS Massachusetts (Fall River, MA); USS New Jersey (Camden, NJ); USS Wisconsin (Norfolk, VA); USS North Carolina (Wilmington, NC); USS Alabama (Mobile, AL); USS Texas (Near Houston, TX); USS Iowa (Los Angeles (San Pedro), CA); & USS Missouri (Pearl Harbor, HI).

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  • New Message 2 years ago

    “And that’s when the President just… walked into the dressing pier…”

    – p. 146 of Miss U.S.S. Maine’s tell all book, “All Tiny Hands Were On My Deck”

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  • CoL_Drake 2 years ago

    Most of these were no battleships

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  • Alexander Angelo 2 years ago

    These segments aren’t funny. They just aren’t. Do people actually like these?

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