What The ‘Straight Pride’ Parade Won’t Have

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Published on June 6, 2019

The news of Boston’s ‘Straight Pride’ parade drew the ire of the Internet. But perhaps no one was more outraged than Smash Mouth. #LSSC #Colbert #StraightPrideParade

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  • Alita Battle Angel 12 months ago

    Wow Americans really love to follow Sodom and Gomorrah people. Obviously these Christians love AIDS, gonorrhea, syphlis, herpes, Chlamydia, crabs, scabbies and hepatitis to infect their friends, families and future generations.

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  • Jason Bean 12 months ago

    Straight lives matter.:)

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  • James Williams 12 months ago

    The Straight Pride march was not organized as “protest” against homos and queers. Why does everything have to be about YOU? Such drama queens… This is exactly why we need #STRAIGHTPRIDEWORLDWIDE.

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  • Alex Mullins 12 months ago

    Pence must hate this month.

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  • VegasBabyKat 12 months ago

    I heard the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile will be in attendance… handing out meat whistles ???

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  • M1 12 months ago

    The very tolerant LGBT community is welcoming and will stand back and say nothing. After all they are very inclusive. Except for one thing they are full of hate and are driven by evil. They are exactly the opposite of what they preach.

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  • Rosalie Weinstein 12 months ago

    What the straight pride parade will have, though? Nazis. It’s being organized by Nazis.

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  • VegasBabyKat 12 months ago

    The 2019 Straight Pride Parade…. brought to you by the good folks at California Closets

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  • BCPR 12 months ago

    What would a straight pride flag look like? Like the rainbow stripes, but instead it’s just shades of beige?

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  • kinn grimm 12 months ago

    Are those the same organizers as those of the charlottesville tiki torches march?

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  • Vivian Stimpson 12 months ago

    What they don’t know is Brad Pitt wears nail polish.

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  • Skulkap 44 12 months ago

    Now it’s wrong to be straight now this shit is getting really confusing…..

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  • Picture and Film 12 months ago

    Missed opportunity with the “Hey now you’re an a hole”…

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  • DeadlyMargiKarp223 12 months ago

    “Straight pride” is nothing more than an insult to LGBT people and is clearly based on homophobia. The point of LGBT pride is that LGBT people shouldn’t be treated like second class citizens.

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  • Edward Lemming 12 months ago

    We all know the biggest gay-haters are usually the ones who have repressed homosexual feelings.

    That “Straight-parade” is, therefore, actually a parade of gay people who just can’t accept it yet of themselves.

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  • TayTay BeyNippy 12 months ago

    I don’t think there is anything wrong with recognizing that heterosexuality faces no prejudice what so ever. And there is no need for it to get a raise of awareness for any reason. It’s the norm, the default, and the fact that some people think that heterosexuality isn’t highlighted without homosexuality being next to it, is “anti-straight” is plain dense in all honesty. Homosexuality is in need of the parades it’s solidify’s their existence, and it shows their entitlement to what’s rightfully theirs which are marriage rights, equality across all platforms, decriminalization around the world and inclusion into society. No straight person has ever, or will ever ask for such things. And for those that might say homosexuality is currently accepted. Well pride parades enforces that idea it holds the narrative of the movement, and keeps it relevant, and it’s a reminder of those who don’t get to enjoy some of these rights. As well as it being motivational for them to start moving towards those rights.
    What will “straight parade” celebrate, and enforce. The drinking of a gallon worth of beer while watching a football game, or complaining about them being the majority, therefor they’tr entitled to the majority of the exposure regardless of whether they need it for any good use, or not. Childish…

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  • James Hutchings 12 months ago

    Isn’t a straight pride parade just Mardi Gras (the one in New Orleans, not the one in Sydney)?

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  • Jasmin M 12 months ago

    Liberals as usual… everything that’s normal is hateful to them.
    Well if gay people can parade (and those non binary creatures), so can straight.
    Where’s the problem?

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  • ThE DuCk 12 months ago

    The same ones that want a straight pride parade are the same ones who want a white history month. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ white history month is basically U.S. history 101 class.

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  • Lord Odysseus 12 months ago

    We already had a Straight Pride Parade in 2006. It was called 300. Then we had another in 2014 called 300 Rise of an Empire.

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