A congressional commission to study the insurrection. Confirmed UFOs. Cicadas… everywhere. What the hell happened this week? #DailyShow
00:00 – The Insurrection Commission: Investigating The January Capitol Attack
06:39 – Biden’s Venmo Contacts, Confirmed UFOs & South Carolina’s New Execution Methods
13:07 – Police Unions Lift Code of Silence & Rudy Giuliani’s Son Runs for NY Governor
20:09 – Humans May Become Endangered, Cicadas Emerge After 17 Years & Goodwill Rejects Trash
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Electrocution: IN a Bigoted State?
Reply….. a watt or an amp less and your will suffer as no human ever has
…… you end up experiencing everything going wrong in your body
…….. and you still breath…. which a WATT or AMP less again can recreates.
Oooof, playing r*tarded to get out of trouble. How low can you get????
Reply@16:17 no no he meant the Giuliani name is associated with crime Production.
ReplyThis is attempting to take the insanity defense a whole new level.
ReplyWhat the GOP did here basically confirms that they are complicit in the insurrection and should be criminally investigated.
ReplyThanks for the giggles…
ReplyI believe in a thing called love
ReplyI had a bully that became a police officer. I still can’t believe they gave him a gun
Reply…if that defens.work
Replythen you all need to release all prisoner
Please don’t spam! You’re tainting this channel!
ReplyWow, they call this the worst crime. Why they don’t talk about all the buildings burning all over America. Nobody going after BLM and ANTIFA PROTESTERS.
ReplyGiuliani son looks weird.
ReplyI want to know where seven trillion dollars went. If dollars were
Replyseconds, this would be true: One million seconds is about 11 and a half
DAYS. One Billion seconds is over 31 YEARS. One Trillion seconds is
over 31,000 years. SEVEN Trillion seconds is over 210,000 YEARS.
That’s a couple of ice ages ago. That’s about the time when humanity
“climbed down from the trees” according to popular theory. So
basically, one dollar for every second that mankind has existed has been
disappeared. How much of that seven trillion dollars will our
great-great-great-great grandchildren have to pay back? But
furthermore, WHERE DID IT GO? Was there any oversight at all, or did it
just go into some Trump offshore bank account, like he was some Saudi
prince? Please look into this, and get back to US. Because we all want
to know what happened to OUR money. All this circus performance is
merely a distraction for the biggest heist done by any grifter
throughout history.
McConnell is covering his own behind. He is hooked on his own sense of Power! Disgusting man ,we all pay thru our noses to keep in office. People need to stay informed n fire them from office. Vote them OUT, t is not only a Right, it is our duty.
ReplyUnder investigation… probably more like under the rug until it comes up again
Replyufos does not mean aliens, you will know when its aliens.
ReplyTHIS HOLY WATER AD IS A BUNCH OF CROCK!
ReplyWHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NOW, SELL YOU A BUNCH OF HOLY WATER?
DON’T TELL FALL FOR THAT BS!
THE ISRAELITES HAD FOOD AND SHELTER IN THE DESERT.
THEY COULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED WITHOUT FOOD AND SHELTER AND WATER.
AND ANYONE WHO BELIEVES ALL THAT BS IS NOTHING BUT A FOOL!
That dude’s lawyer was so nicely spoken and his very much so right
ReplyI would 100 percent pick firing squad. Just shoot me quickly. I dont wanna be electrocuted.
ReplyNOTHING ON ISRAEL-PALESTINE….Did they silence you, Trevor? Or did you learn the lesson of the backlash and SILENCE YOURSELF?
ReplyHorn-head’s lawyer was not only speaking about the Buffalo Chip of a client that he has, but about many of the insurrectionists, all of whom deserve at least 10 years without parole for their sedition. As for the failed blogger from Florida, he may have been acquitted in the impeachment trial because of a mentally soiled Republican
Replycontingent, but he can still be sued successfully. I hope all the capitol police file suit and win judgments against him.
Firing squad or electric chair? S.Carolina’s Gov’t must be Trump’s enthusiast, they will do anything to turn back the time.
ReplyAlien seems to be only interested in USA… No one else in the world see them
ReplyNow hold on Trevor noah. While I agree that these UFO sightings are not aliens trying to make contact with earth, that doesn’t mean that aliens don’t exist. I think the universe is too big for aliens to not exist.
ReplyThe uncovered size spontaneously smell because daniel alarmingly bare but a nondescript twine. slim, descriptive dollar
ReplyMy answer:
ReplyVictoria 3 is happening
There McConnell goes obstructing as he said he would. Biden simply needs to railroad them.
ReplyGiven the current price of 9mm or 556, the firing squad would cost many times more than the electric bill. SC might have to sell bonds to raise the money for the bullets
ReplyHey that dude live near me. Idiot! Dentist? Idiot! Who talks in public about something so disgusting and brags about?
ReplyThe only people who would be opposed are those who have something to hide.
ReplySeems like a firing squad would be the best way to go. At least nothing is going to go wrong.
ReplyWait, I wanna know if smoking in the capital feels different.
ReplyIt would be simple to solve the homeless problem. Just eliminate the depreciation deduction for residential rental properties
ReplyI agree wholeheartedly with this lawyer. They are short bus people.
ReplyIf you’re a cuomosexual….are you really a comedian???? Or a clown???
Replyufo ONLY in the states… OF COURSE
ReplyI think they WOULDN’T even ALLOW THEM on the SHORT BUS !!!!!!
ReplyTHE SHORT BUS IS SHORT BECAUSE IT’S FULL OF THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE ALIVE
The only reason BIDEN has VENMO to send the grand kids birthday money
ReplyThe scared ink endosonographically describe because brandy distinctly claim towards a daffy yacht. aberrant, superficial oak
ReplyNC has the most men of color incarcerated! FACT
ReplyAaaaaa but they don’t think they are breaking the law
ReplySoooooo now what
WELL EMPLOYERS… ITS TIME TO MAKE A TAKE YOUR DOG TO WORK DAY
ReplyThey should definitely investigate Portland and who paid people for the “antifa” actors.
ReplyThe ufo BS is more snowflakes, gaslighting from the Pentagon…
ReplyTREVOR WHY IS “Q’S” “QLINK” FALSE ADVERTISING ON YOUR WATCH ? ? ?
Reply…. THEY ADVERTISE THAT YOU WILL GET A TABLET.. well there is no tablet to get… THAT CON TURNS INTO A CON FOR A $10. PHONE… guess what….. There is no $10. phone…. After they take all your personal info…. They try to overcharge for cheap phones…. And this is advertise as a government cell phone program….
And when you don’t go through with the order…. A weird sounding mentally ill TRUMP supporter call you back with another scheme… Why is “Q” being ALLOWED to advertise on your platform? ? ?… They don’t even get your humor.! !
Is Andrew the offspring of cousins?
ReplyI hope the people of New York is listening… Please don’t elect this guy for governor? “PLEASE???”
ReplyThis fool is clueless when it comes to politics. His show should be blocked.
ReplyAnyone that became a pet owner and now is taking them back has to be a Republican because they hate everything. Get Covid you anti-vaccine spreaders.
Reply… you look like the Simpson’s disco Stu :)))) Awesome!
ReplyThe falling on the sword held by the guard? Making a living on crime! BAK
ReplyTrevor I understand your mistake you were expecting karate from your turtles when you should have expected ninjutsu and since you didn’t see them commit any murders Ninjutsu is confirmed
ReplyHow can people compare the 2 movements? One is protesting the killing of their people, which they have been doing peacefully for over 200 years and nothing has changed. The other movement is one that is upset because they believe they are under attack based on conspiracies and literally their own hype to their fears. “Only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.” – Franklin D Roosevelt.
ReplyPatient was on nitrous oxide probably
ReplyIf you are here in 2021 and you don’t have any investment or alternate source of income, then you are not safe, invest now! It’s better late than never.
Replytalk about how they said the cops didn’t wave them all in when videos have cops literally waving people in the capital
ReplySo funny..I love your news!
ReplyHey you don’t want Biden in office with ” 100 Day Scandal” Do really it is going to be different with Kamala? It’ll probably be worse but no disrespect to you’re views
Replyas if goebbels wasnt inspired by bernays
ReplyIs the hard R okay or no??? I’m sort of thrown off right now by this… idk man
Replywhat I don’t get is he got a budget for a new sweater everyday but wont bread his hair…
Replyturtles do ninjitsu
ReplyI believe that they thought what they were doing was Correct to do so, because they were doing it at the Request of DJT. If at that time they thought it was a crime because the President said do what you have to do storm the Capitol. They came prepared to do it, that’s what makes it an Insurrection and Criminal.
ReplyTrevor’s Trump impression has lost its zeal
Reply21:05 The young cicadas hatching out are like a free lunch for the birds and anteaters
Follow China rules, you live like free birds now. Follow America system, you are just prisoners in a cage called Democracy.
ReplyObviously I’m not on the capitol Rioters side but how is “I heard someone say something” not going to be here say in court
ReplyThose people returning pets are messed up. They shouldn’t have adopted one in the first place then.
ReplyHe gives me a narcissistic
ReplyIt hasn’t been a little over 5 months… it’s been a little over 4. That is all.
ReplySorry T, alians are completely real.
ReplyFive months? Can you even count bro?
ReplyHe see them every day ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe time for other pills ?
ReplyWho was the commander in chief?
ReplyYou have to be on the spectrum to think this guy is funny
Reply“All riots matter” Omfg dead
ReplyI don’t care what people say. Albert Watkins used the worst synonyms but he’s right. His client is guilty though and should still face some consequences.
Replymcconnell kkk grandpupa
ReplyLethal injection is way more brutal than firing squad or guillotine
ReplyPlease respond to the Israeli foreign minister who just apparently responded to your videos in a Tweet showing the headquarters of Gaza. But in his picture he used the picture of a hospital in Islamabad, Pakistan! Please let people know how dangerous this propaganda is
ReplyShortage of the lethal injections means they get to live longer so the firing squad thing might not be so much as a choice, cos I am sure they want to live longer.
ReplyThe used overcoat radiologically fancy because celeste unexpectedly drown inside a dashing beam. tough, mindless apparel
Reply*4 months
ReplyWhy would they want Jan. 6 investigated?? The GOP planned it. They were the inside people. Of course they don’t want that coming out.
Reply222k views and not even 500 comments. Someone pays for views.
ReplyThank you, Trevor Noah. You are part of my daily mental health.
ReplyI’d go with firing squad
ReplyBut the lawyer was right!!
ReplyAm I the only one okay with huge infertility issues with human beings? Because I super am.
Replythis DOG wolf became famous in AMERICA using trump name cursing him 24 hours which makes his opponent to RECOGNISED HIM that’s how he came into picture in AMERICA.he came to AMERICA cursing TRUMP such a low life
ReplyTrevor’s dentist sounds a lot like my actual dentist.
Replyow you can count on me to fill the world again, that’s a promise
ReplyWow, can’t believe I just heard that word on YouTube.
ReplyThey are working their way back to lynching!
ReplyI hope Trevor doesn’t go back to short hair. I like the way he looks with hair.
Replyboth barbaric executions, i’m all for the guillotine
Replyall the dislikes are from astronauts and consultants
ReplyTrev why your hoody evolving colors !!
ReplyThis reminds me I really need to see a dentist. Also why I hate going to the dentist. No I can’t answer your question, Dr. Arnold, all ten of your fingers are in my mouth.
ReplyI would happily adopt all of the pets….Provided i have people funding me.
ReplyI bet President Biden sends his grandkids money on Venmo
ReplyYou are a heater and you been deciding people. Garbage
ReplyWithe everything that’s cencored on YouTube this guy gets to drop a hard R??…
ReplyI love puppies
ReplyAliens dnt exist flat earthers lol
ReplyThat was not a riot that was a field trip…
ReplySodium pentothal really loosens up your tongue. I tried to take a nurse home with me last trip to the dentist. Girlfriend was not amused!
ReplyInsanity please I call vucking BS… I been brain damaged my whole life -2 years and I vucking knew that BS was BS vuck off with that BS.. dude was crazy but short bus Vuck no..
ReplyMitch doesn’t want the commission he may lose more seats.
ReplyWhy does his head and hands look like that
ReplyAsO
Replyhow much of their profits does Goodwill donate? 15 percent?
ReplyDentist: ok, open up.
Rioter: i was part of the insurection in the capitol
Dentist makes sense why ppl opens up to them
ReplyNew theory: The aliens brought COVID. The vaccine is a magnet for them to round everybody up
ReplyLawyer is most probably correct. These people are mentally ill and were manipulated by people in power or with influence. Go after the organizers and anyone who destroyed property and injured or murdered others.
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