What Subway Tuna Is Really Made Of

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  • Renee Minicozzi 3 years ago

    Gross.

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  • Just mostly human 3 years ago

    Subway was pedophile owned right?

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  • 00meat Plays 3 years ago

    Honestly, if they have a passable tuna substitute, they’re sitting on a gold mine of a product.

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  • wolf cola 3 years ago

    ITS PEOPLE, ITS PEOPLE!!!!

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  • Nobody Knows 3 years ago

    What the hell does it matter anyway. Many of the species of food fish are getting very close to being endangered species anyway. Bring on the Soylent Green.

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  • BlueBaron3339 3 years ago

    The actual conclusion of the NYT article was that you can’t get a reliable DNA test from it because of how it’s processed. Not all that comforting. But still….it was likely tuna once upon a time.

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  • ProjectFlashlight612 3 years ago

    It’s actually seahorse meat.

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  • Kim Cham 3 years ago

    “… you assume you’re getting what you ask for”?… I assume I’m getting what they OFFER… It’s on THEIR menu. I didn’t just walk in the door and order something off the top of my head. Don’t turn this around on the public. Nope.

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  • Richard Jones 3 years ago

    Soilent Subway

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  • Travis Cecil 3 years ago

    Subway Tuna made of man??? That would explain why their sandwiches aren’t quite the 12″ they claim they are.

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  • BroAnarchy 3 years ago

    Don’t know about you guys,
    But this Commercial spin-off made me _hungry_

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  • Buzz Killington 3 years ago

    They should make a Trump Bullshit Sandwich – the main ingredient will never become an endangered spieces.

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