Trump’s White House have turned leaking into an artform.
Make early comments great again.
Monologue Order: 1. What Happens In The White House, Leaks From The White House 2. Deadpool Takes Over Stephen’s Monologue
The White House is leaking like a Russian hooker, you’d think Trump would love that.
“I just found out there’s no Easter Bunny, and I’m gonna waterboard him until he admits he doesn’t exist, ok?”
* insert the picture of the surprised Easter Bunny next to Trump from the WH lawn Easter Egg Roll *
Calling something an “over exaggeration” is redundant.
Betting one of the leakers is in his family
The Russian Pavilion at the Trump Park is amazing, though.
Trump: All the leaks are making me look bad, setup up a rally so I can talk about myself. Aide: Ok, but you have alienated your core supporters. Best we can do right now is the mob of homeless insane people in the park down the road. Trump: Make it happen, it will be bigger than my inauguration. Believe me.
Dear USA, we appreciate your effort at entertaining the rest of the World. But your sense of humor is quite perverse, and it all is getting a bit exhausting, even alarming. So please stop. You can dispose of that trump thing now.
The Japanese are mildly confused by the origami reference.
This whole administration makes my depression so much worse.
the only perk to having a sleeping problem is I’m always awake when these get uploaded at 4am
Every good organization/company has a Mission or Core Values that unites everyone in it… Trump’s White House is just Trump deciding how he can best capitalize upon his seat right now..
So understandably, those who work there have much less respect and desire to be loyal
“That short tie reminds me of something, daddy.” – Ivanka
No matter what trump does in his leaker witch hunt there’s one leak he won’t be able to plug. The twitter account and tv interviews of lying leaking trump.
I was drinking water when he brought in the boss baby reference….. bad idea, damn you colbert
How anyone can believe that trump is doing anything for a person other than himself is beyond me.
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