Is the President workin’ hard or hardly workin’ a 40-hour workweek?
He’s probably stuffing his face with food
Colbert is the Man
Oh hey I’m here before any dislikes. Trump must’ve not have been here yet
Omg i laughed so hard, but now i think i’m crying what is happening we’re all going to die.
Probably jacking it to a picture of ivanka
I know we are all laughing and making fun about Trumps workday but isnt it actually a good thing that this fucking idiot isnt doing anything? The less he does, the less he can fuck up. But its kinda amazing how much this idiot allready fucked up with a workday like THIS.
Rex: (looks at the bathroom door) What is he doing in there? Aide: Watching CNN, and Tweeting. Rex: I really hoped you were going to say ‘masturbating’.
Trump went on and on about what great reviews all the news channels were giving him after his bi-partisan meeting on immigration, and then how they ‘turned’ on him ‘3 hours later’.
He basically admitted he does sit there watching nothing but TV most of the day.
Executive Time≠ Executive Relief.
Looking at those day notes, it seems I’m qualified to be president of a first-world country now. I too can spend ‘Executive Time’ like he does — which is really just a safe way of saying ‘jerking off’.
Feel free to elect me for the next presidency. I’ve always wanted to ‘Executive Time’ and get paid for it.
Executive Time: Flipping through tv channels until he hears his name. Tweeting. Making mad, passionate love to a cheeseburger.
His “doctor” said he’s in “excellent health.” Yeah. Okay. Surely I can’t be the only one questioning this conclusion. All those fish sandwiches and McDonald’s burgers can’t be all that good for a 71 year old man, let alone President.
FOR FUCK’S SAKE, PUT THE WHOLE FUCKING MONOLOGUE IN ONE FUCKING VIDEO.
it literally takes only one minute to record the minutes
“Executive time,” better known to kindergartners as “recess.”
Friday is my Monday, fuck you Steven LOL
jesus and he’s supposed to be in touch with the “working class” he can’t even do a 9 to 5 lol btw here’s a great randy newman song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvLeQbwuKys
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