Warning: This Footage May Disturb All Humans

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Published on October 8, 2015

If you’re struggling to lose weight, Stephen’s got the disgusting solution you’ve been looking for.

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98 comments

  • Rico Granger 4 years ago

    I would like to leave this planet.

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  • Tom Crotty 4 years ago

    I don’t think the “I just can’t lose weight” arguments make sense anymore.
    Not when devices that literally expunge excess food are the last resort for
    obese people. It’s a self-control issue, not a physiological one. That
    being said, we need to undergo a massive cultural shift in which we
    actively encourage people to hit the gym and find out how to change their
    eating habits. 1/3rd of American deaths per year due to obesity is too high
    a price for political correctness.

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  • mariokarter13 4 years ago

    So… medically approved bulimia?

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  • Venkat G 4 years ago

    I thought Japan invented weird stuff xD

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  • e 4 years ago

    oh my god between this and morrissey’s romance novel i know for a fact that
    we’re living in a “bad future” universe

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  • nikosvault 4 years ago

    Bring back Cheating Death. Pleeeeeeease!

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  • a rapist 4 years ago

    first disliker

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  • Jonathan Taylor 4 years ago

    So the device removes 30% of what a person eats before their body digests
    it? Why not just eat 30% less food? On a side note, there was an invention
    like this back in the 1970s to help runway models and Hollywood actresses
    quickly lose weight. It was called a “finger”.

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  • Bernardo Grando 4 years ago

    If you dont want chew your food dont trow in the toilet save it and drink
    it again later, you fat lazy fucking parasites.

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  • grass hopper 4 years ago

    This is what a real talk show is supposed to be like, real news and
    important things being relayed with humor, the actual funny jokes are just
    a great bonus

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  • bored312 4 years ago

    Just… stop eating… This is a whole new level of sad.

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  • Dip Schillips 4 years ago

    I was in the middle of dinner

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  • Fuji Fiasco 4 years ago

    That osophagorge skit was hilarious

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  • The Doctor 4 years ago

    Fuck you Segway guy! I thought you were cool!

    But seriously, this makes me angry at people who would actually do this.

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  • OtakuD50 4 years ago

    So we’re absolutely sure this wasn’t invented by Prescott Pharmaceuticals?

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  • Udo Onwumere (NumeroUdo) 4 years ago

    This is why the world hates us America

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  • tech noir 4 years ago

    Wait, no side effects?!

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  • Jorge Rosas 4 years ago

    I have been laughing at the though of someone being wheeled in with a rod
    up their anus and them shoving a sandwich over and over into their mouth
    and it coming out the other end. Like “what are you doing” “taking him for
    a walk”

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  • KingOfMadCows 4 years ago

    Some images in this segment are a bit hard to stomach.

    I know I’m just regurgitating facts but treatments like this might only be
    temporary. Lap band surgery was supposed to be a solution too but a lot of
    people who got that still ended up gaining the weight back. That’s a bitter
    pill to swallow, but if you don’t treat the underlying causes of those
    problem behaviors, they’ll just continue repeating themselves.

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  • Arpa de Lluna 4 years ago

    Can anyone figure out if that is Stephen’s voice narrating the
    “Esophagorge” video?

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  • Nema Lazuli 4 years ago

    I’m just having lunch :)))) Thanks Stephen it suddenly was so much better

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  • rickroll4321 4 years ago

    Americans are the most fat, smelly, deranged race ever. The
    Europeans(Germans) and The Asians(Japanese) should have won WWII and
    conquer the world for the better.

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  • Trish Carey 4 years ago

    This Stephen Colbert is a GENIUS

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  • Jack Folan 4 years ago

    Americans just figured out another way to waste food… Murica…

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  • Distracted Observer 4 years ago

    I’m cancelling my gym membership tomorrow morning, Esophagorge here I COME!
    I’m just kidding, I’ve never had a gym membership!

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  • Greg. Sym. 4 years ago

    Why humanity? Why?

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  • IceAgeSquirrel2008 4 years ago

    I’m with stupid -> Stupid

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  • Wealoo 4 years ago

    ooh i know what to do just eat less then you wont have a fucking tube all
    the time and an ugly ass scar like you at da beach and yo friends like hey
    yo whats that hole for?

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  • OriginalDigit 4 years ago

    Oh my god! Oh my fucking god! Those people are out of their damn minds;
    both the inventors of this ungodly product and the test subjects who love
    it. Honestly, WTF?!

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  • Rotionpotion 4 years ago

    It’s the fucking Hunger Games

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  • Amy Dante 4 years ago

    Is this real? I can’t believe it’s real >_<

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  • FullMetalCaptain 4 years ago

    This got dark.

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  • Fangalatic 4 years ago

    Wait for Apple to release one of this…

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  • Myke Alien 4 years ago

    The esaphagorge was on squidbillies ???

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  • Iris in a Bottle 4 years ago

    AW MAN I WAS EATING WHILE THIS WAS PLAYING

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  • Steve27775 4 years ago

    It’s a very American solution to a very American problem.

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  • DarKMaTTeR 4 years ago

    Uhm, don’t eat so much?

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  • 9BoStOnGeOrGe 4 years ago

    this actually is disturbing…

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  • iglooo102 4 years ago

    Brrrr……thanks Stephen for the warning….brrrrr

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  • MiddayDisco 4 years ago

    I saw Aspire and a pen like thing on his mouth and i thought this was about
    vaping.

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  • BigDonLennon 4 years ago

    Colbert needs his own show without a band. is it just me or…

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  • drivic 4 years ago

    Jesus Christ what the 1st world has come to…

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  • aman haque 4 years ago

    mother of bariatric surgery…. Stephen.. go for a patent

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  • Amel Hadzic 4 years ago

    I might get myself the Esophagorge…

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  • Benjamin Hennessy 4 years ago

    “This is what I’ll do to the Duke and his family.”

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  • pt 4 years ago

    Bro you are killing it Kimmel and Fallon have must be scared shitless.

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  • AlphaDream 4 years ago

    the matrixxxxxxxxx

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  • TheRealBeatMaster 4 years ago

    I’m actually disturbed now, what the fuck America?

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  • Terinije 4 years ago

    Squidbillies did it.

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  • Kwality Kontrol 4 years ago

    This is amazing.

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  • JennStiltskin 4 years ago

    I want a ‘skin port’ I can use to download information like in the Matrix,
    or to charge myself with extra energy or surf the web in my mind. 🙂 But
    no…first thing our culture comes up with is something to help us get away
    with over-eating. :/

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  • Ol' Whitey McWhiterson 4 years ago

    Colbert has always been the funniest of all of them by FAR.

    Jon Stewart, John Oliver (whom I’m absolutely baffled as to why he is so
    popular) Conan , Leno, Fallon , Kimmel, even all of his former fellow
    correspondents on his old show, most of which were just doing lame
    immitations of him anyway

    Only Rob Corddry was nearly as hilarious without copying some one elses
    style

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  • Sammi White 4 years ago

    Sounds like a Cinco product

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  • Anmoldeep Singh 4 years ago

    WTF is wrong with Humanity……..!!!!!!!

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  • Mountain Storm 4 years ago

    Sign me up!

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  • Matthew Carson 4 years ago

    This reminds me of an old Tim and Eric skit.

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  • duchesswannabe 4 years ago

    when i read ”This Footage May Disturb All Humans” i thought it was a
    joke…. 0.0

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  • wilsonsmanz 4 years ago

    See people have the wrong focus. When your body gets healthy, you will lose
    excess weight or gain the weight you need. People should be focused on
    giving their bodies all the nutrition it needs to function the way it
    should. It is nutrition that the body runs on and that is the whole reason
    we eat food. So then its dumb to take a tube and remove food from the
    stomach. But its the same like most medical interventions. The focus is not
    on the root cause but treating a symptom. So the person eventually loses
    weight, but would surely get some chronic disease down the road and would
    then have to spend thousands in Big Pharma meds and surgeries if needed.

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  • Semper Paratus 4 years ago

    I puked a little… In my soul.

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  • adj789 4 years ago

    I bet people would buy the Esophogorge

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  • Nqina Dlamini 4 years ago

    God that was disturbing. I thought stomach reduction (gastric bypass) was
    the get-out of jail for those who needed urgent “help”.

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  • megha sharma 4 years ago

    how about just not eating that much food? Isn’t that easy? I have been
    doing it all my life and I have survived so far!

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  • Sabrina Middaugh 4 years ago

    anyone else realize just how messed up that product is?, in a world where
    millions of people go hungry every day some people have so much food that
    they can say “oh this is sooooo good I’m just going to keep shoveling more
    then my stomach can handle, but that’s ok cause I’ll just flush the access
    down the toilet after it goes through my fatass port(or whatever the heck
    it was)”. Why don’t we just grab some food walk up to a starving person and
    then defecate on it(the food not the person), it probably would be less
    insulting.

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  • RSher767 4 years ago

    this reminds me of the puking drink from the hunger games

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  • Lester Luczak 4 years ago

    ‘neck hopper’, ‘wellness funnel’ !!!!!
    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Stu Mackenzie 4 years ago

    “Now that you’re immobile, the convenience really begins!”

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  • Tukarama 4 years ago

    Will ‘all you can eat buffets’ allow the Aspire? I could set a bucket under
    the table, open the valve, and eat for days ha ha! Ain’t America great?

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  • - JJ4prez 4 years ago

    Haha!

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  • Johnny Sunshine 4 years ago

    NO TEETH REQUIRED. GOOD THING, STEPHEN, BECAUSE THEY PULLED YOURS BY GIVING
    YOU THIS SHOW. HEY, NOW!

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  • MikeVonDoom 4 years ago

    Does anyone shares my opinion that Stephen is/would be the perfect
    substitute for Jon Stewart? Even if they host(ed) different shows…

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  • Kurt Wagner 4 years ago

    Cool ranch isn’t a vegtable?! *riots!*

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  • bob smith 4 years ago

    That is just sooooooooooo fucked up…….

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  • Siddharth Ancha 4 years ago

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE!

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  • therandomdot 4 years ago

    Yeah, screw gene therapy and genetics that could actually rewire people and
    solve overeating issues. Let’s just cut a hole in them and let them vent.
    This is a very disturbing band-aid to a problem.

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  • arthos4551 4 years ago

    You could get the same just by throwing it back up.

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  • Edward Olive 4 years ago

    This is absolutely and completely disgusting, as, I would imagine, are the
    people who think this is a good idea.

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  • Sarah Dangelo 4 years ago

    I could very easily be wrong, but I believe “skin-port” would actually be a
    fairly appropriate medical term here. People who would regularly need to
    have needles inserted to add/remove fluids from their bodies (ie, chemo
    patients, people needing dialysis) often have “ports” installed to make
    that easier.

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  • DISnut 4 years ago

    My sister needs this!!!

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  • Taylor Egg 4 years ago

    Watching this actually made me faint. I hit my head on a wall and had to go
    to the hospital.

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  • Alli Hogan 4 years ago

    To know that this technology exists is horrifying! Is this a real thing????
    If so, we Americans have reached a new low.

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  • Alli Hogan 4 years ago

    To know that this technology exists is horrifying! Is this a real thing????
    If so, we Americans have reached a new low.

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  • Lemon Wedge 4 years ago

    Squidbillies did this already!

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  • William Ross 4 years ago

    Disgusting but tempting!

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  • laxchan 4 years ago

    Traditional bulimia for the modern age.

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  • zvai 4 years ago

    Looks like Stephen is going to be replaced sooner rather than later.
    I’m sure these views on YouTube are reflective of his audience on TV.

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  • zvai 4 years ago

    Oh god… so funny. XD

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  • Pandu Wiranegara 4 years ago

    It’s always good business when your products are completing and sustaining
    each other.

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  • Fader Fabrications 4 years ago

    Vaxagorge man….

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  • Brandon Matson 4 years ago

    Man in 100-200 years there’s a good chance humans are going to have all
    kinds of machines in various places.

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  • Brian C 4 years ago

    Aspire… for those who like having bulimia but are uncomfortable having to
    gag themselves or do not like the taste of the resulting vomit. Aah,
    progress…

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  • theneedledrop 4 years ago

    This exists?!!?!?!?

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  • Stuart P Diddiot 4 years ago

    First, gastric bypass and NOW this!!! I will never applaud/praise people
    who lose weight like this. Whatever happened to proper nutrition and
    exercise???

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  • Ole Kristian E 4 years ago

    I like the acer aspire better

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  • Mason Brandon 4 years ago

    This is sick

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  • Alexandra Kavalos 4 years ago

    This is so sad.

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  • NBPA5 4 years ago

    Isn’t this essentially what they do with corn fed cows?

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  • Anon Amously 4 years ago

    sooooo machine assisted bulimia…..

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  • Justin Trovrt 4 years ago

    I just discovered my SUPER POWER! I shall now be known as ‘Moderation and
    Self-Control Man’!

    Reply

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