If you’re struggling to lose weight, Stephen’s got the disgusting solution you’ve been looking for.
I would like to leave this planet.
I don’t think the “I just can’t lose weight” arguments make sense anymore. Not when devices that literally expunge excess food are the last resort for obese people. It’s a self-control issue, not a physiological one. That being said, we need to undergo a massive cultural shift in which we actively encourage people to hit the gym and find out how to change their eating habits. 1/3rd of American deaths per year due to obesity is too high a price for political correctness.
So… medically approved bulimia?
I thought Japan invented weird stuff xD
oh my god between this and morrissey’s romance novel i know for a fact that we’re living in a “bad future” universe
Bring back Cheating Death. Pleeeeeeease!
So the device removes 30% of what a person eats before their body digests it? Why not just eat 30% less food? On a side note, there was an invention like this back in the 1970s to help runway models and Hollywood actresses quickly lose weight. It was called a “finger”.
If you dont want chew your food dont trow in the toilet save it and drink it again later, you fat lazy fucking parasites.
This is what a real talk show is supposed to be like, real news and important things being relayed with humor, the actual funny jokes are just a great bonus
Just… stop eating… This is a whole new level of sad.
I was in the middle of dinner
That osophagorge skit was hilarious
Fuck you Segway guy! I thought you were cool!
But seriously, this makes me angry at people who would actually do this.
So we’re absolutely sure this wasn’t invented by Prescott Pharmaceuticals?
This is why the world hates us America
Wait, no side effects?!
I have been laughing at the though of someone being wheeled in with a rod up their anus and them shoving a sandwich over and over into their mouth and it coming out the other end. Like “what are you doing” “taking him for a walk”
Some images in this segment are a bit hard to stomach.
I know I’m just regurgitating facts but treatments like this might only be temporary. Lap band surgery was supposed to be a solution too but a lot of people who got that still ended up gaining the weight back. That’s a bitter pill to swallow, but if you don’t treat the underlying causes of those problem behaviors, they’ll just continue repeating themselves.
Can anyone figure out if that is Stephen’s voice narrating the “Esophagorge” video?
I’m just having lunch :)))) Thanks Stephen it suddenly was so much better
Americans are the most fat, smelly, deranged race ever. The Europeans(Germans) and The Asians(Japanese) should have won WWII and conquer the world for the better.
This Stephen Colbert is a GENIUS
Americans just figured out another way to waste food… Murica…
I’m cancelling my gym membership tomorrow morning, Esophagorge here I COME! I’m just kidding, I’ve never had a gym membership!
Why humanity? Why?
I’m with stupid -> Stupid
ooh i know what to do just eat less then you wont have a fucking tube all the time and an ugly ass scar like you at da beach and yo friends like hey yo whats that hole for?
Oh my god! Oh my fucking god! Those people are out of their damn minds; both the inventors of this ungodly product and the test subjects who love it. Honestly, WTF?!
It’s the fucking Hunger Games
Is this real? I can’t believe it’s real >_<
This got dark.
Wait for Apple to release one of this…
The esaphagorge was on squidbillies ???
AW MAN I WAS EATING WHILE THIS WAS PLAYING
It’s a very American solution to a very American problem.
Uhm, don’t eat so much?
this actually is disturbing…
Brrrr……thanks Stephen for the warning….brrrrr
I saw Aspire and a pen like thing on his mouth and i thought this was about vaping.
Colbert needs his own show without a band. is it just me or…
Jesus Christ what the 1st world has come to…
mother of bariatric surgery…. Stephen.. go for a patent
I might get myself the Esophagorge…
“This is what I’ll do to the Duke and his family.”
Bro you are killing it Kimmel and Fallon have must be scared shitless.
I’m actually disturbed now, what the fuck America?
Squidbillies did it.
This is amazing.
I want a ‘skin port’ I can use to download information like in the Matrix, or to charge myself with extra energy or surf the web in my mind. 🙂 But no…first thing our culture comes up with is something to help us get away with over-eating. :/
Colbert has always been the funniest of all of them by FAR.
Jon Stewart, John Oliver (whom I’m absolutely baffled as to why he is so popular) Conan , Leno, Fallon , Kimmel, even all of his former fellow correspondents on his old show, most of which were just doing lame immitations of him anyway
Only Rob Corddry was nearly as hilarious without copying some one elses style
Sounds like a Cinco product
WTF is wrong with Humanity……..!!!!!!!
Sign me up!
This reminds me of an old Tim and Eric skit.
when i read ”This Footage May Disturb All Humans” i thought it was a joke…. 0.0
See people have the wrong focus. When your body gets healthy, you will lose excess weight or gain the weight you need. People should be focused on giving their bodies all the nutrition it needs to function the way it should. It is nutrition that the body runs on and that is the whole reason we eat food. So then its dumb to take a tube and remove food from the stomach. But its the same like most medical interventions. The focus is not on the root cause but treating a symptom. So the person eventually loses weight, but would surely get some chronic disease down the road and would then have to spend thousands in Big Pharma meds and surgeries if needed.
I puked a little… In my soul.
I bet people would buy the Esophogorge
God that was disturbing. I thought stomach reduction (gastric bypass) was the get-out of jail for those who needed urgent “help”.
how about just not eating that much food? Isn’t that easy? I have been doing it all my life and I have survived so far!
anyone else realize just how messed up that product is?, in a world where millions of people go hungry every day some people have so much food that they can say “oh this is sooooo good I’m just going to keep shoveling more then my stomach can handle, but that’s ok cause I’ll just flush the access down the toilet after it goes through my fatass port(or whatever the heck it was)”. Why don’t we just grab some food walk up to a starving person and then defecate on it(the food not the person), it probably would be less insulting.
this reminds me of the puking drink from the hunger games
‘neck hopper’, ‘wellness funnel’ !!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Now that you’re immobile, the convenience really begins!”
Will ‘all you can eat buffets’ allow the Aspire? I could set a bucket under the table, open the valve, and eat for days ha ha! Ain’t America great?
NO TEETH REQUIRED. GOOD THING, STEPHEN, BECAUSE THEY PULLED YOURS BY GIVING YOU THIS SHOW. HEY, NOW!
Does anyone shares my opinion that Stephen is/would be the perfect substitute for Jon Stewart? Even if they host(ed) different shows…
Cool ranch isn’t a vegtable?! *riots!*
That is just sooooooooooo fucked up…….
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE!
Yeah, screw gene therapy and genetics that could actually rewire people and solve overeating issues. Let’s just cut a hole in them and let them vent. This is a very disturbing band-aid to a problem.
You could get the same just by throwing it back up.
This is absolutely and completely disgusting, as, I would imagine, are the people who think this is a good idea.
I could very easily be wrong, but I believe “skin-port” would actually be a fairly appropriate medical term here. People who would regularly need to have needles inserted to add/remove fluids from their bodies (ie, chemo patients, people needing dialysis) often have “ports” installed to make that easier.
My sister needs this!!!
Watching this actually made me faint. I hit my head on a wall and had to go to the hospital.
To know that this technology exists is horrifying! Is this a real thing???? If so, we Americans have reached a new low.
Squidbillies did this already!
Disgusting but tempting!
Traditional bulimia for the modern age.
Looks like Stephen is going to be replaced sooner rather than later. I’m sure these views on YouTube are reflective of his audience on TV.
Oh god… so funny. XD
It’s always good business when your products are completing and sustaining each other.
Man in 100-200 years there’s a good chance humans are going to have all kinds of machines in various places.
Aspire… for those who like having bulimia but are uncomfortable having to gag themselves or do not like the taste of the resulting vomit. Aah, progress…
First, gastric bypass and NOW this!!! I will never applaud/praise people who lose weight like this. Whatever happened to proper nutrition and exercise???
I like the acer aspire better
This is sick
This is so sad.
Isn’t this essentially what they do with corn fed cows?
sooooo machine assisted bulimia…..
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