VP Mike Pence Turns 58, Ivanka Trump’s Starbucks Order – Monologue

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  • Isabel Mcnally 2 years ago

    Mike Pence is a cryptid

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  • Stan Buczak 2 years ago

    free drinks for everybody.

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  • EmpireSun 2 years ago

    There is not enough booze in the world to prepare my soul for the Comey testimony.

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  • Vishal Babu M 2 years ago

    51st ! xD

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  • Asim 2 years ago

    No mention of the ‘Covfefe Cocktail’ ?

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  • jagrup hundal 2 years ago

    why in the hell all these dictators have funny haircuts? Is it like rule or code something for qualifying to be a dictator.

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  • Alternative Spicer 2 years ago

    If Ivanka chooses Vanilla Latte; then Melania prefers Pumpkin Latte

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  • Chibi Terasu 2 years ago

    Why does Mike Pence look like a James Bond villain ? …..

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  • Swole Heelee 2 years ago

    Everyone is invited to the funeral that is going to be taking place for the fallen victims of alcohol poisoning from that bar.

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  • Toad Jiang 2 years ago

    Mike Pence turns 58?? I thought he’s at least 258.

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  • Wah ib 2 years ago

    good bye agent orange,that’s the beginning the end horror of agent orange Presidency!

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  • deprofundis 2 years ago

    I vank a covfefe vith vanilla and some breast augmentation so I can keep my body curvy yet slim with nonfat milk. Lol

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  • Felidae 1962 2 years ago

    If the Orange Prat is kicked out of office.. it’ll be good for the world but horrible for comedy… his administration is the gift that keeps on giving… for comedians at least.👱🇺🇸

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  • Pearl Carol 2 years ago

    no no no nO NO NO NO! No, Ivanka! No. Your dad already bitched and moaned about our red cups two years ago, you’ve lost your Starbucks privileges. (I’m just kidding, that was great free advertising. We had tons of customers who wanted plain red cups just to be contrary afterwards.)

    Also, as multiple people have said, she ordered a nonfat vanilla latte without whip.

    All the Starbucks lattes come standard without whip. You only have to specify on mochas. Please.

    Hey, does anyone know if she tipped? I bet dollars to donuts she didn’t.

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  • alohakatie 2 years ago

    the violin joke made me laugh out loud.

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  • mestre12 2 years ago

    Oh god, that bar is done.

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  • politechjunky 2 years ago

    send be money if you know covefefe

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  • thedearnoman 2 years ago

    kim jong motherfucker, GO KILL YOURSELF.

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  • Ms Martin 2 years ago

    always gets an Eric joke in 😂

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  • 58632hhhh 2 years ago

    HAHA Sell out! Priceless lmao

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