VP Mike Pence Turns 58, Ivanka Trump’s Starbucks Order – Monologue

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  • Isabel Mcnally 6 months ago

    Mike Pence is a cryptid

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  • Stan Buczak 6 months ago

    free drinks for everybody.

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  • EmpireSun 6 months ago

    There is not enough booze in the world to prepare my soul for the Comey testimony.

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  • Vishal Babu M 6 months ago

    51st ! xD

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  • Asim 6 months ago

    No mention of the ‘Covfefe Cocktail’ ?

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  • jagrup hundal 6 months ago

    why in the hell all these dictators have funny haircuts? Is it like rule or code something for qualifying to be a dictator.

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  • Alternative Spicer 6 months ago

    If Ivanka chooses Vanilla Latte; then Melania prefers Pumpkin Latte

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  • Chibi Terasu 6 months ago

    Why does Mike Pence look like a James Bond villain ? …..

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  • Swole Heelee 6 months ago

    Everyone is invited to the funeral that is going to be taking place for the fallen victims of alcohol poisoning from that bar.

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  • Toad Jiang 6 months ago

    Mike Pence turns 58?? I thought he’s at least 258.

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  • Wah ib 6 months ago

    good bye agent orange,that’s the beginning the end horror of agent orange Presidency!

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  • deprofundis 6 months ago

    I vank a covfefe vith vanilla and some breast augmentation so I can keep my body curvy yet slim with nonfat milk. Lol

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  • Felidae 1962 6 months ago

    If the Orange Prat is kicked out of office.. it’ll be good for the world but horrible for comedy… his administration is the gift that keeps on giving… for comedians at least.👱🇺🇸

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  • Pearl Carol 6 months ago

    no no no nO NO NO NO! No, Ivanka! No. Your dad already bitched and moaned about our red cups two years ago, you’ve lost your Starbucks privileges. (I’m just kidding, that was great free advertising. We had tons of customers who wanted plain red cups just to be contrary afterwards.)

    Also, as multiple people have said, she ordered a nonfat vanilla latte without whip.

    All the Starbucks lattes come standard without whip. You only have to specify on mochas. Please.

    Hey, does anyone know if she tipped? I bet dollars to donuts she didn’t.

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  • alohakatie 6 months ago

    the violin joke made me laugh out loud.

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  • mestre12 6 months ago

    Oh god, that bar is done.

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  • politechjunky 6 months ago

    send be money if you know covefefe

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  • thedearnoman 6 months ago

    kim jong motherfucker, GO KILL YOURSELF.

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  • Ms Martin 6 months ago

    always gets an Eric joke in 😂

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  • 58632hhhh 6 months ago

    HAHA Sell out! Priceless lmao

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