Virtue Signal discusses the Derek Chauvin guilty verdict, Trump’s vaccine pettiness, Peloton’s latest safety concerns, and Sen. Kyrsten Sinema’s hot-pink selfie. Plus, a deep dive into Amy Coney Barrett’s glass ceiling-shattering book deal.
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4:23 now that is one pretty lady 😍
Replyhey now this one is funny… and it’s called “Virtue Signal” haha
Reply“Stop, stop.. I hate attention.”
she’s so selfless.
ReplyCouldn’t help but notice how small Chauvin looked in his ill- fitting suit as he was led away in handcuffs. Didn’t look so big and cocky as he did when he knelt in a George’s neck hands in pocket in full police regalia.
ReplyRun, or the wood chipper will eat you
ReplyDerek Chauvin ……… you are found guilty of all charges !!!!!
ReplyWow! That Tara Palmeri woman is SMOKIN’ 🔥
Absolutely stunning! 😍 #smitten
ReplyI got the Vaccine today and There is justice for George Floyd. This is a great day. *Happy 420 everyone!!!*
ReplyIs it just me or does trump look waaaaay more exhausted than before?
Reply“Potato flavoured Pepsi”
That sounds so wrong, but I wouldn’t put it passed someone making such a flavour 🤷♀️🤦♀️
ReplyWe need police reform asap. Banned Qualified Immunity, No Knock Warning, Choke Holds, Hopefully Derek Chauvin gets 40 years or more with no parole.
Reply“So say you one, so say you all, is Q-anon racist?” (Speaking unanimously:) “Yes”
ReplyThey want me to do a commercial.But they don’t want to pay me 🥴🤪😳🙄
ReplyARE YOU A ROBOT??? 😏😪💤💤💤🚶🚶🚶💯
ReplyAny jab ad needs an overhyped, overly “patriotic” and flag-athon to convince them.
Reply💜
ReplyNever show a Donny Chump interview ever again. No need for that noise.
ReplyHe really should Emotion When he heard the verdict !
Reply“… the fact that Derek Chauvin doesn’t have his own OAN show right now is a win for me.”
ReplyDear god, ain’t that the truth that hurts the most.
I always thought this show edited their guests’ answers in when needed, but it looks like they’re on board for the whole time.
ReplyNow it’s time for those 🐷 who stood by and watched to get same fate. Tired of this Blue line crap that they use to destroy the American flag. Any other race or profession does that it would have everyone up in arms, but they get away with it which sucks cause people dies for Ol Glory, not that Blue line ass wiping flag 🤬🤬
ReplyOmg…..this is the kind of stuff that motivates people in the south to vote for Trump. Stop calling them dumb.
ReplyLoved Tara’s reactions, especially to Kylie’s parody of liberal posturing.
Replywe literally have police brutality deniers who deny it while watching it. ~2000 people (slightly less than the death toll of 9/11) every year are murdered by cops and tens of thousands are beaten and/or robbed.
ReplyI love, when taken as a whole, how “Tooning out the News” takes shots at EVERYONE, but especially the news in all its forms. Virtue Signal is just as deplorable as Hot Take and whatever the other one is called (Inside the Beltway or whatever). They are all making fun of the news from different angles while also making fun of viewers who watch the news. If you find yourself agreeing whole-heartedly with any particular presenter, including Virtue Signal, there’s probably some self-examination that needs to happen there. Kylie dehumanizes people just as much as the Hot Takes guy (sorry, can’t remember his name).
ReplyPrayers for George Floyd’s family and friends. I’m glad to see they got justice today but that isn’t bringing their loved one back. I pray that America can start with this justice and eventually there will be justice for all. I stand with.BLM and i know there’s more of us that love instead of hate. One day my black & brown fellow Americans will truly have the freedom they have fought and died for. But till then we need to remember that justice for this family was the not the norm and that too many families have lost loved ones without any justice. So we must stand and keep our voices loud u til that beautiful day of freedom does come and all the other families get their justice and all those that have fallen because of hate can Rest In Peace knowing that is no more! The fight isn’t over but I’m sure thankful this victory
Reply“Donald ‘Stupid Man’ Trump” LOL I’ve used that in conversation since the beginning of the Trump Cult! LOL
ReplyMy life is better without Trump on TV
ReplyMy son Chris was shot and killed on 4/20/11 😪
ReplyBut I will Start to celebrate it NOW
because of George Floyd !!
Happy 4/20 😁
YALL
Still waiting to get mine. Until then I stay tf home.
ReplyThat Mississippi joke was seriously stupid.
ReplyFyi, not everyone in Mississippi is a moron Trump supporter. And, I guarantee, I am smarter AND have a higher IQ than everyone that makes this stupid parody cartoon. Fact.
How can Colbert’s writers keep him supplied with jokes and also consistently produce these gems? Tooning Out the News is absolutely brilliant! Also, is Trump saying he wouldn’t have paused J&J if there were evidence it might not be safe? In all likelihood J&J shots will resume at some point.
Oh, nvm. I missed the part where Trump assumed there were problems with the other vaccines as well, proving he doesn’t realize the J&J vaccine is fundamentally different.
ReplyPeloton, the abortion you wish you had access to.
ReplyHow would this have turned out if the previous President was still in office?
ReplyI like how even after all this time I still can’t tell if their live guests are hearing the same words we are or if they’re being replaced after the fact.
ReplyThat commercial was brutal.
ReplyBest Archer episode ever.
ReplyI got it! Monster truck rallies and gun shows with free admission with proof of vaccination or by getting the vaccine at the door. You can also pay trump (or if convicted, make it part of his sentencing (call it community service)) to take a selfie with every vaccine recipient going in the door. We’ll get the maga and republicans vaccinated yet!
ReplyMake racists afraid again
ReplyWhen are we going to stop pushing this crap that if we just try hard enough to “reach out” to these people it will make a difference? They’re not getting the vaccine because they’re genuinely worried, they’re not getting it because they’re a-holes and they want to be contrarian, all they care about is trolling the Libs. OR their conspiracy theorists who want to believe that they know special secret information that no one else knows, my dad falls into that group, his doctor told him Moderna was good and he was going to get it but then he decided to watch Dave Zublick and now he’s not going to get vaccinated and he’s in his 60s.
ReplyIt’s OK to lose patience with these people, they’re not gonna meet you halfway.
When are we going to stop pushing this crap that if we just try hard enough to “reach out” to these people it will make a difference? They’re not NOT getting the vaccine because they’re genuinely worried, they’re not getting it because they’re a-holes and they want to be contrarian, all they care about is trolling the Libs. OR they’re conspiracy theorists who want to believe that they know special secret information that no one else knows, my dad falls into that group, his doctor told him the moderna shot was good and he _was going_ to get it but then he decided to watch Dave Zublick and now he’s not going to get vaccinated and he’s in his 60s.
ReplyIt’s OK to lose patience with these people, they’re not gonna meet you halfway.
tara palmeri sweet
ReplyThe vaccine is bad but a serving of bleach on the rocks is OK? Color me confused.
ReplyOuch Tara has a cartoon voice and she isn’t even trying
ReplyWho is Andre Hill?
ReplyIs there a vaccine available to immune me from Trump 🤨
Replytara’s pretty hot
ReplyPoycott any and all business that require a “Vaccine Passport tracking app system World ID” even if you do get vaccinated .. Useless you wanna help split society even more…. Airlines can easily have vaccinated and non- vaccinated flights they just don’t want to … And they shouldn’t be getting anymore ( payoffs ) I mean bailouts for running of their own customers ….eithe
ReplyOh so the news has Vtubers now
ReplyThe Peloton jokes are savage AF! 👍
ReplyWait. There is potato flavored Pepsi?
Replyi’d rather go outside for a real jog or a ride on a real bike over using a pelaton…everyone should
Reply” You need a vaccine if you are going to get sloppy -poppy with your first cousin while sipping a pepsi ” ….. YOU HEAR THAT TRUMPIES? i literally died.
ReplyListening to this makes me want to chug some antifreeze, and I’m in Canada.
ReplyI am from Mississippi I got my second vaccination on April 16th
ReplyVaxDaddy
ReplyWow Trump looks 10 years older already.
Reply420 should be henceforth be called George Floyd Day!
Replywhat happened to parenting and common sense?
ReplyI got vaccine part 1 yesterday! My arm is a little sore.
Replytoddler flatenner :)))
ReplyDEAR GOD PEOPLE, DON’T YOU DARE HAVE A TREADMILL IN YOUR HOUSE, IT’S DANGEROUS FOR TODDLERS!!!
ReplyJust pay no mind to the fact that most of them likely have cannabis or alcohol in the house, both of which are just as dangerous for toddlers.
Half of America don’t believe in vaccines. Half the Republicans believe Trump won the election.
Just under half of Americans believe ANTIFA stormed the Capitol.
It seems half of America are idiots.
ReplyThat Kylie treadmill would provide great motivation to keep going. Especially if there’s no safety key.
ReplyThis woman’s voice is worse than nails on a chalkboard.
ReplyThis was so good I had to watch it twice
Replyha… if u think the comdown is bad frum acid, you havent snoted J& J’s “furt aid” products. Still poisoned. No. I am not running to a f ing doctor. Why? Because I aint suicidal. : D
ReplyIt baffles me that there are still vaccine skeptics out there, apparently _still_ oblivious to the fact that, if enough people don’t get the vaccine, we won’t reach herd immunity and things stay the way they are. Do these people _like_ things the way they are?
ReplyHerd immunity is necessary in order to restore the pre-Covid state of affairs. That state of affairs was not necessarily paradise, but the _current_ state of affairs is _shit._
Now I, for one, like to be able to hug my grandmother without worrying that I’m spreading a deadly disease to _her_ or she is spreading one to _me._ I have not been able to do that since coronavirus shut down the world. Can we please work to get a handle on coronavirus so I can do that, again?
“Nope they’re too stupid, they’d shoot it”
Reply—LOL
4:25 – – lol
Reply“We wouldn’t have Holocaust deniers if the Holocaust was still going on.”
“…Yeah, I think that works.”
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Reply0:46 I want to know how people felt about Nancy Pelosi wearing that cloth.
Because I feel like she was giving her support, but didn’t fully understand the situation.
ReplyThe best guests come on here!
ReplyWow he sounds like a normal old man now
ReplyBlack people get antifa out your business there the ones who not protesting for the right reasons doing Fox News bidding so Han it’s and tucker have talking points
ReplyI turned this piece off when tRump got on spewing BS. Please stop giving him air play
ReplyIf half the country hasn’t been vaccinated, and half the people don’t believe in vaccination, there’s not a lot of room left over in that Venn diagram.
ReplyDayum Tara fooiine
ReplyI love the balls this show has!
Reply“Disney Americans…” LMMFAO!
Replyhttps://youtu.be/1MB5nREAPtY
ReplyThis is the best shit on late night.
ReplyShe actually said “sloppy toppy with your cousin”, I’m floored
ReplyThe Pelaton technology exist, it needs a key. SMH I am a socialist and I think it rediculous that we are not blaming the parents and instead a company…..
Replythis is how we gain the moniker lib-tard.
You will never find the heart!
ReplyIf only die-hard republicans and trump fans were forced to watch this.
ReplyAnti-vax and Holocaust…ooof
ReplyWho was the dead eyed OAN clone woman? Nvm
Reply“This might be problematic thing to say about anti-vaxxers, but we wouldn’t have holocaust deniers if holocaust was still going on”
Replyyet we have had covid deniers even though covid is still going on… like the old saying goes:
“nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool”
Awe! Man that Holocaust joke….does it seem too soon?
ReplyThese are great I love them. I smell spin-off!
ReplyWear your seatbelt when you drive to the vaccination site!!!
Reply.
Reply“What’s up you Rust-belt, antifreeze chuggers?”. A native born antifreeze chugger myself, & that had me rolling 😂
ReplyI wonder what would happen with the peloton issue if parents actually looked after their children? Last time I checked the exercise equipment was not in the children’s playroom.
ReplyCan someone loop Tara giggling at 4:31?? I’d be super stoked.
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