Vice President Mike Pence’s 30-Minute Commencement Speech

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  • Henry James 5 months ago

    Mike pence still prays to God each night before bedtime for his wife to be double teamed by two big handsome black men while he watches

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  • Warren Pricefield 5 months ago

    Robert Gates will just have to deal

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  • verdatum 5 months ago

    30 minutes doesn’t seem like a long commencement speech, at least not from a VIP. I was raised in a realm where as a child I had to sit through 30 minute sermons every Sunday. Is our attention span that shot? Naturally, I wouldn’t want to hear our Vice Pres speak for that long, because screw that guy, but if I admired him, then that would be perfectly reasonable.

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  • bridge4 5 months ago

    so ms butterworth wants people to eat her babies or she expects her pancakes to live happy little lives?

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  • Slutty McTits 5 months ago

    You really should have put a warning for 1:26. Feet are disgusting.

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  • Pixie Fairy 5 months ago

    No one:
    NASA: You know, the Moon’s getting kind of old

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  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : 5 months ago

    The Moon is worried about the Earth…

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  • John Chessant 5 months ago

    Yang Gang! More people should know about him and his Freedom Dividend.

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 5 months ago

    The students in the commencement exercises were confused as they thought they were in the Coming Out Event

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 5 months ago

    So if Mrs. Buttersworth pours here syrup onto a pancake…

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  • Erich Kaltenbrunner 5 months ago

    NASA is the new Nivea trying to sell anti ageing cream to the 🌙

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  • albino shamrock 5 months ago

    The moon has an awful complexion: dry, pitted, marked, tons of bumps & blemishes, and is practically glowing with paleness.

    Luna needs a makeover and a tan, for real.

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  • DonnieTran 5 months ago

    You just wait for Yang after June, Mr. Meyers!

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  • New Message 5 months ago

    Mike’s batteries last that long? Maybe they had him plugged in…

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  • vsboy 25 5 months ago

    Trump an pence have made history

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  • UnluckyGambler 5 months ago

    dont count yang out. we the people want him. #YangGang2020

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  • Pr3ssPl4y 5 months ago

    Did Seth just throw shade against Andrew Yang?! _Yeesh_ Not a good look…

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  • paul signac 5 months ago

    You know I never understood all that stuff about Americans bleaching their assholes until I saw Mike Pence

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  • Anthony Butler 5 months ago

    Hey, if you asked the same question about Trump, Gates would have screamed ‘F*ck no!’

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  • Steve Jarvis 5 months ago

    That idea Ihop had was so dumb lol.

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