Seth Meyers’ monologue from Monday, May 13.
Mike pence still prays to God each night before bedtime for his wife to be double teamed by two big handsome black men while he watches
Robert Gates will just have to deal
30 minutes doesn’t seem like a long commencement speech, at least not from a VIP. I was raised in a realm where as a child I had to sit through 30 minute sermons every Sunday. Is our attention span that shot? Naturally, I wouldn’t want to hear our Vice Pres speak for that long, because screw that guy, but if I admired him, then that would be perfectly reasonable.
so ms butterworth wants people to eat her babies or she expects her pancakes to live happy little lives?
You really should have put a warning for 1:26. Feet are disgusting.
No one: NASA: You know, the Moon’s getting kind of old
The Moon is worried about the Earth…
Yang Gang! More people should know about him and his Freedom Dividend.
The students in the commencement exercises were confused as they thought they were in the Coming Out Event
So if Mrs. Buttersworth pours here syrup onto a pancake…
NASA is the new Nivea trying to sell anti ageing cream to the 🌙
The moon has an awful complexion: dry, pitted, marked, tons of bumps & blemishes, and is practically glowing with paleness.
Luna needs a makeover and a tan, for real.
You just wait for Yang after June, Mr. Meyers!
Mike’s batteries last that long? Maybe they had him plugged in…
Trump an pence have made history
dont count yang out. we the people want him. #YangGang2020
Did Seth just throw shade against Andrew Yang?! _Yeesh_ Not a good look…
You know I never understood all that stuff about Americans bleaching their assholes until I saw Mike Pence
Hey, if you asked the same question about Trump, Gates would have screamed ‘F*ck no!’
That idea Ihop had was so dumb lol.
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