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Clip air date 3/22/2021
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Towers, casinos, steaks, universities, and now social media.
Everyone knows this is gonna fail, right? Well, his worshippers can’t understand that, but we get it.
Uh, I think Trump needed to create his own cellphone company and AppStore before his own social media platform. You think Appleidiots or Googletards gonna let that app go live in their AppStore?Reply
So what programme is going to write a whole new social media platform for Trump when Trump doesn’t even pay his lawyers?
Even he get someone desprate enough they gonna cut corner and steal patented code and get shut downReply
Instead of “Twiitter” Trump shouls call it “Bull Sh!tter” !!!Reply
Is this app going to be called Swindler, Hustler, CONner, Cheater, Bilker, Flimflammer or Scammer?Reply
What happened to that guy’s face?Reply
What’s he going to call it, The White Pages?Reply
Remember how Trump went bonkers about eliminating section 230? If he does make his site, section 230 will be a prominent factor.Reply
Isn’t Miller the lyin’ guy that impregnated his wife *and* mistresse(s) during the *same year…?*Reply
Jason Miller should resign as Trump’s spokesperson and go back to being a clandestine pharmacistReply
There are only two sure things in life, death and Trump’s bankruptcy.Reply
And trump will call it scutterReply
Covfefe – I mean Patriotic Felons would be a great name for Trump’s social media platform…Reply
rofl! by all means, let them take their crazy elsewhere. but they won’t just stay there long, drat. that cult is addicted to their confrontations, their need for conflict, for a constant diet of a ‘jerry springer’ show lifestyle is the draw for them. t** saw it and fed it.Reply
T****’s social media empire will go the way of T**** university, T**** airline, T**** steaks and wine and don’t forget his casino empire!Reply
Let him. Everything with trumps name is a failure. Trump university, trump airlines, trump junior….Reply
The trump presidency lost all three branches of government.
It will be awesome, make it even easier to catch our nations domestic terrorist.Reply
Look on the bright side though. It would legitimately be the only social media site with blackjack and hookers.Reply
He would have to make his own thing because know legitimate source wants to hear him.Reply