As the eyes of the world are on Ukraine, a small but determined group of American truckers is traveling cross country to protest Joe Biden’s pandemic policy, QAnon nuts are on Team Putin, Tucker Carlson is helping to feed Putin’s favorable view amongst Republicans, Joe Biden is looking for a new Supreme Court Justice, a group of Crypto enthusiasts is teaming up to buy the Denver Broncos, Mountain Dew is releasing a new alcoholic version called “Hard Mountain Dew,” the Oscars have decided to hand out some of the technical awards before the TV broadcast starts to save time, and we go out onto Hollywood Boulevard to ask pedestrians of the Caucasian variety “Do you have a Black friend?”
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great writing from the Kimmel team today
ReplyFor the first time ever I agree with Tucker and disagree with Kimmel
ReplyReagan would have cried
ReplyNo wonder England canceled fox
ReplyTucker Carlson his never Feud anything but pure crap. He has figured out that the more psychotic he sounds the more psychotics he attracts. Just like Donald Trump it’s all about the money. Not the country, not the good of the people but his own personal bank account. I personally would love nothing better than to hear that he was stomped to death in the streets.
ReplyYou said Reagan would strangle his monkey, is that a euphemism? If so, I’m sure Trump is ‘strangling his monkey’ over Putin.
Reply2:33 red shirt looks like kevin mccarthy
ReplyWill Americans ever tire of making jokes about people because of their race? “Look at this person and bet whether they have a black friend.” What a fun game. What about a rich friend or poor friend? Or a blonde friend or a friend with green eyes? Nope, it’s only about race, and they don’t even think it’s strange. Will Americans ever get over the fact that some people look different? Ooooh, scary.
ReplyTucker is a marionette that turned into a boy
Reply95% of Republicans are idiots who don’t know how to learn or understand the other five don’t care what you told them because they’ve already been bought
ReplySo would republicans want to live under Putin’s rule.
ReplyI want to like u you’re funny but fml with your political bs. Just stick to being funny. Who cared you’re a liberal I don’t. Just tell jokes and influence who ever is up besides me watching your sh!t!
ReplyFunny that people in comments here dont actually know whats going on. Il drop you a hint, yall seen only one side of the story, and not the honest one.
ReplyYou have to love Tucker Carlson, sounds like Michael Vicks lawyer before he bought the puppy’s
ReplyThe People’s Convoy is akin to The America’s Carnies. Tucker’s next fav is Cuba. He is Fox’s Che Guevara .
ReplyThe scary thing is that I know people who buy this garbage.
ReplyThat’s how he’s “making America great again”??
ReplyTucker should be thankful Joe is not like Putin. He would be mysteriously off air later this week.
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