Kitchen hint… When the upside-down Hunt’s or Heinz dispensers clog, take the cap off and give it a gentle warm water douche under the kitchen faucet until squeaky clean. Then replace the cap. Don’t try to clear it with a nail, steak knife, drill bit or anything like that.
Is this the latest offering from Coveton House? Baroque simplicity and all of that?
Certainly looks like goop.
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*”Smells like my menstrual effluvia!”* – Gwynneth Paltrow
That joke was kind of in crappy taste.
ReplyOMFG That has my ribs aching! Watched it about 6 times and still was peeing myself. Shared it with my warped friends.
ReplyNothing adds more flavor to those weekend bbq’s than the great taste of Uranus!
ReplyReally dude? An Uranus joke?
I’m so proud. 😀
ReplyWhen you reach for the stars ketchup will sure make you see them sitting on the toilet with the hot dog you ate and hemorroids had not gone before
ReplyI was expecting from Urectum!
ReplyIs Marz supposed to suggest San Marzano tomatoes?
ReplyHow was this not Mike Hunt’s ketchup?
ReplyIf you experience red stuff coming out of Uranus, contract your doctor immediately
ReplyDude, it’s not pronounced “yer-A-nus”.
ReplySNL writers or was it 10 year old boys? Sorry to see the once hilarious Colbert slipping to such a low level of “comedy”. Shame!
ReplyKitchen hint… When the upside-down Hunt’s or Heinz dispensers clog, take the cap off and give it a gentle warm water douche under the kitchen faucet until squeaky clean. Then replace the cap. Don’t try to clear it with a nail, steak knife, drill bit or anything like that.
ReplyIs this the latest offering from Coveton House? Baroque simplicity and all of that?
ReplyCertainly looks like goop.
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*”Smells like my menstrual effluvia!”* – Gwynneth Paltrow
What a crap show. Retire plz
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