Trump’s Two iPhones, Straight Pride Flag – Monologue

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  • Akicita A. 11 months ago

    Seth, you sure it’s not time for another week or two of vacation yet? It’s been four days.

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  • Hadir Ali 11 months ago

    😂😂The cat joke.

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  • Howard Coombe 11 months ago

    Straight Pride Flag? Really?

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  • New Message 11 months ago

    “See how nice I’m being” should be heard as “My team has introduced me to the concept of criminal incitement.”

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  • New Message 11 months ago

    The banana joke would work better if he wasn’t an orangutan.

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  • fidorover 11 months ago

    “Hey, hold on a second, Rupert, I’m getting hungry. China, if you’re listening — and I know you are ’cause of that thing I read in the Failing New York Times — China, please send me a Number 7 and a Number 9. That’s the Mooshu Chicken and the Shanghai Shrimp. And for dessert, throw in an order of those Mao Tse Tongue Teezers — those sound fantastic. Just have it delivered to the White House gate and tell ‘em to wake up Sleepy General Kelly so he can pay for it and bring it to me in his footie pajamas. Okay, that’s all for now. Sorry about the tariffs. Thanks China.”

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  • Animelytical 11 months ago

    Ah. He lets them spy so he isn’t officially colluding. Genius. (LMAO)

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  • santolify 11 months ago

    Pathetic that a “leader” of this free country says, “see how nice I’m being”. durmp’s aura is pure evil.

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  • eddie panedi 11 months ago

    Trump has the coveted iPhone iD-10-T ‘Special Ed’

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  • Aditya Waghmare 11 months ago

    *Donald Trumo*
    *”Hey That’s not **_IPhone_** It’s My Phone You Dumb People”*

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  • Pat Daddy 11 months ago

    Orange Caligula needs his blended McDonald’s fish pho lay IV.

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  • World's Netizen 11 months ago

    CCP got a big contract of special steel from the US’ military just after Congress passed Trump’s $700B military budget in 2017, which was earlier than trump’s fake tariff trade war.
    Trump: No collusion! x1000

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  • Pam Timmins 11 months ago

    So funny as always Seth keep us laughing, Trump the idiot keeps us wishing anyone else is President but him….VOTE BLUE COME NOVEMBER VOTE AS MANY REPUBLICANS AS POSSIBLE OUT OF OFFICE SAVE OUR COUNTRY….THEN DUMP TRUMP

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  • Bob Slaughter 11 months ago

    LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP!!!

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  • Jim's videos 11 months ago

    That’s probably the closest he’s ever been to a banana.

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  • frankbauerful 11 months ago

    At this rate, Saudi Arabia will have a female leader before the US.

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 11 months ago

    In order to beat the Chinese hackers, just search, “Tiananmen Square Massacre”

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  • digz_mctwist 11 months ago

    1:53 SETH NO!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

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  • webster wu 11 months ago

    Manchild

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  • Jo So 11 months ago

    LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP !

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