Seth Meyers’ monologue from Thursday, October 25.
Seth, you sure it’s not time for another week or two of vacation yet? It’s been four days.
😂😂The cat joke.
Straight Pride Flag? Really?
“See how nice I’m being” should be heard as “My team has introduced me to the concept of criminal incitement.”
The banana joke would work better if he wasn’t an orangutan.
“Hey, hold on a second, Rupert, I’m getting hungry. China, if you’re listening — and I know you are ’cause of that thing I read in the Failing New York Times — China, please send me a Number 7 and a Number 9. That’s the Mooshu Chicken and the Shanghai Shrimp. And for dessert, throw in an order of those Mao Tse Tongue Teezers — those sound fantastic. Just have it delivered to the White House gate and tell ‘em to wake up Sleepy General Kelly so he can pay for it and bring it to me in his footie pajamas. Okay, that’s all for now. Sorry about the tariffs. Thanks China.”
Ah. He lets them spy so he isn’t officially colluding. Genius. (LMAO)
Pathetic that a “leader” of this free country says, “see how nice I’m being”. durmp’s aura is pure evil.
Trump has the coveted iPhone iD-10-T ‘Special Ed’
*Donald Trumo* *”Hey That’s not **_IPhone_** It’s My Phone You Dumb People”*
Orange Caligula needs his blended McDonald’s fish pho lay IV.
CCP got a big contract of special steel from the US’ military just after Congress passed Trump’s $700B military budget in 2017, which was earlier than trump’s fake tariff trade war. Trump: No collusion! x1000
So funny as always Seth keep us laughing, Trump the idiot keeps us wishing anyone else is President but him….VOTE BLUE COME NOVEMBER VOTE AS MANY REPUBLICANS AS POSSIBLE OUT OF OFFICE SAVE OUR COUNTRY….THEN DUMP TRUMP
LOCK HIM UP, LOCK HIM UP!!!
That’s probably the closest he’s ever been to a banana.
At this rate, Saudi Arabia will have a female leader before the US.
In order to beat the Chinese hackers, just search, “Tiananmen Square Massacre”
1:53 SETH NO!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP ! LOCK HIM UP !
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