Trump’s Still Banned from Facebook, Giuliani Lays Off Entourage: This Week’s News | The Tonight Show

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  • Mn ey 9 months ago

    FIRSTEEZ

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  • Mn ey 9 months ago

    Levittown Pennsylvania

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  • Mn ey 9 months ago

    Good to see you again Jimmy

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  • Paul Jansen 9 months ago

    So Rudy can’t pay his entourage because Trump didn’t pay him that 20,000 a day? Hilarious!!

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  • Monky Dollqueen 9 months ago

    Start unknown. Finish unforgettable.

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  • lin n 9 months ago

    when you’re early and don’t know what to comment because you haven’t even completed watching the video

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  • genivaldo antonio carvalho da silva val 9 months ago

    Boa noite eu sou o Compositor bacaninha quê beija o celular Rim Tim Tim Tim Oi no YouTube

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  • Jordan Marshall 9 months ago

    Go away Jimmy. Lying grifter!!

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  • Miss Interpreter 9 months ago

    🤯 the tonight show in the morning. Wohza

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  • Dreamine 9 months ago

    im so early lol

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  • Dreamine 9 months ago

    that hot sauce goldfish looks good lmao

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  • Reinamplify 9 months ago

    😂🔥

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  • Alpona Das 9 months ago

    Watching this from India and thinking so this is how normal life looks like😢

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  • Ingelbert Loose 9 months ago

    0:10
    vor.lol

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  • Justin Thomas Kraus 9 months ago

    So this is where all you libtards go to STILL rag on Trump 😂…..f*cking Democrats.

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  • Heather Thompson 9 months ago

    I really use to like you Fallon, but you suck. Deep down your a prejudice f*****g joke!!! Such a shame because you could’ve been great to watch, now I can’t stand you. Besides all the shit you talk about anymore is politics like get a life!!!

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  • Junksaint 9 months ago

    Check out the vid of the cop torturing a man with his taser despite him complying. His boss cop then said thanks for draining the black swamp. You’ll love it.

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  • Kris Frederick 9 months ago

    “You’ve Got Mail” used to be so exciting to hear as a kid 📪👀

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  • Tyrone Valdéz-Krüger 9 months ago

    He should be banned from Earth

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  • Rui G 9 months ago

    What kind of brainwashed sheep gets a vaccine for a virus with a 99.9% survival rate! Oh of course the same sheep looking for that lose weight miracle pill.

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  • Dinesh K 9 months ago

    I am not using facebook from past 9 years , Completely removed

    Fb & Instagram is stupid time pass app , I don’t have time to spend there

    Youtube is much better

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  • Isen Gashi 9 months ago

    Twitter Facebook 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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  • asdf jkl: 9 months ago

    Who are the people randomly throwing comments (jokes?) in during Fallon’s monologue? Is it the band members? It’s annoying.

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  • Luc Van Laethem 9 months ago

    Gerber in french means to puke

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  • Gypsy SnickerDoodle 9 months ago

    The Erwin who drank that Starbucks immediately dropped dead

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  • M G 9 months ago

    Go woke, GO BROKE!

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  • Maximvs Payne 9 months ago

    its not the pfizer-vaccine – its the biontech-vaccine produced by pfizer, biontech and others..

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  • Harold S 9 months ago

    13:11 Yeah, good luck with that Rudy

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  • Steffen Dix 9 months ago

    Vaccines.gum 😁😁😁😂😂😂

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  • Lori Boswell 9 months ago

    I wish I was in New Jersey right now! Lol just kidding…

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  • Kar Walker 9 months ago

    What’s a White Castle is it as wonderful as Burger King??? Or does he live there?

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  • Lori Boswell 9 months ago

    I wanna go to New York and watch a met game! Free tickets? Awesomeness! Low funds though from Minnesota way….

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  • Sanjay Dc 9 months ago

    1:25 Win iPhone 12 PRO 🔽

    youtu.be/49mwt6s95aY

    在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`’守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。

    說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木

    來調味食物煮的時候 1620520401

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  • Sal ty 9 months ago

    shérbet not shurrberrt. Like suré-bet. sherbet.

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  • revelwoodie 9 months ago

    No, no NO! We’ve suffered enough. Given up so much. Under no circumstances are we giving up snow days! If it snows and they want my kids to attend remotely, I’m calling them out sick. That is a day for cocoa and snowball fights!

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  • PROMOTIONS CHANNEL 9 months ago

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  • Edith Pruitt 9 months ago

    You really are crazy. No one is optimistic about this Country with Biden! You really have lost it. Only holly weird!!
    U either are actually evil and know what is happening or you are ignorant and have listened to the media way to long.

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  • TeddyO 9 months ago

    Still talking about DONALD fallon??? Why did this idiot have to turn so left wing , wasn’t like this pre 2016.

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  • Maddie Vega 9 months ago

    Jimmy who in the hell did your hair today?

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  • Ura Hoe ! 9 months ago

    Donald Trump, you have a son out in America that goes by Paul Patterson! The DNA blood evidence shows you are the father ! Donald, are you going to let others make you keep ignoring your firstborn son ? How many people do not know about this ?

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  • Kerry Venus 9 months ago

    Thanks Jimmy Fallon Et Al.🙂 Frikin YouTube Manny Celebos…is there a middle name? We’ll track this down…where’s the tallish One? It’s late early 8th (no 9th)…nvrmnd, (traitor)!? Where were we…to tell the truth, i forgot…No one ever has Clint on still no really: kind and funny; thanks. Published “7 hours” ago I’ve seen this Here twice 26 hours ago? Good man famous yet so weak…,could be way worse.😁

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  • Emrys 9 months ago

    Is this a re-upload?

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  • Susan Mathers 9 months ago

    In case you didn’t realize that people in Florida are crazy.

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  • Bendys Plush Studio 9 months ago

    This show cheers me up from the things going on around the world and also I get the the Russian vaccine joke lol. 😂

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  • Joe Weis 9 months ago

    GOP MOB Leader Needs Twitter And Face Book To Command His MOB !!!

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  • Nicole Melnyk 9 months ago

    Can Higgins go away!

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  • Maria Imaculada 9 months ago

    Ridículo isso q fazem com o Trump! Seria medo?

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  • Blazzed Pigeon 9 months ago

    All the US talks shows have just become political left propaganda and the movies this is why the oscars go from 20 mill too 9mill.

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  • B M 9 months ago

    Not funny

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  • Mary 9 months ago

    I can only imagine being married to Bill Gates is like being married to a brain. No thanks, I already have one.

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  • Mary 9 months ago

    LOL Facebook pulls a no-brainer.

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  • Lucylle 9 months ago

    I approve of your Don Corleone impression!

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  • Killer Joe 9 months ago

    Bias

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  • Killer Joe 9 months ago

    Trumps likes white castle

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  • Derry Taylor 9 months ago

    I saw the interview with the Ukranian Aid and thought he looked exactly like Jimmy Fallon. I wasn’t alone, apparently 🤣♥️😄♥️

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  • uncle ferg 9 months ago

    Before you make smart ass comments about Canada you should take a good look around sir… The US that was the leader in the democratic free world, has become the friend that is upon a path to self destruction.

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  • Thị Ngô 9 months ago

    This brain-controlled biological weapons technology, in addition to what in the article lists, they also cause the victims of depression to kill themselves or kill without reason, everyone who has the status as in In the following article, I advise everyone to strongly post on facebook to look for those who are their victims, together to unite to find evidence of searching for men and women to provide information to the police involved, now the Chinese Quoc is trying to blame Russia, America, India, Europe, but the most dangerous is that they always blamed the host state for it. The phenomenon of suicide or homicide depression occurs more and more in the world including Vietnam, I advise those who suffer from the above cases to find a way to unite the victims against them, everyone should watch to You know, be careful. Currently all Hoang Vu, Vu Hoang, Câmtien Ngo’s Facebook accounts are blocked, but on Hoangvu Dinh, I have downloaded documents or people can go to google to type the technology to control the brain of Trung Quoc look to know that take precautions for yourself…..

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  • Thị Ngô 9 months ago

    This brain-controlled biological weapons technology, in addition to what in the article lists, they also cause the victims of depression to kill themselves or kill without reason, everyone who has the status as in In the following article, I advise everyone to strongly post on facebook to look for those who are their victims, together to unite to find evidence of searching for men and women to provide information to the police involved, now the Chinese Quoc is trying to blame Russia, America, India, Europe, but the most dangerous is that they always blamed the host state for it. The phenomenon of suicide or homicide depression occurs more and more in the world including Vietnam, I advise those who suffer from the above cases to find a way to unite the victims against them, everyone should watch to You know, be careful. Currently all Hoang Vu, Vu Hoang, Câmtien Ngo’s Facebook accounts are blocked, but on Hoangvu Dinh, I have downloaded documents or people can go to google to type the technology to control the brain of Trung Quoc look to know that take precautions for yourself….

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  • EZ RC 9 months ago

    Bring back Johnny Carson, Fallon is INSUFFERABLE! Just terrible.

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  • Alina Robello 9 months ago

    The whole snow day thing is such a weird concept to me, a Californian😩😩 I’m jealous of y’all who grew up with snow days!!!

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  • Asad Hafeez 9 months ago

    Who’s else google home triggered on “Gugu ga ga”and told you the definition of smocking?

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  • Captain Charles 9 months ago

    Will, you need all the luck Vampire Rudy to getting money from moron trump.

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  • Rudiger Lust 9 months ago

    Yeah Jimmy. We keep forgetting about North Korea. That’s a crying shame considering the horrible crimes against humanity happening there all the time under the cruel dictator. Nice joke asshole!

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  • Justin Palmer 9 months ago

    The kid taught the anchor something they need to learn at Fox… Saying and doing are two different things… and just because you scream it doesn’t make it true.

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  • Nelly Vanilla 9 months ago

    Respect to teachers all over the world! Ty 💕✌🏻

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  • Cynthia Wilson 9 months ago

    When are they going to ban his minions

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  • Marta Villanueva 9 months ago

    Yeah and that last president said everyone was gonna get what he got at the hospital that treated him for Covid, yet it wasn’t so, and how were people able to do so when he only order @100K when there are @300K+.

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  • a a 9 months ago

    Although I personally do not support a specific party, the Republican Party has drawn a line after Trump’s failure to hold office and made a lot of attacks.
    Mainstream media tried to frame Trump as a populist, but Biden didn’t live up to the minimum wage promise (many times he said he could do it -> replied that it was impossible as soon as he was elected), and immigrants in March this year. Only 120,000 people were arrested (referring to several times that they would receive immigrants -> as soon as they were elected, it was unreasonable, but corrected). I’m confused who the hell is the populist and the agitator. Regardless of right and wrong, at least Trump tried to keep his promises with the people while preparing for a shutdown. In addition, criticism and criticism of the outcomes and achievements of the implementation, such as the construction of barriers, have been fairly and fairly intact. The share and responsibility are also being received by the failure of re-election due to the opposing supporters. Even though Biden and the Democratic Party made a majority seat that held the seat of the National Assembly with priority on the casting boat, they reviewed several times, and within a year broke the policy promises they claimed to be possible, and revised and changed their words. Lies made up for sake of sake?) Beyond the ideology, I hate liars. It is questionable whether politicians who are the agitators and liars and who do not keep the promises that the best talents have reviewed several times in a short period of time deserve to blame others. Politics can develop only when there is a culture of keeping the promises that can be made and taking responsibility for the consequences. It is questionable what Biden is defending,
    Biden, who has received the lowest unemployment rate in history, the coronavirus vaccine, and the largest fiscal stimulus from Trump, is up to date. Doesn’t the appearance of the word racism in all violent crimes rather promote division? Is it the press or Trump that makes the division? Who is really the bad guy?

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  • Dejah Thoris 9 months ago

    News smash, so good!

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  • Rose Thompson 9 months ago

    Trump is right, … Global warming effects are here because of your self that have no respect. It matters how much you insult trump, because it shows you off, you stand out in the crowd of neglegence neglence neglegence… something that is all you can do, lacking respect.
    Thanks for your honesty Trump, lead the way. More power to you Trump.

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  • ANDREW ESCALANTE 9 months ago

    $5M

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  • Tele Gnes 9 months ago

    Why don’t you talk about your beloved Biden now?

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  • ziyu wang 9 months ago

    we can keep disliking Trump and keep not supporting him but having social media companies and those few super rich people who own these giant company to pre-deciding our choice is not good ! What about free speech ? If they can shut down trump who they are going to shut down tmr then ! They should not have the right to filtering different voice for the public

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  • Tony Monatana 9 months ago

    Joe Biden is the most popular President in the American history, More popular than Barack Obama, or Bill Clinton. And American is now the most Free country in the world, where everyone can have an opinion, nothing like China.

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  • Galactus MMA 9 months ago

    Canelo Alvarez is the *OGBMFOAT!*

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  • Jonathan Bailey 9 months ago

    I am the guy who loves his mother, whenever I get in trouble she always says “Jonny I don’t have money for your books but I can visit every week.”
    I love my Mom she is my blessing

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  • d d 9 months ago

    Its taking away free speech by socialist you should be worried about. Why we fought the red coats

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  • Elena Latici 9 months ago

    Jimmy Fallon is so good for my 💖. Not only is he hilarious, but from what I know about him he’s a really nice guy.

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  • Elena Latici 9 months ago

    A kid just blew 🦊 out of the swamp. 😅😅😅

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  • TheBestWayOne 9 months ago

    As Americans we must make sure the President and are Administration work on what we the people want and answer to us.

    America First does that and the media and big brother (Big Tech) try to shut our voices down. Keep up your voices call them out and demand and let them know they work for us. We need a better and new Big Tech and News media that’s not so dishonest. Keep up the Good work America First and the policies that are honest and lawful.

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  • Remus Arizona2 9 months ago

    Advisory Panel Rejects Trump’s Request to Reopen Facebook

    A distinguished international board of free speech advocates, online blogger experts, communication ethicists and lay persons agreed that Trump’s racist, misogynist, homophobic statements and lies about election fraud and insurrectionist postings were ample grounds to continue the YouTube stoppage of his Facebook access. One panel member even suggested Trump might benefit from a grownup life coach.😳 WOWSER!

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  • Wall Street 101 9 months ago

    You’ve got no mail!!!!!!!

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  • Farright 9 months ago

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  • Nate Stakely 9 months ago

    Jen Psaki did not know the Canadian border was closed and these dolts are still on Trump and Gulianni. Finally the left id defining the media as aloof

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  • Elijah Frye 9 months ago

    Korea: threatens our existence
    Everyone else: did you hear about the new goldfish flavor?

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  • kirstie b 9 months ago

    love jimmy bed head

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  • kirstie b 9 months ago

    hey jimmy, can we get an encore of winnie and frannie?

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  • Shirley Lawrence 9 months ago

    I Love Trump. Dem’s are just Jealous of him. Hope he runs for President again. He is still my President.

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  • Shirley Lawrence 9 months ago

    Jimmy yo aren’t even funny. Just Stupid.😍👎

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  • Shirley Lawrence 9 months ago

    Jimmy yo aren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’taren’teven funny. Just Stupid.😍👎

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  • Eva Sakura 9 months ago

    Is No One Distracted by those *swept hairs on left side of the temple* ??? Gets My O.C.D. lol

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  • aerialabby 9 months ago

    I’m so glad to know who Jimmy really is. Pathetic

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  • aerialabby 9 months ago

    He actually used to be real comedy

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  • Libby Harbour 9 months ago

    I miss when Jimmy wasn’t so political

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  • NiNi Na 9 months ago

    Thank you to all teachers raising other people’s kids and caring about them while their parents threaten to sue. ♥️♥️♥️

    News Smash is a brilliant idea! 😄

    You could administer the vaccine to tourists at immigration, they are frozen in fear having to answer stern questions jet-lagged and forgot about their fear of needles.

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  • Aliquot8 9 months ago

    Holy flying crap, Batman!

    How many calories are in that drink?

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  • Lil Kimmy 9 months ago

    That poll is bs. The country hates him Fallon. Just click on any Biden video and look at the like to dislike ratio. Not sure who he talks to that’s feeling more optimistic but everyone I know sticks to themselves, are afraid to even mention politics in person, and just seems overall miserable. None of what he says is real

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  • Walter Godsoe 9 months ago

    Future News from 2022: Former president unleashed a powerful plan to enrich his many followers. He will be introducing financial products based on his new “Tcoins”. Get in fast and just as fast on getting out.

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  • m tsula 9 months ago

    That little boy showed more sense/intelligence than all the Fox employees put together. How embarassing that stupid host responded back to the boy with a flippant remark which sounded childish. trump wanted the kids to go back to school without any type of protection which different than what the Democrats are doing.

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  • EcoAnarchist 9 months ago

    *AWARENESS GUIDE FOR IDIOT AMERICA!*

    Introduction

    So I wanted to make this guide because I believe both sides are a bit confused about what’s going on in the real world. I’ve been researching topics of conspiracies for over 10 years and this in my opinion is what I’ve come to believe is the reality most seem to be neglecting/be unaware of. So let me make this absolutely clear. I personally am not either a DNC or GOP supporter. Notice the name. It’s in line with real anarchism (socialism not captialism fuck ANCAPS)

    Anway here’s the guide I hope it helps you all out and you all do your own research. This is my non-bias opinion/overview and conclusion after years of researching both sides.

    Part I

    Trumpians/GOP supporters believe any baseless claim/rumor from word of mouth.

    Demfools believe the “official narrative” from so called “experts” without question.

    If you’re a Demfool (Democrat) you’re a utopian: spineless docile and enslaved

    If you’re a Trumpian (Republican) you’re a dystopian: violent and also enslaved.

    If you’re an Anarchist (socialist) congrats! You have a brain and you support freedom -_-

    Part II

    Below are the problems most deny/are unaware of that threaten our freedom, future, humanity and the ecosystem:

    *FACTS: THE PROBLEM*
    *Republicans* Nazis (including Trump)= dystopia (chaos)
    *Democrats* Zionists (including Biden) = utopia (slavery)
    *MAINSTREAM MEDIA*

    *SHILLS (controlled opposition)*
    *Libertarians* (including Paul) = crypto-republicans
    *Greens* (including Stein)= crypto-democrats
    *ALTERNATIVE MEDIA*
    (including QANON)

    Part III

    *SOLUTION*
    *Anarchists* = anarchia (freedom)

    *Free*
    Food
    Water
    Shelter
    Education
    Holistic Medical Care

    *No*
    Currency
    Authority
    Prisons
    Banks
    Corporatism/Capitalism
    Government
    Taxes

    Part IV

    *CONCLUSION*

    *FUCK MAINSTREAM/ALTERNATIVE MEDIA, ANCAPS, REPUBLICANS, DEMOCRATS AND LIBERTARIANS*

    *NOTES*

    *Patriotism*
    the support of the genocide of 4.5mil natives

    *pizzagate*
    DNC pedo sex ring

    *The Franklin Cover-up*
    GOP pedo sex ring
    (predating pizzagate)

    Final Part

    *QUOTES*

    “The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves.”
    ~Vladmir Lenin

    “Rights aren’t rights if they can be taken away, they’re temporary privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country.”
    ~George Carlin

    “Those who control the past control the future.”
    ~George Orwell 1984

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  • Elaine Berg 9 months ago

    Please don’t poke fun at Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden. Jimmy Carter was the most honest president we had. I remember how he was picked in because he said “he lusted in his heart” when talking about infidelity. At least he was honest about desiring another woman even if he did not act on it. That is refreshing because Trump wasn’t lusting in his heart. He paid off women to make sure the scandal would not hamper his presidential run.

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  • Walter Godsoe 9 months ago

    More Future News: Former president has announced that Western Union will be delivering powerful telegrams to his followers.

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  • Nikki Stixx 9 months ago

    That lady 100% put that cigarette in her taco lol….I’m mean seriously she was better off trying the whole “I found a bunch of hair in my 🌮 crap if she really wanted a refund haha

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  • Nikki Stixx 9 months ago

    I think the NHL is the only thing that’s still “America” that hasn’t been altered to not offend every type of person on earth lol…. if they ever stop the fighting in hockey I think it would just make a hell of a lot more fighting lol

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  • FarruFR 9 months ago

    Even when he’s out of office, he is mentioned more than Biden…

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  • micko11154 9 months ago

    Jimmy really needs a wig or better baldness management!
    Such an obvious comb-over/comb-forward.

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  • Alwin Langendijk 9 months ago

    Hoe kan je Trump bannen van facebook, als hij NOOIT een facebookaccount heeft gehad. Stop met deze shit, anders gaat er iets extreems ergs met de mensheid gebeuren. Vooral met de hogere wereld. Zij moeten boeten voor jullie misdaden. Dat wordt lopen een kwart huis en broodje meenemen.

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  • Justin Reding 9 months ago

    Not as bad as a used bandaid in a McDonald’s hamburger. It happens.

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  • Dragonaut005 9 months ago

    This guy is the most unfunny person I’ve ever heard. Like why?

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  • Rosy Wright 9 months ago

    g’job

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  • Gregory Parmer 9 months ago

    Amazing job as usual fellas!

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  • ALEX -UNIK-CA 9 months ago

    Happy teachers day even though is a bit late but in the Good news talking about NEW JERSEY…check out a restaurant Rinconcito Vakano, 448 Broadway, Paterson, NJ. Once you visit make a video put it on tiktok, I been waiting for someone to post a video of their food.

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  • William Roark 9 months ago

    EXCELLENT ‘MOOSE’ Jimmy!!!

    Well DONE!!!!

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  • Emir 9 months ago

    Why is there no news for what is Israel doing to Palestina people on their muslims holy day?

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  • Pamela Connolly 9 months ago

    Jimmy Fallon….I’m sorry but you are no longer tolerable

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  • George Costanza 9 months ago

    This guy was never funny. Ruined every skit he was ever in on snl and now is just a shill for the fake news media

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  • Siobhan C. 9 months ago

    OMG I loved punky brewster!

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  • Free World2021 9 months ago

    Free speech can’t be granted just for social media and politicians-
    Stop playing today the big supreme court with people’s voice- Politicians becomes ping pong balls not anymore something interesting for the social media ,”soccer field”!
    Youtube you are a platform for everybody you will be crying if you are ignored the same FACEbook or twitter.

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  • Susan Bengston 9 months ago

    Totally LOOOVE YOUR “Rapid Fire NEWS!!!!! Thank You Man, I Needed This!!!!!!

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  • Old School G 9 months ago

    Stay outta politics bud, it’s cringey smh.

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  • Monica X 9 months ago

    Jimmy is so cute & funny when he does impressions. 😄😂😁

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  • PP 9 months ago

    Love DJT for 2024
    presidentialposters.com
    Show your support.
    Show family, friends and
    Uncle Bob

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  • Vytallica Q. 9 months ago

    No one should “feel good” about stimulus checks. They make workers poorer and bankers richer over time. Google “Hidden secrets of money episode 4”. You’ll pay far more in higher prices and taxes than you will receive from all of the stimulus payments combined. The national debt is already at $225,000 PER taxpayer and going far higher. People have got to stop being so short-sighted. And stop letting the criminals in congress, and the Federal Reserve destroy your future in the name of “saving” you.

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  • John Walker 9 months ago

    pathetic…

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  • italia gorino 9 months ago

    Such a lie… we know it

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  • Bill Johnson 9 months ago

    I liked it better when you did your opening casually on the chair

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  • Arnold Schwarzenegger 9 months ago

    Who oversees students if all New York City teachers are there? XD

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  • Don't Panic 9 months ago

    Geez, Bill and Melinda Gates splitting up after 27 years at their age… kinda puts the lie to the whole “sanctity of marriage” thing if even folks with all the resources to stay together aren’t willing to do so, to make it work, to care for each other to the end.

    On the other hand, maybe all those resources are why they’re willing to separate and go it alone; their wealth can purchase all the companionship and assistance they might ever want or need.

    No wonder the sanctity of marriage argument doesn’t hold water anymore; it’s hardly practiced by anyone anymore– neither the straight or gay, nor the well-off or poor. And those who do, half the time are in abusive relationships they refuse to end– the very people the practicality and social acceptance of divorce is intended to benefit.

    What’s that make the numbers? Conservatively, if 50% of marriages end up in divorce and 75% marry, this means approximately 75M people are honoring their vows and 150M people– half the country– are non-practicing, with a third of them children and a quarter of the remainder uninterested in ever getting married. Of that 75M seeing things through, half of them really shouldn’t be together, so we’re really only talking about 13% of the population– at most, 40M people– with the sanctity of marriage argument– half of which who don’t even care one way or the other about the same sex issue. Those who do are the other 40M unhappily married people and 20M of the perfectly content– not even 20% of the population.

    It’s this 20%– these 60M– who are representing the sanctity of marriage argument both on behalf of the family unit and the children, yet 66% of them are completely off their rockers, leaving the 20M hyper-heteros championing this cause– less than 10% of the country with a vested interest in the practice.

    Things aren’t just bad, they’re worse than we thought; no one cares about this issue and those who do aren’t worth listening to, haven’t any credibility. Even worse, we’ve created a country of independent, dysfunctional children who don’t value marriage, nor the family, who haven’t the skills to take care of themselves, nor those around them– none of which is their fault, nor the fault of their liberal or conservative forebears, but the fault of those who mostly refuse to practice what they preach, yet holler from the rooftops how they are and how poorly others aren’t honoring God.

    Dissertation ended.

    Conclusion: we’re all on our own with no one to depend upon but ourselves, as intended, as it should be, as it’s always been… and that’s where the sanctity of marriage occurs, coming to us completely unexpectedly from a world designed to disallow its wonder.

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  • David Connell 9 months ago

    The thing is – none of that joke about Home Depot is a joke –

    did you ever go to a store with 100 people in orange aprons and
    none of them
    will ever help you?

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  • Chrysalis X 9 months ago

    Giuliani!!!! Bahaaha….A white, elitist geriatric spouting about the intricacies of White Supremacy as he sells gold and cigars every 10 minutes.
    Oh the irony!

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  • Angiebear 9 months ago

    Love how Biden laughs at himself when he mis speaks instead of pretending it was intentional.

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  • lindy loo 22 9 months ago

    vaccines dot gum!

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  • Sonic Crash 9 months ago

    Crises beyond control? Ummm we are already in one. So far in 2020 Americans have had to deal with Fires, Floods, Subarctic freezing, hurricanes, and a Pandemic,

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  • Michele Shaw 9 months ago

    he must of been a barista to come up with that or spent alot trying different combos lol heart attack n diabetes in one cup

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  • Nancy Beveridge Taylor 9 months ago

    Oh no, a Biden story.

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  • After Work with Tucker Iverson 9 months ago

    Just like Eli Manning and Jimmy, those goldfish are approachably hot!

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  • Joe The Fifth 9 months ago

    These Woke fake media channels and the talentless Fallon and crew need to go out of business. America is getting tired of their antics and idiotic rants.

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  • Nugboy 420 9 months ago

    Bill and Melinda Gates broke up after that crazy interview she gave about the microchipped vaccine lol

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  • Lisa E 9 months ago

    I miss ask the Fallons!!! 😁💕

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  • T Old 9 months ago

    Not bubblicious oh my goodness

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  • Vince M. 9 months ago

    Jimmy’s real dad is in Ukraine…

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  • D. 9 months ago

    36% SMART!

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  • wooffun 9 months ago

    please don’t encourage drugs and that everything is fine once you get them becaus eyou can still get it, die from it, and kill others with it

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  • Altay California 9 months ago

    Pupets . Shame on u

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  • Catherine Hendrickson 9 months ago

    Jimmy your father’s day post it not should be attached to a photo of your wife’s stretch marks 😉

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  • Danny John 9 months ago

    . BIDEN SAID .GUM ? …. HE JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WAS LISTENING

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  • Luke Hoefler 9 months ago

    can jimmy do an anthony kung impression

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  • ham mic 9 months ago

    7 dillion people in the world…300000000 rule …easy to defeat.. just divide then… make them fight them selves

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  • Jimmie Darlene Freeman 9 months ago

    You are a lier and a complete idiot Jimmy Falon

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  • Dawn Stott 9 months ago

    I would watch the heck out of a cruise ship show, especially if there is a Take A Break and/or a Love Boat bit. And maybe even James doing ‘Sit Down You’re Rockin’ the Boat’ from Guys and Dolls.

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