, Trump called into Fox News to pay “tribute” to his friend Rush Limbaugh who died today, the Trump Plaza Casino was imploded in Atlantic City, Rudy Giuliani is no longer representing Trump in any legal matters, Tucker Carlson went on air to falsely blame windmills for the massive blackouts in Texas, and real people on the street give rave reviews for a totally fake movie we made up starring Mark Hamill.
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Due to the pandemic some Catholic churches were offering drive thru and distanced experiences for the first day of Lent, Apple made a surprise announcement about a new product, President Biden held a Town Hall where he admitted he hadn’t spoken on the phone with one former President (guess who), Trump called into Fox News to pay “tribute” to his friend Rush Limbaugh who died today, the Trump Plaza Casino was imploded in Atlantic City, Rudy Giuliani is no longer representing Trump in any legal matters, Tucker Carlson went on air to falsely blame windmills for the massive blackouts in Texas, and real people on the street give rave reviews for a totally fake movie we made up starring Mark Hamill.
Sorry but, Greg Abbott. That’s the governor of Texas.
ReplyOther northern states that get much colder n in Sweden have windmills operating that works just fine in the snow. Texas was told 10 years ago when the same thing happened to weatherize their grid.
ReplyIs kimmel supposed to be funny?
ReplySeriously though i wish they had more respect for the man dying
ReplyIt’s a beautiful day. Limbaugh has finally reach hell
ReplyTucker did not know China had hired Sexy Miss KARMA to put our country into hell…
ReplyConservatives were on the wrong side of history with slavery, demonizing the abolitionist movement. Conservatives were on the wrong side of history during the reconstruction era, when supporting Jim Crow. Conservatives were on the wrong side of history when opposing desegregation during the Civil Rights movements. Conservatives are predictably on the wrong side of history again with climate change and the Green New Deal.
ReplyCome sit in the Covid section!
ReplyNOT FUNNY COVID SKETCH JIMMY. WAY TOO SOON AND PEOPLE LOST FAMILY MEMBERS
Reply“,,,,but enough about Rush, now back to me” –trump
ReplyWhat a wasted life when the only one with an eulologie at your grave is a malmouth like Trump.
ReplyAnd is now being confirmed that Trump is in an increasing state of dementia – ongoing study from pre-President years
Reply12:23 This girl made my day. Thank you, whoever you are. I watched that one 4 times.
Replytrump and Rush Limbaugh were both born by the same mother. the mother of vile and poisonous lies for the sake of money and racism. May God have mercy on their damaged souls.
Replylong live the laugh track
ReplyMany “professionals” think Trump won. Professional con men, professional drug dealers, professional prostitutes, professional conservative talk show hosts, …
ReplyOr else
ReplyTrump will tell folks he’s still alive..while his lifeless body is in his gold casket
ReplySorrry Jimmy I love you but thats too far …
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