Trump’s Heaping Helping of Trans-Paranoia, Supermodel Santos & MyPillow Mike STILL in Claw Machine

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Published on February 1, 2023

President Biden made an official proclamation declaring it Black History Month, no one is more astonished that it is February than our nation’s newscasters, after 21 seasons Dr. Phil has decided to hang up his mustache, Tom Brady announced that he has decided to retire again, George Santos has been having another doozy of a week, his longtime campaign treasurer has resigned, ABC News interviewed one of his exes that said Santos bragged about dating supermodels and claimed those models begged him to become a supermodel, Donald Trump is trying to rev up the MAGA outrage machine with a heaping helping of trans-paranoia, the FBI searched the vacation home of Joe Biden for remaining classified documents, a genetic engineering company raised $150 million to “de-extinct” the Dodo bird, and Mike Lindell (James Adomian) is still stuck in the claw machine from his appearance last night.

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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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18 comments

  • Manx36 1 year ago

    Santos is supposedly married right now so here and who is he married to?

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  • Starbase Slartibartfast. 1 year ago

    Now why didn’t they tell that poor little girl, to hit the green button to play?

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  • Bryan Jackson 1 year ago

    What’s most unbelievable about the month of February is that it is my birthday month!

    Quite incredible and so very hard to believe, is it not?

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  • ByeTech 1 year ago

    It sounds like “Battery in the back” news reporting

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  • Joseph Nordenbrock 1 year ago

    I believe what I already know, and if feels amazing to be among the believers as I start my day. Look how god is breathing on all the trees outside. Blowing on them, keeping dust off the leaves. You can even eat off a tree leaf that hasn’t fallen yet. Can you believe it ?

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  • Everything Dollar 1 year ago

    I was hoping Jimmy would start crying

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  • Martin Carey 1 year ago

    he still has covid

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  • Arslan Ahmed 1 year ago

    I hate trump, but do agree with he said in this video; we’ve lost our way. Confused as hell

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  • Branjo Snow 1 year ago

    Then why do all trumps wives look like men in drag? He’s definitely got a type.

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  • wyrd 1 year ago

    I’m trans and I found out that trans people’s brains aren’t the same as cis people’s brains. Basically, our brains are somewhere in between male and female, which may be what causes the feeling that we’re living in the wrong body. I’m trans in the sense that I don’t see myself as being a man or a woman, I’m androgynous. Other trans people feel more strongly associated with one gender or another. I believe that our current understanding of the humam brain is limited, there’s so much we have yet to learn.

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  • Dustin Sindledecker 1 year ago

    So if trump becomes president only he can assign gender? So I guess the left is right you can decide your gender if you let an orange bastard decide for you.

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  • Jeff Gaskill 1 year ago

    magazongas. hahaha!

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  • Robby Carson 1 year ago

    Somebody needs 2 get Trump back on his meds!!

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  • Keith Bushey 1 year ago

    I’m an established male. He/Him/His I’m also a Social Worker. I worry about Trump’s promise about anti-trans legislation. It’s an individual realization. NOT a decision. His promised legislation will ensure more suicides within this community.

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  • bob reno 1 year ago

    that kid gave up playin that racecar game

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  • Luis Garza 1 year ago

    Cant believe its feb 1st

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  • William Larson 1 year ago

    Donald trump having an opinion when he’s accused of sleeping with children!!!!!! Numerous CHILDREN!!!!!

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  • George Bird 1 year ago

    Wow, really? Jim, go back to talking about girls on trampoline. You Hollywood life style is broke jokes. Your writers on one style and you sold out. . Best bellows ever, RNC denied. System is blue pill@

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