Trump’s Ex Lawyer Ty Cobb Caught Enjoying Punk Rock

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Published on July 14, 2018

Ex-White House attorney Ty Cobb has found a quieter, calmer place to spend his days: on the punk rock scene.

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  • Alaric Balthi 2 months ago

    So it came to pass that Drumpf the Wormtongue is going to meet his lord, who rules with iron fist and lures lesser men with promises of gold and power. We shall see what comes of this, my fellow hobbits!

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  • Hylian Ticipated 2 months ago

    3 hours later for part 2 three minute monologue. Why.

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  • Gremblo 2 months ago

    🍑💊🚫

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  • Patrick Cuddy 2 months ago

    m/ :[ m/

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  • camelshit 2 months ago

    ” Bootrumpian Rapacity ”

    Is this the real life?
    Is this just Trumplight Zone?
    Caught in a swampslide
    No return to reality
    Open your eyes
    Look up at the sun and tweet
    I’m such a void trump, I need much flattery
    Because I’m sleazy come, greasy go
    A little sly, little slow
    Anywhat the law says, doesn’t really matter to me, to me …….?

    -Loosely inspired by ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, Queen

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  • Kim Jong Fun 2 months ago

    Meanwhile Trump’s another lawyer Michael Cohen is facing literally hundreds of years of jail time. When he finally gets out, mankind would have already colonized Alpha Centauri.

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  • Matthew Snider 2 months ago

    Granted, he’s still a Trump-world figure, so he deserves little sympathy, but I’ll admit: he projects an oddly fascinating persona. Between the Wilford Brimley look-alike visage, hilariously gussied-up threads, and (apparently) eclectic musical taste, he really should be a main character in a Tim Burton movie or something.

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  • Dharma69 2 months ago

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who cued up Spotify…

    Those songs are so…real.

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  • spinalcrackerbox 2 months ago

    This is what happens to you when you finally get away from Trump – you do the craziest shit just to feel sane again.

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  • Billy Ma 2 months ago

    Oh please; NASA doesn’t have to collaborate to instil wonder into people. Merely doing their job os enough for some people, like me.

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  • chri2453 2 months ago

    I want that song as a ring tone!

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  • Snugglenuts Sir 2 months ago

    Butt drugs sounds a lot like 88 fingers Louis, back from the album 88 fingers up your ass.

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  • Michael 19754 2 months ago

    You know, our orange wannabe dictator appoints the best people, tremendous people, really, believe me. Also, if he hadn’t that moustache I bet Trump wouldn’t have hired him.

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  • Napoleon I Bonaparte 2 months ago

    Is doing butt drugs a post Trump Cabinet firing a tradition?

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  • Feik Neyme 2 months ago

    I’m all for hating on Trump but who cares if this guy went to a punk/rock concert. Let him party in peace.

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  • Bruce Aitken 2 months ago

    Try this: Have astronauts visit schools and hand out Peanut books to promote literacy.

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  • Andrew Baumann 2 months ago

    I like Ty Cobb more and more everytime I hear about him (apart from the whole working for trump thing, that is).

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  • aon10003 2 months ago

    I like Ty Cobb

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  • Elmyda 1537 2 months ago

    Its obvious ty cobb suffered severe brain damage from his time with trump!

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  • stiimuli 2 months ago

    At this point Cobb seems way too kewl to be associated with Trump.
    No wonder he had to leave.

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