Ex-White House attorney Ty Cobb has found a quieter, calmer place to spend his days: on the punk rock scene.
So it came to pass that Drumpf the Wormtongue is going to meet his lord, who rules with iron fist and lures lesser men with promises of gold and power. We shall see what comes of this, my fellow hobbits!
3 hours later for part 2 three minute monologue. Why.
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” Bootrumpian Rapacity ”
Is this the real life? Is this just Trumplight Zone? Caught in a swampslide No return to reality Open your eyes Look up at the sun and tweet I’m such a void trump, I need much flattery Because I’m sleazy come, greasy go A little sly, little slow Anywhat the law says, doesn’t really matter to me, to me …….?
-Loosely inspired by ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’, Queen
Meanwhile Trump’s another lawyer Michael Cohen is facing literally hundreds of years of jail time. When he finally gets out, mankind would have already colonized Alpha Centauri.
Granted, he’s still a Trump-world figure, so he deserves little sympathy, but I’ll admit: he projects an oddly fascinating persona. Between the Wilford Brimley look-alike visage, hilariously gussied-up threads, and (apparently) eclectic musical taste, he really should be a main character in a Tim Burton movie or something.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who cued up Spotify…
Those songs are so…real.
This is what happens to you when you finally get away from Trump – you do the craziest shit just to feel sane again.
Oh please; NASA doesn’t have to collaborate to instil wonder into people. Merely doing their job os enough for some people, like me.
I want that song as a ring tone!
Butt drugs sounds a lot like 88 fingers Louis, back from the album 88 fingers up your ass.
You know, our orange wannabe dictator appoints the best people, tremendous people, really, believe me. Also, if he hadn’t that moustache I bet Trump wouldn’t have hired him.
Is doing butt drugs a post Trump Cabinet firing a tradition?
I’m all for hating on Trump but who cares if this guy went to a punk/rock concert. Let him party in peace.
Try this: Have astronauts visit schools and hand out Peanut books to promote literacy.
I like Ty Cobb more and more everytime I hear about him (apart from the whole working for trump thing, that is).
I like Ty Cobb
Its obvious ty cobb suffered severe brain damage from his time with trump!
At this point Cobb seems way too kewl to be associated with Trump. No wonder he had to leave.
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