Trump Worried Protesters Might Throw Fruits and Vegetables

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Published on April 29, 2022

Seth Meyers’ monologue from Thursday, April 28.

Late Night with Seth Meyers.

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28 comments

  • Karma By Diem 3 months ago

    Clearly trumpf suffers from a sad, but severe case of ‘BallistoFructoLachanoPhobia’.

    See for yourself:

    “Fructophobia (from fructus, Latin for “fruit”) is the fear of fruits.
    Symptoms of fructophobia include shortness of breath, tremors, weeping, screaming, fainting, increased heart rate, increased body temperature, loss of control, vomiting and urge to flee. Fructophobia is usually treated using behavioral therapy and anti-anxiety medications, but attempting self-help first is recommended.”

    “Lachanophobia
    Lachanophobia (from Greek lachaniko, meaning “vegetable”) is the fear of vegetables.”

    “Ballistophobia is the fear of missiles, bullets, and other projectiles.”

    Makes sense!

    (Source: Phobia Wiki)

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  • Charlie Freilich 3 months ago

    30 lucky players. Jets had two picks, SETH

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  • Joogie 3 months ago

    Trump worried 😆 😆 😆 lovely👹

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  • Jeanette Schock 3 months ago

    Remember bananas are also boomerangs

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  • elmando6522 3 months ago

    Trump needs Monty Python’s how to defend yourself from fresh fruit.

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  • New Message 3 months ago

    Correction: The joke to make about ‘terrible names’ and Elon is surely be about his kid’s name. C’mon, now.. you’re just baiting us!

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  • BC stargazer 3 months ago

    No wonder he ate Pizza with fork and knife…he was defending himself against the tomato sauce

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  • Arpeggi 3 months ago

    I’m not able to extract the humor from the McDonalds fries joke. What am I missing?

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  • Rowynne Crowley 3 months ago

    “Elon Musk” is right up there “Eobard Thawne”. And probably just as evil, and for all we know, a physicist from the future posing as Elon Musk so he can kill The Flash.

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  • fairchildcreek 3 months ago

    He actually said that you can be killed by someone throwing a tomato at you. And he’s really, truly terrified. Can you get any more cowardly than that? How does such a spineless worm even walk upright?

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  • mickey morris 3 months ago

    Whimpy Trump,afraid of a simple tomato 🍅. How was he President? 🤔

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  • Tracey Holt 3 months ago

    Wait … McDonald’s has been around for 60 years?

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  • Rowynne Crowley 3 months ago

    Tomorrow on Rachel Maddow: “Trump said, and I quote: ‘That late night guy Sean Mayer said he was gonna drop an anvil on my head.’ End quote.”

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  • Me Off 3 months ago

    I’d throw fruits and vegetables, but I need to eat them instead. Thanks oil companies.

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  • Pat Lafever 3 months ago

    First!!!

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  • Gee Gaw 3 months ago

    Why slam on the current president?
    You should be so bright and alert at his age.

    What about your dad?
    He’s old right?
    How’d that feel?

    All jokes about the cult45 are acceptable.
    Man, woman, camera, person, tv.
    Yeah, he’s the joke, man!
    Stay focused, eh?
    Conald is a vegetable.

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  • Marc Chametzky 3 months ago

    At $5.50/gallon (99¢/23 oz.) for Arizona Tea, it’s at least priced correctly as a gasoline substitute albeit not cheaper (at least around here).

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  • Paulette M 3 months ago

    Really … If the audience throw fruit and vegetable ..then you do cocktail fruit and salad.

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  • 1sttobylopez 3 months ago

    What was that weird camera flip about 2:34?

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  • Dan Clover 3 months ago

    Fruit to trump is like garlic to a vampire.

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  • Rhonda Lawson 3 months ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟗𝟎$ 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠.. 🙂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:) 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐟𝐮𝐥.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Jessie 3 months ago

    𝐈𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝟑𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨. 🙂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:)

    𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐡𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐳.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • gohagan 3 months ago

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    🙂
    𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:)
    𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • royefip 3 months ago

    𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 $𝟏𝟐,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟏𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭…𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊..
    🙂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:) 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐳𝐣𝐨𝐛.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • Jessie Bigelow 3 months ago

    𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐈 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 $𝟐𝟓 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟓 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬. 𝗜𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁.

    𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆………………….._𝖜­𝒘­𝐰.𝐥­𝐢­𝐯­𝐞­𝐣­𝐨­𝐛­𝟐­𝟒­𝟕.𝐜­𝐨­𝐦

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  • Heather Johnson 3 months ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟗𝟎$ 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠.. 🙂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:) 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄====)> 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐳.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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