President Trump extemporaneously offered some logic-free theories on schools being gun-free zones.
Politicians who received the most NRA bribery:
Donald Trump (R) $31,194,464
John McCain (R) $7,740,521
Richard Burr (R) $6,986,620
Roy Blunt (R) $4,551,146
Thom Tillis (R) $4,418,012
Cory Gardner (R) $3,879,064
Marco Rubio (R) $3,303,355
Joni Ernst (R) $3,124,273
Rob Portman (R) $3,061,941
Todd Young (R) $2,896,732
Bill Cassidy (R) $2,861,047
Why would a teacher run after someone with an automatic rifle when an armed police deputy was too scared to enter the school in Florida?
Monologue Order: 1. Trump Wants More Guns In Schools 2. Stephen Asks God’s Stance On The NRA
Trumpanzees voted in a guy that needs a cheat sheet, to remind himself on how to act like a normal person with empathy.
6. Don’t talk about wanting to bang Ivanka.
This idea of arming teachers is broken. Why? Because teachers can be school shooters too. For example, the UAH shooting in 2010 was carried out by a professor.
Somebody needs to use a gun to blow Trump’s brainless head to bits!
if my teachers had guns I’d be dead right now
just when you thought it can’t be dumber..
Most mass shooters are on suicide missions, armed teachers wont deter them.
“Y’now what would stop this Cholera outbreak…. More raw sewage.”
Donald Trump’s logic: Shark attacks are at a record high… Australia: let’s put out some nets to keep them out… NRA: Let’s get you a shark… to protect you from other sharks ?
Oh so now students won’t even have to go buy the gun they’ll just steal it from their teachers. Perfect.
“If you’re not willing to shoot and kill a minor, you are not qualified to be an American educator.” This sounds insane. This is becoming reality in America’s schools. I hope you’re happy with your leader, Trump voters and supporters!
It looks more larger when he’s holding it ??
I wouldn’t a country which militarizes its schools a free and safe one. Trump is just basically obeying the whims of the gun manufacturers and lobbyist so they can make a profit.
Yup, I’m sold, armed teachers are the answer… Oh wait, weren’t Presidents Kennedy, Ford, and Reagan shot while surrounded by the best trained, best armed, body guards in the world, the U.S. Secret Service? Yes they were shot under those exact circumstances. If the Secret Service can’t prevent a shooting then how are armed teachers going to do it?
Speaking of a sicko’s ‘logical thinking’…
Republicans are willing to sacrifice children to save their guns, but not sacrifice their guns to save children.
I always think “He can’t possibly say anything more stupid than the last thing” and every time he proves me wrong…good god get this guy out of gov already..
Trump is okay to put children among guns where he himself faked bone spurs deferment to avoid being among guns?
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