Trump Wants More Guns In Schools

Published on February 23, 2018

President Trump extemporaneously offered some logic-free theories on schools being gun-free zones.

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  • Kim Jong Fun 2 years ago

    Politicians who received the most NRA bribery:

    Donald Trump (R) $31,194,464

    John McCain (R) $7,740,521

    Richard Burr (R) $6,986,620

    Roy Blunt (R) $4,551,146

    Thom Tillis (R) $4,418,012

    Cory Gardner (R) $3,879,064

    Marco Rubio (R) $3,303,355

    Joni Ernst (R) $3,124,273

    Rob Portman (R) $3,061,941

    Todd Young (R) $2,896,732

    Bill Cassidy (R) $2,861,047

  • eddyk 2 years ago

    Why would a teacher run after someone with an automatic rifle when an armed police deputy was too scared to enter the school in Florida?

  • boonlincoln 2 years ago

    Monologue Order:
    1. Trump Wants More Guns In Schools
    2. Stephen Asks God’s Stance On The NRA

  • Hal Jordan 2 years ago

    Trumpanzees voted in a guy that needs a cheat sheet, to remind himself on how to act like a normal person with empathy.

  • Ro G 2 years ago

    6. Don’t talk about wanting to bang Ivanka.

  • I'm The Heroic Protagonist 2 years ago

    This idea of arming teachers is broken. Why? Because teachers can be school shooters too. For example, the UAH shooting in 2010 was carried out by a professor.

  • James Jackson 2 years ago

    Somebody needs to use a gun to blow Trump’s brainless head to bits!

  • Glenn B 2 years ago

    if my teachers had guns I’d be dead right now

  • love anyway 2 years ago

    just when you thought it can’t be dumber..

  • eddyk 2 years ago

    Most mass shooters are on suicide missions, armed teachers wont deter them.

  • New Message 2 years ago

    “Y’now what would stop this Cholera outbreak…. More raw sewage.”

  • M. Rodrigo Lemus 2 years ago

    Donald Trump’s logic: Shark attacks are at a record high… Australia: let’s put out some nets to keep them out… NRA: Let’s get you a shark… to protect you from other sharks ?

  • xvx4848 2 years ago

    Oh so now students won’t even have to go buy the gun they’ll just steal it from their teachers. Perfect.

  • Zokizzy Foshizzy 2 years ago

    “If you’re not willing to shoot and kill a minor, you are not qualified to be an American educator.”
    This sounds insane. This is becoming reality in America’s schools. I hope you’re happy with your leader, Trump voters and supporters!

  • Modou Bajaha 2 years ago

    It looks more larger when he’s holding it ??

  • 223Drone 2 years ago

    I wouldn’t a country which militarizes its schools a free and safe one. Trump is just basically obeying the whims of the gun manufacturers and lobbyist so they can make a profit.

  • MsPrincesspaulina 2 years ago

    Yup, I’m sold, armed teachers are the answer… Oh wait, weren’t Presidents Kennedy, Ford, and Reagan shot while surrounded by the best trained, best armed, body guards in the world, the U.S. Secret Service? Yes they were shot under those exact circumstances. If the Secret Service can’t prevent a shooting then how are armed teachers going to do it?

  • New Message 2 years ago

    Speaking of a sicko’s ‘logical thinking’…

    Republicans are willing to sacrifice children to save their guns, but not sacrifice their guns to save children.

  • May 2 years ago

    I always think “He can’t possibly say anything more stupid than the last thing” and every time he proves me wrong…good god get this guy out of gov already..

  • Alternative Spicer 2 years ago

    Trump is okay to put children among guns where he himself faked bone spurs deferment to avoid being among guns?


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