Trump Wants An Attorney General Who Can Time Travel

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Published on July 21, 2017

The President wishes Attorney General Jeff Sessions would have revealed ahead of time his intentions to recuse himself from the Russian probe… even though it hadn’t happened yet.

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20 comments

  • Jason Arias 2 years ago

    N1 session bitches

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  • Skian Sukeru 2 years ago

    I see 3 comments.
    What about you?

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  • jordan vanschaik 2 years ago

    Hey Stephen and your people you rock

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  • Miss B 2 years ago

    Can I go with them on the time machine? I dropped a hundred dollar bill once, I’d like to go back and get it.

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  • BdR76 2 years ago

    Even if Jeff Sessions could travel back in time, he still couldn’t undo the mess Trump made. Sad.

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  • FreneticKey 2 years ago

    Can’t wait for Mueller to get hold of Trump’s tax returns.

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  • William Slaughter 2 years ago

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
    He… he chose Sessions specifically because he hoped Jeff would cover for him on the legal front…? NOT for any particular job merits…?

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  • Miss B 2 years ago

    Everyone wants a time machine, especially after the last election. Maybe the 45 or so percent that decided not to vote would actually vote. Deez Nuts would have made a great POTUS.

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  • Bob Jones 2 years ago

    If Jeff Sessions DID go back in time to tell Trump not to hire him because Trump told him to do so in the present, that would create a paradox as the event that caused Sessions to go back never would have happened

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  • Takata Miyagawa 2 years ago

    The thing is, by running campaign-like rallies after his inauguration, he’s sort of already running for re-election.

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  • Jason Blade 2 years ago

    Sessions the type of Gnome to time travel back to Pre Civil War South.

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  • Matin Gholami 2 years ago

    Covfefe = covering up federal felony

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  • LordJaric 2 years ago

    My head hurts from the stupidity.

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  • Daniel Moore 2 years ago

    I know you aren’t supposed to tell people they have ugly children but I feel sorry for the mother of that ghastly babby

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  • ih8myfriends 2 years ago

    Fuck you trump. B-more for life.

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  • Scythe Seven 2 years ago

    The really sad part is that Rosenstein isn’t even from Baltimore. He’s from Pennsylvania.

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  • Albert Moore 2 years ago

    trup wow ha ha ha ha

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  • dantedero 2 years ago

    that nyt interview is completely nuts, this guy still sits in the oval office jesus christ

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  • JOE RAM 2 years ago

    Is this show all about trump now WTF.

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  • giovanni pacheco 2 years ago

    this dude talks about trump so much i bet he even watches trump porn.
    So obvious hes into trump just come out stephen.

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