Beyoncé celebrated her birthday today, a Catholic school in Nashville banned Harry Potter books from the school library, the Pentagon transferred billions of dollars to help pay for the wall, Trump continues his lies about Hurricane Dorian, deepfake videos threaten the 2020 election and 15 kilos of cocaine washed up on a beach in Florida. #FredWillard
dumbass!!
ReplyI get it now but why my wife left me
ReplyThe Drumpft is even more severe of a threat to weather maps than Mr Bean ever was to Whistler’s Mother.
ReplyWell to be fair king bone Spurs supporters are what you describe as complete unadulterated morons.
ReplyCan someone press fast forward to 2020!! ?
ReplyYour are awesome Jimmy
ReplyGreatest President ever!!
ReplyDumb : Orange Donny
ReplyDumber: Trump supporters
DICKS: Trump and his deplorable base who have no guilt and shame.
Jimmy Trampoline-Girls Kimmel thinks we’re all idiots.
ReplyVERY SED BRO !!!!!
ReplyTrump and his altered map. What an idiot, medicate Trump. We just don’t need to take away Trump’s Twitter account but sharpies too….was he hit in the head with a golf club or ball, did he get to much sun, is the tanning bed and orange makeup seeping into his bloodstream carrying toxins to his brain? Remove this nightmare and fake meteorologist from the White House and lock him away in the big house. SAVE OUR COUNTRY! Maybe Trump is sniffing the sharpies. We know he is brain dead.
ReplyHow DEAR 45 take from the Military…Really- AMERICA RISE!
Replyforst
Reply45 is such a Damn A- -!!!!
Replyhe sooo funny???????
ReplyI’m sorry but I absolutely love Guillermo. Gotta love a man who happily strips down and puts on a pair of goofy underwear in front of a national audience just for a dumb gag. Best security guard 2019.
Edit: Oh my god whoever wrote the wikipedia article on him said he has teddy-bear like qualities that’s the best
ReplyReligion is a mental illness.
ReplyMy thoughts on the catholic school banning the Harry Potter books.
ReplyIts ok to worship a false deity while praying to it for personal benefit but a story book is bad? The only difference between incantations and prayer is that one is encouraged and the other is not.
I mean for 40% of American voters his thoughts are actually true. And since he just diverted money from public schools to his not existent boarder wall chances are good that those ratings will rise to “all” at some point. His way to become considered genius is making you folks practically brain dead. Is this sick or just unconventional thinking? I don´t know and I don´t care since our school and public health care system is perfectly well financed and protected from crazy Bundeskanzlers by a strict and unmistakable constitution.
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