A salesman knows to ABC: Always Be Counterfactual.
Monologue Order: 1. The ‘Sh*thole Countries’ Have One Thing Going For Them 2. Someone Forgot To Explain Trump’s Position On FISA To Trump 3. Trump Sold Norway F-52 Aircrafts, Which Isn’t A Real Thing
I’m sure plenty of generals know thing Trump doesn’t know. Like how to think tactically.
Orange tool needs to go asap
In Trump’s defense, he’d just been listening to ‘Rock Lobster’ in the bathroom right before the meeting.
Won’t be long before Trump says the US will be sharing Titans and Metal Gears.
Trump represents the average general population of America: racist arrogant and stupid.
Norway is gonna need a wall to keep Americans out.
Wow, Trump’s good as a capitalist, selling non-existing or nebulous stuffs (i.e. Trump University)!
45 meet 25.
For someone with stable mentality his face sure show a lot of hidden pain.
If Trumps presidency is a videogame, can we pleaaaaase restart?
Dotard must be getting his info on aircraft from Baron.
I’m all for pissing on Trump, but this was just a gaff. I wish we as a society would just learn to dismiss those sort of mild fuckups. Trump does things far more worthy of lampooning than simple mistakes like this.
The dude said “There is a war coming, a big-ass fight” in an official presidential meeting 😂😂😂 I’m loving the Trump administration
Trump is a gamer 😕
Could also be a cheese… In Norway browncheese is marked with G35… So maybe F52 is Cock-cheese?
So did Trump just sold something that doesn’t exist and Norway paid for it? /clap Best conman ever! Oh wait, did none of it actually happened and/or maybe he dreamt it or had a hallucination caused by syphilis, but still you conservatives still ate it up? Best conman ever!
Why the hell would anyone want to wage war with Norway? Like, does some dictator wake up one day and think Yeah, I want to wage war with a bunch of Vikings and metalheads”?
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