Trump Returns to Tighten Tiny Grip on Republican Party

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Published on February 23, 2021

New Jersey became the 14th state to say yes to legalized cannabis so we came up with a few custom strain names to help them out, President Biden held a meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to reinvigorate our relationship, a former national security official claims that Trump offered to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a ride home on Air Force One, Trump is set to make an appearance at CPAC (the annual conservative political action conference), Lindsey Graham thinks all Republicans should rally around Trump and they have a hell of a lineup set at the conference, Rudy Giuliani tried dodging being served papers for the Dominion lawsuit, Jeff Bezos has expressed interest in buying the Washington Football Team, and Jimmy chats with genius eight-year-old Sophia Rollins who bamboozled everyone by coming up with a very clever way to lock herself out of Zoom so she wouldn’t have to sit through school.

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20 comments

  • Missy Reed 2 months ago

    This man looks high Lindsey you are fu..ed up dude

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  • Zachary Leatherwood 2 months ago

    Lindsey has aged physically twenty years over the last month.

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  • Space Lemur 2 months ago

    Kimmel’s comebacks are great.

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  • Shawn&Inna Barrett 2 months ago

    fffProof of previous conviction of witness

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  • Francesca 2 months ago

    Lindsay is fighting for his life. Like a Mafia boss lackey. They will all get exposed at the end.

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  • Prakash Kumar 2 months ago

    Can’t you guys just get over Trump.. oh wait if not for him you will have nothing to talk… He is saving your job

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  • Seymour Butts 2 months ago

    Republicans seem to think that 74 million votes is more than 81 million votes.

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  • Luzhan Gurung 2 months ago

    The summit was in Singapore not Vietnam

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  • Lawrence Parker 2 months ago

    ?.

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  • Chuck Gish 2 months ago

    That girl is a hacker, and doesn’t know it yet.

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  • Vivian Black 2 months ago

    Lindsay Graham looks like a kidnap victim reading a statement prepared by his kidnappers.

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  • Delia Groer 2 months ago

    “Rat”???? Way to go on scolding someone for doing the right thing?!

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  • YEN HONG 2 months ago

    Wish my Best Jimmy .

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  • brianrosemusician 2 months ago

    ELK GROVE!!! 95624!!!

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  • A. Kinder 2 months ago

    I am now addicted to Jimmy’s monologues!

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  • Herbup 2 months ago

    This was a good one thank you Jimmy I laughed so much and trust me I NEED to laugh..

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  • Sherrie Slaugh 2 months ago

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  • DREAM CATCHER 2 months ago

    It’s supposed to be more potent
    So not safe
    Plus depending on the adults whose hands it goes in also not safe
    Ughhh

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  • Brian Fitzsimons 2 months ago

    “Mitten influencer” has a different meaning to folks from MI.

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  • sugarcookiecube 2 months ago

    lindsay needs to come out of the closet. oh wait, trump is blackmailing him.

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