New Jersey became the 14th state to say yes to legalized cannabis so we came up with a few custom strain names to help them out, President Biden held a meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to reinvigorate our relationship, a former national security official claims that Trump offered to give North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a ride home on Air Force One, Trump is set to make an appearance at CPAC (the annual conservative political action conference), Lindsey Graham thinks all Republicans should rally around Trump and they have a hell of a lineup set at the conference, Rudy Giuliani tried dodging being served papers for the Dominion lawsuit, Jeff Bezos has expressed interest in buying the Washington Football Team, and Jimmy chats with genius eight-year-old Sophia Rollins who bamboozled everyone by coming up with a very clever way to lock herself out of Zoom so she wouldn’t have to sit through school.
This man looks high Lindsey you are fu..ed up dude
ReplyLindsey has aged physically twenty years over the last month.
ReplyKimmel’s comebacks are great.
ReplyfffProof of previous conviction of witness
ReplyLindsay is fighting for his life. Like a Mafia boss lackey. They will all get exposed at the end.
ReplyCan’t you guys just get over Trump.. oh wait if not for him you will have nothing to talk… He is saving your job
ReplyRepublicans seem to think that 74 million votes is more than 81 million votes.
ReplyThe summit was in Singapore not Vietnam
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ReplyThat girl is a hacker, and doesn’t know it yet.
ReplyLindsay Graham looks like a kidnap victim reading a statement prepared by his kidnappers.
Reply“Rat”???? Way to go on scolding someone for doing the right thing?!
ReplyWish my Best Jimmy .
ReplyELK GROVE!!! 95624!!!
ReplyI am now addicted to Jimmy’s monologues!
ReplyThis was a good one thank you Jimmy I laughed so much and trust me I NEED to laugh..
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ReplyIt’s supposed to be more potent
ReplySo not safe
Plus depending on the adults whose hands it goes in also not safe
Ughhh
“Mitten influencer” has a different meaning to folks from MI.
Replylindsay needs to come out of the closet. oh wait, trump is blackmailing him.
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